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in my first job i managed to gently caress up an internal offer so badly that upper management had to get involved, i'm reasonably certain it had something to do with the poaching manager getting let go after that project
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our information security team has been trying to poach me for 2 years now, but going over there would be like drinking bleach what with how much my current group and that one hate each other. and we have to work together constantly.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:our information security team has been trying to poach me for 2 years now, but going over there would be like drinking bleach what with how much my current group and that one hate each other. and we have to work together constantly. You can spin it as becoming the liaison, bridging the gap, creating understanding and mutual respect between your departments. For a significant increase in salary of course
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May 9, 2017 07:06
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spankmeister posted:You can spin it as becoming the liaison, bridging the gap, creating understanding and mutual respect between your departments. ask for a lot of increase though, you'll receive double the boss hassling
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May 9, 2017 07:09
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cold calling recruiter status update: the in person interview is face to face with a c-level 
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May 9, 2017 09:21
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PierreTheMime posted:it's a contract with intent to hire. they're going to pay for my training and get me up to speed and if they like me they'll make an offer. at least that's how it's been sold to me from both the recruiter and the company itself
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May 9, 2017 16:14
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cinci zoo sniper posted:cold calling recruiter status update: the in person interview is face to face with a c-level not unusual if it's a smaller company, say less than 50 people
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May 9, 2017 16:29
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spankmeister posted:You can spin it as becoming the liaison, bridging the gap, creating understanding and mutual respect between your departments. they've been trying to poach me via the luxury of a pay decrease. Like the only perk to moving over there would be all the nothing I'd do all day. Seriously, that group does jack poo poo.
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Bhodi posted:be really careful about this; intent changes and gets overruled all the time so you absolutely should not rely on follow through especially if you're a month or two out from the end and all you have are promises yeh im going to get it validated/clarified in the face-to-face, but essentially im expected to be a replacement for the original who got promoted. he picked me out of the candidate pool, so if the current position vouched for me as an expected permanent replacement that's a pretty good sign. it's a very niche skillset and there's only one position in their company of course all this is still up in the air. ill know more by tomorrow afternoon
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May 9, 2017 16:45
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hobbesmaster posted:not unusual if it's a smaller company, say less than 50 people most c-levels would be at best mid-level employees at a real company hth
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May 9, 2017 16:48
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FamDav posted:most c-levels would be at best mid-level employees at a real company hth this is probably it. company has a few thousand employees, so maybe they just love making every manager a chief of something
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May 9, 2017 17:10
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FamDav posted:most c-levels would be at best mid-level employees at a real company hth this applies to all ceos, especially f500 ceos
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Bloody posted:this applies to all ceos, especially f500 ceos pitch: undercover boss except we've secretly stolen their identity and all their money and they have to successfully complete 12 months in their disguise
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May 9, 2017 17:25
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love when you submit an online application and then they email you a word doc application with all the same questions and more. the one I just got is asking for my SAT scores lol
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May 9, 2017 18:46
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da beeper king BABY posted:love when you submit an online application and then they email you a word doc application with all the same questions and more. the one I just got is asking for my SAT scores lol
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May 9, 2017 18:59
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it's a financial software consultancy, so close enough
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that's pretty much my dream bc i scored really well on SAT but nobody ever cared about it
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da beeper king BABY posted:it's a financial software consultancy, so close enough I hope you like conference calls
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May 9, 2017 21:40
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qirex posted:I hope you like conference calls
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May 9, 2017 21:51
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speaking of conference calls the new place uses webex which is really nice because you can finally see who is making uncomfortably loud breathing noises into their headset and forcibly mute them
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:our information security team has been trying to poach me for 2 years now, but going over there would be like drinking bleach what with how much my current group and that one hate each other. and we have to work together constantly. yo mostly same except 2 months instead of 2 years and the infosec engineering team owns bones and the job would let me lead a team of junior developers getting a foothold in our cloud environment. it combines my 2 passions: mentoring and developing talent, and more money.
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May 11, 2017 00:38
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okay, whats the deal with a self-described start-up mentality company looking to disrupt people's way of doign x apparently implying full formal attire dress code?
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May 11, 2017 12:04
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cinci zoo sniper posted:okay, whats the deal with a self-described start-up mentality company looking to disrupt people's way of doign x apparently implying full formal attire dress code? are they disrupting other people's money? then conservative drag to flimflam the money havers.
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May 11, 2017 13:00
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ultravoices posted:are they disrupting other people's money? then conservative drag to flimflam the money havers.
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May 11, 2017 13:02
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going to have to roll with the punches and hope that business casual is a-ok for a junior at first glance
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May 11, 2017 13:04
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cinci zoo sniper posted:okay, whats the deal with a self-described start-up mentality company looking to disrupt people's way of doign x apparently implying full formal attire dress code? they're serious if it's NYC if it's west coast "formal attire" means khakis, closed toe shoes and something with a collar hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 16:28 on May 11, 2017 |
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May 11, 2017 16:20
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hobbesmaster posted:they're series if it's NYC
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May 11, 2017 16:22
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I don't know enough about tracksuits to help you there
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May 11, 2017 16:29
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hobbesmaster posted:I don't know enough about tracksuits to help you there the classiest tracksuit
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May 11, 2017 16:38
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ultravoices posted:the classiest tracksuit oh that's trivial. black Adidas track jacket and pants with 3 straight white stripes - from belt and collar to cuffs respectively. jacket only with two side pockets, much like pants. a monochrome t-shirt underneath. white sharp-toed leather shoes (moccasin style, with no laces and mediun-height heel, shorter than half-boots. black socks and black leather beanie.
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May 11, 2017 17:11
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cinci zoo sniper posted:okay, whats the deal with a self-described start-up mentality company looking to disrupt people's way of doign x apparently implying full formal attire dress code? we're a lean and mean disruptive machine focused on exactly two things on our path to success: 1) results 2) making sure our employees dress like their grandpa would have
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May 11, 2017 18:29
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seems like a bunch of really level headed and singularly focused on success peeps to me
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May 11, 2017 18:30
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cinci zoo sniper posted:oh that's trivial. black Adidas track jacket and pants with 3 straight white stripes - from belt and collar to cuffs respectively. jacket only with two side pockets, much like pants. a monochrome t-shirt underneath. white sharp-toed leather shoes (moccasin style, with no laces and mediun-height heel, shorter than half-boots. black socks and black leather beanie. privyet
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May 11, 2017 18:30
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b0red posted:privyet zdarova
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May 11, 2017 18:31
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i unironically do wear a tracksuit almost everyday when i work. but i also work from home. it's just 2 drat comfy and the perfect amount of breathability.
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May 11, 2017 18:34
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"We need an expert in X that can come in day one billing at expert hours" roughly translated is:  DEATH MARCH right?
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Iverron posted:"We need an expert in X that can come in day one billing at expert hours" roughly translated is: it's pretty clear they're super screwed in one or more ways but you could be the one who solves the problem
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May 11, 2017 19:23
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cinci zoo sniper posted:oh that's trivial. black Adidas track jacket and pants with 3 straight white stripes - from belt and collar to cuffs respectively. jacket only with two side pockets, much like pants. a monochrome t-shirt underneath. white sharp-toed leather shoes (moccasin style, with no laces and mediun-height heel, shorter than half-boots. black socks and black leather beanie. do go on , the semiotics of tracksuits are a rich field of study. is latvia the kind of place where financial dealings have an expectation of default honesty?
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I am going to be so loving good at coding in a shared text document by the time this is over
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