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behold as the game blows this amazing music on what is essentially a shenmue qte https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGq5KNZxz7A
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May 8, 2017 23:49
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Final Fantasy XV - Kuvo and topiKal GOT IT
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May 9, 2017 00:37
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This game's devs : What if We did a Shadow of the Colossus boss battle and Platinum's block-a-giant-baddass-attack-with-a-sword but with a whiney anime pretty boy and did it lame?
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May 9, 2017 01:10
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After this episode all I can think of is http://www.theonion.com/graphic/cool-guy-from-middle-school-still-sporting-phat-pa-34730
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May 9, 2017 01:57
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Kuvo, I gotta ask, what was your whiskey of choice in this episode? Hopefully something smooth.
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May 9, 2017 06:26
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This update is making me really glad I didn't bother with this game, Titan looks like the lamest boss.
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May 9, 2017 06:40
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For the record, the name of the orchestral Yo Noid soundtrack would be Yo-Yo Noid
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May 9, 2017 07:35
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Lt. Conquistador posted:Kuvo, I gotta ask, what was your whiskey of choice in this episode? Hopefully something smooth. http://www.aberlour.com/us/range/aberlour-12/
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May 9, 2017 18:00
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Huge let-down of a boss fight. Looked kind of cool for a second and then barely did anything.
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May 9, 2017 23:06
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What've you guys got against car parks
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May 10, 2017 00:12
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It wasn't pretty enough to stop me looking at other things while it was happening.
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May 10, 2017 01:42
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Kuvo posted:behold as the game blows this amazing music on what is essentially a shenmue qte That's unfair, Shenmue QTEs usually require the use of more than two buttons
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May 10, 2017 05:54
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topiKal posted:That's unfair, Shenmue QTEs usually require the use of more than two buttons A real shame too, I was really hoping you two would fail and we'd see Noctis die by getting a watermelon smashed on his head or Kenny Crow drowning him while the cap is still on the bottle.
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May 10, 2017 06:20
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I just noticed what Benson said at the end of this episode: "It's also hosed up to tell a 9 year-old that they're the Chosen One." THAT WAS COLETTE'S ENTIRE STORY IN TALES OF SYMPHONIA! That was the whole reason she was so hosed up! Wow, this complaint is years late.
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May 10, 2017 06:39
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Say, wasn't titan holding up a still-quite-on-fire meteor? Like, you'd think it would be a problem for the entire world if he uh, got "put down" by the army or had his arm blown off by the backstreet boys. I do like that Titan is an actual titan, and not like, some sort of idiot snake thing. That's pretty nice.
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May 10, 2017 07:08
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I wonder how many episodes it takes before one of them manages to make a proper spell. You can use the stuff that drops from monsters to make far more potent spells for instance.
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May 10, 2017 11:12
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Calihan posted:I wonder how many episodes it takes before one of them manages to make a proper spell. I'm just glad they've abandoned relying on their party to heal them and are just using items freely.
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May 10, 2017 13:18
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Zenostein posted:Say, wasn't titan holding up a still-quite-on-fire meteor? Nah, it'd only fall the last little bit now he's taken the momentum off it. It'd just be a giant ever burning thing on the ground instead of a giant burning thing held just off the floor on the back of a crushed, trapped, apparently sapient being. Maybe that's why he hands out his favour, the possibility of the sweet release of death has really inspired him.
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May 11, 2017 01:00
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I don't know, Majora's Mask taught me that slow moving big things from a few hundred feet away can destroy the world. But the post(superlame)boss cutscene shows that the world is still there so whatever.
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May 11, 2017 02:33
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For all that you told Prompto to take more shots of Noctis, most of his pictures seem to be of Gladiolus. Wonder if there's anything to be read into that.
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May 13, 2017 17:57
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Astrofig posted:For all that you told Prompto to take more shots of Noctis, most of his pictures seem to be of Gladiolus. Wonder if there's anything to be read into that. All you hoo-mons look alike to me.
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May 13, 2017 18:12
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He just wants to see some muscle poses. He is exactly the kind of person who would be into Jojo in an entirely too serious way.
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May 13, 2017 19:58
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RIDING BIRDS 
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May 15, 2017 21:24
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I swear to god if Vyv's name is short for Vyvy
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May 15, 2017 22:11
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Mmmm, toadleg.....
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May 16, 2017 01:13
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Astrofig posted:Mmmm, toadleg..... Delicious.
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May 16, 2017 04:18
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Wait, can someone explain how these tactics work? They wanted you to deal 21k damage to the bigfrog in 2 minutes, but he died way faster than that.
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May 16, 2017 07:17
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They either wanted you to do all the damage before your idiot parade could even get involved, or they didn't think about it. Probably the former, could be the latter. That pushing thing at the start of the challenge is really obnoxious.
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May 16, 2017 13:20
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I love unskippable scenes and animations in games that play often.
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May 17, 2017 01:23
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goatface posted:That pushing thing at the start of the challenge is really obnoxious. Nah, it's real important. this way you emphasize with him when he says 'get off me.' It's a sign of superior quality writing, creating empathy like that.
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May 17, 2017 01:37
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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May 17, 2017 19:11
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Lunethex posted:I love unskippable scenes and animations in games that play often. Like the pointless 10 second scene every time you refuel the car? At the other end of the spectrum are games like the first Assassin's Creed with unskippable 20 minute cutscenes with button prompts. Hmmm, death by a thousand cuts or straight out beating your head in with a half brick in a sock? Tough choice. Some days I feel gaming has regressed terribly when it comes to giving the user control of the experience. So, how about those unmodifiable control configurations* and incredibly lovely map and quest controls, hey? * choice of three! poo poo, crap and bad.
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May 18, 2017 15:07
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Gorilla Salad posted:Like the pointless 10 second scene every time you refuel the car? Have you played Valkyria Chronicles 1? Among the most cumbersome menus and loadtimes ever seen in a game. Very backwards limitations such as: can't go back to the mission & other tab book mode if you've started a mission, can't restart a mission from deployment without killing yourself, can't see anything in the map until you've actually started the game, making the deployment a total crapshoot.
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May 18, 2017 15:44
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topiKal posted:
I like how the loving objective marker during the 'follow his car mission or it's game over' couldn't even smoothly move along the minimap.
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May 21, 2017 16:33
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https://twitter.com/haine08/status/866596653473513472 Quality parenting
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May 22, 2017 15:19
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Lunethex posted:https://twitter.com/haine08/status/866596653473513472 watched it all the way, that was super relaxing thanks here take this as a reward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB30RVWeuP8
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May 22, 2017 15:41
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May 24, 2017 19:10
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You monsters
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May 24, 2017 19:58
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of justice!
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