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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I like Tulsi Gabbard but her political career is basically over because she has you know, integrity. She's on the poo poo list and won't be allowed to run.

The fact that Bernie Sanders actually managed to become a senator and run for president is practically a miracle. In our broken political system, you have to sell your soul to the devil to get anywhere.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

It's really good that mods shut down the thread making fun of liberals. It was a mean thread and not funny at all. :colbert:

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Jose Oquendo posted:

So what's this resistance? It's just a bunch of angry tweeting?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Facebook moms speaking through their kids could fertilize the great plains

Facebook mom posted:

Zadie: I think everyone should have healthcare, even mean people.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
the resistance is a nerdy old guy cowering under a flag and a sociopathic grandma

truly inspiring

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Centrist liberals ain't resisting anything. Actual policy matters so little to them that the difference in presentation between Donald and Hillary is the only thing that really matters to them. Hilary would continue deporting and detaining illegal immigrants like Obama did, but at least she wouldn't build a wall and demonstrate open contempt. Hillary would realize at least one treaty may be twi that will result in the near total loss of meaningful employment of the working and middle class, which would over-burden our social safety nets, weak as they are, to the breaking point. but hey AT LEAST she wasn't going to give more tax breaks to the wealthy. probably.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Wtf is happening

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

Wtf is happening

THE RESISTANCE

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
weaponize ur tweets

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Blue Train posted:

Wtf is happening

You know how there was this whole cottage industry of radio/book/talk-show people that said how Obama was going to take over, force the government to take all your guns and impose shariah law? Constantly have people in a state of fear and to keep buying/listening to "the truth"? Well its that, but for the left now.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The resistance in my neck of the woods means an uptick in the number of antifa stickers and people spray painting "TAKE DOWN THE REGIME" on bike paths

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
It's a bunch of adults playing pretend that they're freedom fighters because the new Star Wars movie has a group called the Resistance, but instead of putting their lives on the line and being an actual resistance movement, they instead spit out hashtags on social media and put "the resistance" on bumper stickers.

God, I hate hashtags. They're so stupid. Whenever I see someone use a hashtag I want to give them a swift kick to the balls \ ovaries.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Blue Train posted:

Wtf is happening

trump getting elected broke olbermann's brain, excerpt from a nyt piece:

quote:

His current show — a series of web shorts titled “The Resistance” — is not on cable and was not supposed to exist at all. It began last September as “The Closer”: six- or seven-minute monologues, written and performed by Olbermann and posted twice a week, on YouTube, the web and social media, by GQ magazine. It was expected to end after Election Day, but Trump’s win changed that. On Nov. 16, one week after Hillary Clinton conceded the election, Olbermann sat down at the desk of a spartan set constructed mostly of blankets, inside a cavernous photo studio on the 24th floor of 1 World Trade Center, and declared war on Donald Trump. “Since no Democratic or liberal politician has yet stepped forward out of the morass of Politics Inc. to take on the responsibility of the resistance,” he said, “I, with complete awareness of the presumptuousness and arrogance of this statement, volunteer myself.”

In the weeks after Trump’s election, the humor and levity sprinkled throughout “The Closer” vanished as the show narrowed its focus to a single mission: to end Trump’s presidency and see him “on a boat headed to the Cayman Islands.” According to “The Resistance,” the United States has suffered a “bloodless coup” and is “no longer a democracy”; the president is a “Manchurian candidate” who is “mentally ill” and beholden to “Russian scum”; we are witnessing the steady reduction of “the chance that we will have any future elections”; and Olbermann, the show’s tireless hero, will not rest until this problem is solved.

he also used to live in a multi-million dollar Trump Palace condo for a decade until he left last March, which probably adds to why he went off the deep end. also directly blames trump for stopping him from getting a job at CNN recently

mannerup fucked around with this message at 15:30 on May 9, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

mannerup posted:

trump getting elected broke olbermann's brain, excerpt from a nyt piece:


he also used to live in a multi-million dollar Trump Palace condo for a decade until he left last March, which probably adds to why he went off the deep end. also directly blames trump for stopping him from getting a job at CNN recently

Lol he's gone full Glen Beck

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

mannerup posted:


quote:

we are witnessing the steady reduction of “the chance that we will have any future elections”



God wouldn't that be nice

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Blue Train posted:

Lol he's gone full Glen Beck

If he really wanted to harry Trump, he could unceasingly JAQ* off about Trump's routine partying with billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.


*Just Asking Questions

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

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kikkelivelho posted:

Was it 9/11 that so fundamentally broke american brains or did this happen even earlier?

Vietnam was really bad too back in the day, the Boomers got traumatized by that

But I think it was 9/11 + the Internet

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Accretionist posted:

If he really wanted to harry Trump, he could unceasingly JAQ* off about Trump's routine partying with billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.


*Just Asking Questions

For all the things to stick to trump, this would be one of the few that could actually sink him. But no one touches it because then you'd have to implicate a lot of Richie rich types and dems as well so lol nope cover that poo poo up!

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

thoughts and prayers posted:

Vietnam was really bad too back in the day, the Boomers got traumatized by that

But I think it was 9/11 + the Internet

It was the fall of the USSR

Americans desperately need to be the underdog, it's literally been our national identity since the 18th century

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

kikkelivelho posted:

I'm not a loving slav.

you don't have to project your racial insecurities on a superior ethnic group :grin:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
mods please name change to nigga crab polack

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

really queer Christmas posted:

For all the things to stick to trump, this would be one of the few that could actually sink him. But no one touches it because then you'd have to implicate a lot of Richie rich types and dems as well so lol nope cover that poo poo up!

