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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Carnival of Shrews posted:

Zounds! My posting career!

Have a Friday evening parmo :


Absolutely would, probably get seconds too. Crispy cheese best cheese.

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Okua
Oct 30, 2016

This is from a restaurant near me. Bad things happen in southern Germany.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Okua posted:

This is from a restaurant near me. Bad things happen in southern Germany.



What about any of that is bad?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Okua posted:

This is from a restaurant near me. Bad things happen in southern Germany.



looks delicious actually

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Steak tartare is delicious and good. Whiny babies think it's icky.

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

angerbeet posted:



These are the best chip

There's a fish & chip shop near me that offers regular or 'extra crispy' batter. The 'extra crispy' has a bunch of these chips smashed up in it and it's awesome.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Aesop Poprock posted:

What about any of that is bad?
Maybe it's pork?

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
It definitely does look like pork but there's nothing wrong with that either

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Eating raw meat used to be acceptable human behavior.
Then we invented fire.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Jmcrofts posted:

It definitely does look like pork but there's nothing wrong with that either
It would lack deliciousness.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mymla posted:

Eating raw meat used to be acceptable human behavior.
Then we invented fire.

Well done steaks with ketchup?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

The Bloop posted:

Well done steaks with ketchup?

Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Okua posted:

This is from a restaurant near me. Bad things happen in southern Germany.



And what are these bad things? Nothing on that plate is AFP. The egg yolk doesn't look super fresh, but that's about it.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I have no interest in eating steak tartare but once you get past the fact that that's what that is it doesn't look that abysmal. The bread looks boring but it also looks like bread so

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Mymla posted:

Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle.

Raw meat with tomato paste it is!

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Mymla posted:

Your tongue is broken.

As long as it's balsamic vinegar I'm not seeing the problem here.

angerbeet posted:



These are the best chip

Serious question: why aren't there worchestershire sauce chips.

WS sauce is what vinegar aspires to be.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

ToxicFrog posted:

Serious question: why aren't there worchestershire sauce chips.

WS sauce is what vinegar aspires to be.



They're pretty good, but I still prefer salt and vinegar. Or pickled onion.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sweeperbravo posted:

I have no interest in eating steak tartare but once you get past the fact that that's what that is it doesn't look that abysmal. The bread looks boring but it also looks like bread so

Just eat better tartare.

Quid
Jul 19, 2006
My cousin's girlfriend likes posting pictures of the food she makes them to Facebook.

Sometimes it uses too much loose corn, (at least I think that's corn)



And sometimes it looks slimy,



But most of the time it just looks disappointing,

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
:colbert: That first entry has neither salsa nor salad in it.

:byodood: JUDGES?!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

First two look okay for poo poo you throw together, but the third is just so sad.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Quid posted:

But most of the time it just looks disappointing,


Something is bothering me about this pic but I just can't place it.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Scarodactyl posted:

Something is bothering me about this pic but I just can't place it.

Is it the kitten face in the left lettuce wrap?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Scarodactyl posted:

Something is bothering me about this pic but I just can't place it.

Is it the wood-looking plates or the cat's face in the left lettuce?

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
It's the lighting.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


First one looks good, second one looks OK, third one looks... edible.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Quid posted:

But most of the time it just looks disappointing,


Is that just plain tuna and mayo in lettuce? I feel like the goal here was a lettuce wrap, but there is no wrapping going on here.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Not even some olives or crackers on the side. Shameful.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Scarodactyl posted:

Something is bothering me about this pic but I just can't place it.

I just now figured out your joke, sorry I stomped on it

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
I 100% thought the plates were slices of lunchmeat.

I don't know if this thread hosed me in the head or if that's just goons.txt

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010





Nooooooooope.

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

RaspberryCommie posted:

I 100% thought the plates were slices of lunchmeat.

I don't know if this thread hosed me in the head or if that's just goons.txt

I thought it was bologna until you said this.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Oh God, it looks like a loving prolapsed anus.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

I'm pretty sure I've ordered that from Red Rock, and that it was delicious.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Eggs phimosis

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Tartarus

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Lemme apologize in advance for posting normal food porn

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_opmch4hhLC1rqgazs.mp4#_=_

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

RareAcumen posted:

Lemme apologize in advance for posting normal food porn

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_opmch4hhLC1rqgazs.mp4#_=_

I'm screaming

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

RareAcumen posted:

Lemme apologize in advance for posting normal food porn

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_opmch4hhLC1rqgazs.mp4#_=_

Kinda upset that it didn't just loop from the rolling out dough part

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Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

RareAcumen posted:

Lemme apologize in advance for posting normal food porn

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_opmch4hhLC1rqgazs.mp4#_=_

It's nice to see that the Don't Hug I'm Scared people are branching out.

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