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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




nice one senator, get paid $$ cha ching dolla bills

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


punchymcpunch posted:

nice one senator, get paid $$ cha ching dolla bills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07G23zMGa4g

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I see your joke, but even still, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the third

graham is ofay in nata', but sessions is a cracka name, no doubt about it

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

punchymcpunch posted:

nice one senator, get paid $$ cha ching dolla bills

i'm operatin' on a hussle at all mothafuckin' times

get on ma' level c-spam, git on ma' level

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
man im gonna get another rice krispie edible from my friend later this week but right now im just kinda buzzed on vodka and wishing i had a piece of that dang rice krispie.

guy said it's only ten bucks, and with how much i ate thats like ten bucks to get ripped for a month. cmon my-friends-guy, get it finished.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
why did you make the new acct anyway, lindsey. was something wrong with the old one?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

shiksa posted:

man im gonna get another rice krispie edible from my friend later this week but right now im just kinda buzzed on vodka and wishing i had a piece of that dang rice krispie.

guy said it's only ten bucks, and with how much i ate thats like ten bucks to get ripped for a month. cmon my-friends-guy, get it finished.

that edible's milkshake bought your rear end to the yard, and you're like it's betta' than vodka; you can mix 'em, but you need to choose

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Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

shiksa posted:

man im gonna get another rice krispie edible from my friend later this week but right now im just kinda buzzed on vodka and wishing i had a piece of that dang rice krispie.

guy said it's only ten bucks, and with how much i ate thats like ten bucks to get ripped for a month. cmon my-friends-guy, get it finished.

if youre that desperate just make your own edibles

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

anime was right posted:

why did you make the new acct anyway, lindsey. was something wrong with the old one?

i pretended i was a black female immigrant; then i remembered why that sucks, and came back as maself

i'm sure you understand

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the world is v big right now, literally blowing up on social media as we speak

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Parity warning posted:

if youre that desperate just make your own edibles

true, but that's not fo' the faint o' heart
i remember when i did it, and i couldn't crawl outta bed, and had to have mccain orda dominos for me

it was vurry humblin'

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
not sure how you de facto threaten to end a friendship but it sounds like smart words so go with it

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
duplicate post due to being 60+ years old

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
weed

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
me, i only de jure threaten to end friendships

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fidel Castronaut posted:

not sure how you de facto threaten to end a friendship but it sounds like smart words so go with it

say anything other than "i dissolve our friendship" i guess

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Parity warning posted:

if youre that desperate just make your own edibles

1) id have to get my own weed
2) i havent ever done that
3) my buddy smokes constantly so i trust his judgement

ill wait it out im just bummed is all.

also i haven't really used it in like 6 years and wasnt a fan of smoking but really was into that so i'll just wait a couple days for that.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
i sayeth to thee, with the instruments granted to me by the king of friendships, i doth dissolve this union of camaraderie and i doeth install jason with the title of "bestest friend." henceforth immediately, ipso facto mano a mano.

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Nov 1, 2009



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shiksa posted:

1) id have to get my own weed
2) i havent ever done that
3) my buddy smokes constantly so i trust his judgement

ill wait it out im just bummed is all.

also i haven't really used it in like 6 years and wasnt a fan of smoking but really was into that so i'll just wait a couple days for that.

sry i forget not everyone lives somewhere you can just bump into someone and weed falls out like some sorta bomb rear end pinata

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

shiksa posted:

1) id have to get my own weed
2) i havent ever done that
3) my buddy smokes constantly so i trust his judgement

ill wait it out im just bummed is all.

also i haven't really used it in like 6 years and wasnt a fan of smoking but really was into that so i'll just wait a couple days for that.

simply do not lose this friend
just :lol:, if you do

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

simply do not lose this friend
just :lol:, if you do

hes my coworker and im one of two coworkers he respects so i think im good

much like you in the senate hahaha we're still doing this gimmick account right?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
the day gimmick accounts end is the day this thread collapses

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

shiksa posted:

hes my coworker and im one of two coworkers he respects so i think im good

much like you in the senate hahaha we're still doing this gimmick account right?

that is quite good news; your connect is safe :discourse:

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Nichael posted:

Love Actually is a good movie.

Chr- Chris Matthews?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



punchymcpunch posted:

hey if you see it, its there. death of the author.

once i was too lazy to type out the whole thing so i just entered "roland barthes death of" into google thinking it would autofill and instead it came up with a little box at the top of the page that just said traffic collision lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the dude from the dark tower?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the day gimmick accounts end is the day this thread collapses

Baloogan is forever

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fidel Castronaut posted:

the day gimmick accounts end is the day this thread collapses

Fidel: You, sir, should ungimmick.
Baloogan: Indeed?
Fidel: Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside diguise but you.
Baloogan: I post no gimmick.
Fidel (terrified, aside to daycrew) No gimmick? No gimmick!
Baloogan: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRDUMP TDFUMP rtredump TRRUMP TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUU

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Hodgepodge posted:

uchigatana isn't a great choice with low dex

Pretty sure Trump prefers the raw upgrade path.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

punchymcpunch posted:

Fidel: You, sir, should ungimmick.
Baloogan: Indeed?
Fidel: Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside diguise but you.
Baloogan: I post no gimmick.
Fidel (terrified, aside to daycrew) No gimmick? No gimmick!
Baloogan: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRDUMP TDFUMP rtredump TRRUMP TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUU

The worst thing about Baloogan is that he isn't a gimmick.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

MariusLecter posted:

Baloogan is forever

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

punchymcpunch posted:

the dude from the dark tower?

Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 09:55 on May 9, 2017

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

me, i only de jure threaten to end friendships

as a viking, i can end friendships once per lifetime for no reason, but unlimited times against people of different religions or competitors for the same kingdom

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


~30 sec bong rip~


FART

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Fidel Castronaut posted:

the day gimmick accounts end is the day this thread collapses

so there's good news and bad news on that front.

both is that we're all going to die lmao

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


I wish I was clever enough to pull off a bong rippin, butt farting, babushka fondling gimmick

c'est la vie

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

Baloogan is forever

this is the worst news ive heard all day

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Junkyard Poodle posted:

I wish I was clever enough to pull off a bong rippin, butt farting, babushka fondling gimmick

c'est la vie

1st step: get really high
2nd step: repeat ad nauseum

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