Pizzagate lives

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Gammatron 64 posted:

I like Tulsi Gabbard but her political career is basically over because she has you know, integrity. She's on the poo poo list and won't be allowed to run.

The fact that Bernie Sanders actually managed to become a senator and run for president is practically a miracle. In our broken political system, you have to sell your soul to the devil to get anywhere.

I like Tulsi Gabbard, and she'd make a good President, imo. But it's not going to work because:

1) Too much like Bernie & I don't see the DNC learning their lesson
2) She was born in American Samoa & you just KNOW people are dying to break out "birf cirtifict whar??? :gonk:" again
3) People who don't know her policies will assume that the Dems are just playing IdPol again when she's actually competent candidate.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Toadvine posted:

Pizzagate lives

The dude had a private jet so single-purpose in its role as a flying whorehouse for <18 year old prostitutes that it was dubbed The Lolita Express. He had a private island that was similarly dubbed Orgy Island. And he had a real knack for entertaining VIPs with his private stock of illegal, underaged, teenaged prostitutes.

And when he got busted for being a truly prodigious diddler, he got a veritable slap on the wrist.

Epstein's 11/10 on genuinely suspicious poo poo

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

dsriggs posted:

I like Tulsi Gabbard, and she'd make a good President, imo. But it's not going to work because:

1) Too much like Bernie & I don't see the DNC learning their lesson
2) She was born in American Samoa & you just KNOW people are dying to break out "birf cirtifict whar??? :gonk:" again
3) People who don't know her policies will assume that the Dems are just playing IdPol again when she's actually competent candidate.

Are you familiar with her? She seems Sanders-esque on domestic policy and DOD-friendly on foreign policy. Is that accurate?

If so, I could totally live with that.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Accretionist posted:

Are you familiar with her? She seems Sanders-esque on domestic policy and DOD-friendly on foreign policy. Is that accurate?

If so, I could totally live with that.

She's a mix of Bernie and Ron Paul with added "veteran of a combat zone" cachet

Basically the American people would love her but the people who control politicians would despise her

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

mannerup posted:

trump getting elected broke olbermann's brain,

Keith Olbermann's brain has always been a pathetic, broken mess. That rancid sack of poo poo has been a shill for establishment Democrats throughout his entire career, yet he's somehow convinced himself that this endeavor is a moral crusade that merits a state of constant anger and YELLING! to the point that you're thinking "no way, this has to be a character or a gimmick or something" but he's just really that dumb.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Didn't he get fired from MSNBC for being too retarded

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
IIRC, yes.

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

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I think Clinton and Obama represent exactly as far left as the American population is currently willing to go, and that thoughts of Sanders and free college and NHS style health care are probably pipe dreams for at least 20 more years. You've got an electorate who'd actually rather vote to deny themselves health care just because someone who they don't think deserves it might get something for free. So, truly, I didn't view Clinton (or Obama) as a bad choice, but the choice for slow but assured progressive change. The ACA wasn't the end of healthcare reform, it was the beginning (and kept me from bankruptcy when I got meningitis) - but getting a Republican House, Senate, and Prez essentially stopped any further forays into fixing US care for another 10 years. I'd have rather gotten a little more of what I wanted rather than none of it. The US federal government is set up to make swift change nearly impossible (it's a feature, not a bug), so I'm unsure how a "truly left" (and of course, what that means is highly variable depending on who you ask) president would make much of an impact.

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Apr 22, 2013

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On the bright side, maybe Trump will get us into a big loving war and after 5 years of getting our asses kicked, with our industrial centers in ruin, and our population of young workers low, we'll be able to rebuild with a stronger welfare state and national healthcare. Worked for the UK after WWII! :(

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Actually Americans want socialism it just needs to be wrapped in patriotic/heartland appeals

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

thoughts and prayers posted:

I think Clinton and Obama represent exactly as far left as the American population is currently willing to go

Which is nowhere at all.

I just had someone tell me we have to quit shopping at wal-mart because they're a conservative company that supports right-wing candidates.

I then pointed out that Hillary Clinton served on their board of directors and got 500,000 dollars from them for her campaign.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

spacetoaster posted:

Which is nowhere at all.

I just had someone tell me we have to quit shopping at wal-mart because they're a conservative company that supports right-wing candidates.

I then pointed out that Hillary Clinton served on their board of directors and got 500,000 dollars from them for her campaign.

WOW, that's sexist. What the gently caress is wrong with you. Did you even watch Girls?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

KomodoWagon posted:

WOW, that's sexist. What the gently caress is wrong with you. Did you even watch Girls?

I'm a bad person who cut the cable and only streams shows that interest me.

So no.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Toadvine posted:

Actually Americans want socialism it just needs to be wrapped in patriotic/heartland appeals

in the Reagan 80's Bruce Springsteen was popular for a reason, and it wasn't because people were too dumb to understand what he was singing about (though some clearly were, mostly politicians who used Born in the USA)

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

spacetoaster posted:

I'm a bad person who cut the cable and only streams shows that interest me.

So no.

I can't believe people like you are allowed to vote.

NEWSFLASH! The motherfucking 1880s called and they want their views on women back.

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May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Toadvine posted:

Actually Americans want socialism it just needs to be wrapped in patriotic/heartland appeals

It needs to be offered to them by someone who seems to want to genuinely help them instead of some sort of cringe android with it's face barely adhering to it's evil metal skull.

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new phone who dis posted:

It needs to be offered to them by someone who seems to want to genuinely help them instead of some sort of cringe android with it's face barely adhering to it's evil metal skull.

This disqualifies all politicians even Bernie

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

spacetoaster posted:

I'm a bad person who cut the cable and only streams shows that interest me.

So no.

How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history? :smug:

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