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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



swickles posted:

Do you live in the south? If so google Naeglaria fowleri and see if that changes your mind.

The neti pot stories about that sure were something.

Also as a kid we had to dump so much chlorine into our pool. I think like every bathing suit / pair of shorts / shirt I had as a kid had chlorine stains on them.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
There's no chance I could have that here I'd be too scared it's a cottonmouth den

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MrLogan posted:

It's like having a strong opinion about the oxford comma.

You would not believe how many times that comes up on dating app profiles

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

A Man and his dog posted:

*GUYS. Breathes heavily. I'm still here. It's dark and lonely. I'm scared. Will post cheesesteak or burrito tomorrow.

Wait. Something's coming. Oh gently caress. BRB. OVER n OUT!!! RUN!!!**

looks like some bright spark managed to log on to the killer's laptop

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Every dating site bio should be:

Do you like a good dinner / wine, and some bad sex.

Contact me.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

A Man and his dog posted:

Every dating site bio should be:

Do you like a good dinner / wine, and some bad sex.

Contact me.

update: they did not escape

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

A Man and his dog posted:

Every dating site bio should be:

Do you like a good dinner / wine, and some bad sex.

Contact me.

How will they know it was bad?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

swickles posted:

How will they know it was bad?

Nobody else gives out their Sex Reference resume sheet anymore?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Bad Moon posted:

Nobody else gives out their Sex Reference resume sheet anymore?

They stopped being very informative when everyone realized they could set all their stats to 69

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I'm heating up a culinary classic, a Red Baron pepperoni pizza

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Amy Pole Her posted:

There's no chance I could have that here I'd be too scared it's a cottonmouth den

Yeah, I live in the PNW with no water snakes, but a bunch of these are in Georgia, Mississippi, and Florida... which seems terrible.

swickles posted:

Do you live in the south? If so google Naeglaria fowleri and see if that changes your mind.

Less than 40 American have been infected since 2005. Of all the people going into warm fresh water in the united states over that time. Not worried.


BlindSite posted:

I worked with pools for a long time.

Don't do it. Ive come accross 6 in my time and all 6 lead to ear infections and stinking cess pits.

Just build a little plunge pool with a cheap salt chlorinator.

I figured as much. The only case study I could find that has big annual updates is this giant 2-pool set up in Austria that's a park. And it's industrially cleaned every year. Plunge pools are dumb but salt chlorinators seem neat.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Bad Moon posted:

You would not believe how many times that comes up on dating app profiles

Eats, shoots, and leaves

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Take me on an adventure ;)

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Probably Magic posted:

Top 10 Trek Films:

(1) Mass Effect 2
(2) Galaxy Quest
(3) Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country
(4) Barbarella
(5) Dawn of the Living First Contact
(6) The Aladdin film that had Leonard Nimoy as Jaffar
(7) Earth Girls Are Easy
(8) Dude, Where's My Car?
(9) The 2008 National Scripps Spelling Bee
(10) Koyaanisqatsi

Where's Master and Commander

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

Take me on an adventure ;)

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006


:allears:

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

A Man and his dog posted:

Every dating site bio should be:

Do you like a good dinner / wine, and some bad sex.

Contact me.

post

the

artisnal

burrito

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He still hasn't lol Jesus Christ

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ostentatious posted:

post

the

artisnal

burrito

actually,

don't post

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ostentatious posted:

post

the

artisnal

burrito

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I missed the background story why do we care about an artisanal burrito?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It's just a silly pretext to ban a creepy rapist.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I missed the background story why do we care about an artisanal burrito?
It's the reminder that he's been told not to post in this thread anymore. However, as we are often told, he doesn't know what no means (he's a rapist).

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

FizFashizzle posted:

Take me on an adventure ;)

Looking for a partner in crime ;)

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I missed the background story why do we care about an artisanal burrito?

If you don't eat artisanal I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but burritos aint one.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I get to work from home for the next two months because I've been put on desk review (I'm transferring offices soon so they do this as a smooth transition out because it leaves fewer loose ends). I worked a couple hours outside today while the cat sunned himself on the patio.



It's the little things.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I'm attending an all day class on Wednesday about creating a small business. I might either go ecommerce, or my girlfriend and I have considered running our own coffee shop with a twist, since we may have found a good space for it.

Screw working for the man. I wanna be the man.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

seiferguy posted:

I'm attending an all day class on Wednesday about creating a small business. I might either go ecommerce, or my girlfriend and I have considered running our own coffee shop with a twist, since we may have found a good space for it.

Screw working for the man. I wanna be the man.
This is great!

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

seiferguy posted:

I'm attending an all day class on Wednesday about creating a small business. I might either go ecommerce, or my girlfriend and I have considered running our own coffee shop with a twist, since we may have found a good space for it.

Screw working for the man. I wanna be the man.

Seattle guy wants a coffee shop, news at 11 :rolleyes:

I kid! Sounds like a terrifying kind of fun, good luck

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
This might be too hot of a take but if RG3 is actually a rapist I think we should maybe ban him??

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

mario kart on the nintendo switch is really good!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I have it on the WiiU, should I bother?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Uh oh, Christopher​ Cross is in town and tickets are cheap. Guess who's about to go sailing, bitch!!!

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Ehud posted:

mario kart on the nintendo switch is really good!

Is it? Been meaning to buy it bit haven't yet since I'm still finishing up BoTW. I know what I'm using my ncaa bracket winnings on!

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

seiferguy posted:

I'm attending an all day class on Wednesday about creating a small business. I might either go ecommerce, or my girlfriend and I have considered running our own coffee shop with a twist, since we may have found a good space for it.

Screw working for the man. I wanna be the man.

Is the twist its also a bar? Consider it, corner the "drunks on the go" market.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

andey

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

This might be too hot of a take but if RG3 is actually a rapist I think we should maybe ban him??

No seamen was filed


For content: remember the time he tried to date rape a girl, but her friend saved her then he came on the forum complaining, and looking for sympathy

Oberst fucked around with this message at 15:37 on May 9, 2017

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Blitz7x posted:

I have it on the WiiU, should I bother?

I dunno I never played it on WiiU but this has battle mode

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Oberst posted:

For content: remember the time he tried to date rape a girl, but her friend saved her then he came on the forum complaining, and looking for sympathy
What

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Oberst posted:

No seamen was filed


For content: remember the time he tried to date rape a girl, but her friend saved her then he came on the forum complaining, and looking for sympathy

OK... None of you have ever went out partying with a group of women and tried to go home with them. Got it.

Also there were no drugs or date rape or anything like that.

False accusations are some bullshit.

Redskins Draft: A-

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

burrito

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