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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Just Ban Him

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Redskins draft grade

A-rtisinal burrito

BitterAvatar
Jun 19, 2004

I do not miss the future

A Man and his dog posted:

OK... None of you have ever went out partying with a group of women and tried to go home with them. Got it.

Also there were no drugs or date rape or anything like that.

False accusations are some bullshit.

Redskins Draft: A-

Ok stop
You're a god drat waiter

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

A Man and his dog posted:

OK... None of you have ever went out partying with a group of women and tried to go home with them. Got it.

Also there were no drugs or date rape or anything like that.

False accusations are some bullshit.

Redskins Draft: A-

Hey man, I know that I am just an fyad poster who has grown to care too much about sports as I get older, and admittedly I don't know anything about your drama and problems, but when like 15 people tell you to stop posting and leave, it doesn't help your case that you're innocent by not taking no for an answer and continuing to post.

Can you grok this?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

BrownThunder posted:

Just Ban Him

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hey man, I know that I am just an fyad poster who has grown to care too much about sports as I get older, and admittedly I don't know anything about your drama and problems, but when like 15 people tell you to stop posting and leave, it doesn't help your case that you're innocent by not taking no for an answer and continuing to post.

Can you grok this?

This is why iks exist and are good


A Man and his dog posted:

OK... None of you have ever went out partying with a group of women and tried to go home with them. Got it.

Also there were no drugs or date rape or anything like that.

False accusations are some bullshit.

Redskins Draft: A-

I'M NOT A RAPIST I JUST CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm just sitting here enjoying my coffee.

I haven't done anything.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
How about those Dolphins?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

A Man and his dog posted:

Redskins Draft: A-

lmao

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


BrownThunder posted:

Just Ban Him

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Look, if we go banning every date rapist where will that leave us?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

BrownThunder posted:

Just Ban Him

Are you crying dude. Are you crying because someone won't ban rg3.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy fucked around with this message at 17:06 on May 9, 2017

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I am bored as gently caress at work today.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

pubic works project posted:

I am bored as gently caress at work today.

So you are saying you aren't bored as gently caress at work everyday?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Dolphins are good ty

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Look, if we go banning every date rapist where will that leave us?

Safe to look to away from our drinks?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chipotle mode

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

So you are saying you aren't bored as gently caress at work everyday?

Nah some days keep me really busy.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

pubic works project posted:

Nah some days keep me really busy.

People have been suspiciously accurate and timely back at corporate HQ so ive had lots of projects to keep me busy.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

pubic works project posted:

Nah some days keep me really busy.

Busy is good, makes the day go by quick.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Oberst posted:

No seamen was filed


For content: remember the time he tried to date rape a girl, but her friend saved her then he came on the forum complaining, and looking for sympathy

:eyepop:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I have tried to go home with a woman who was in a group of her friends. It was successful sometimes and not successful others. In both cases, neither scenario sounded like rape. That's just me, though!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I've just never understood guys that get butt hurt or distraught about picking up women.

Walk up be nice and offer to buy them a drink, then try to get them talking and try not to oogle her.

And most importantly, don't sexually assault them.

It's not difficult.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
And then once she has the drink she has to have sex with you. I mean, you bought her the drink! She knew. She knew what it meant.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
She said yes. I mean it was earlier, and it was about something else, but I know what I heard.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

FizFashizzle posted:

I've just never understood guys that get butt hurt or distraught about picking up women.

Walk up be nice and offer to buy them a drink, then try to get them talking and try not to oogle her.

And most importantly, don't sexually assault them.

It's not difficult.

Ok now give advice to those of us who have a hodor face

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
settle

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







i dont mean to get serious in the chat thread but i think the biggest issue for lots of guys (and im focusing on guys specifically because come the gently caress on) is they think when they go out it has to immediately turn into a nelly video.

most girls are just as worthless and stupid around members of the opposite sex as guys are, they just don't feel like they have to be a pickup artist or some poo poo

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I have tried to go home with a woman who was in a group of her friends. It was successful sometimes and not successful others. In both cases, neither scenario sounded like rape. That's just me, though!

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Ok now give advice to those of us who have a hodor face

Just be confident and don't be a douche. Crack some jokes, make fun of yourself. You'd be surprised how not difficult it is.

(not saying you are a douche)

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







a neat cape posted:

Ok now give advice to those of us who have a hodor face

ross you dont have a hodor face

just get a decent haircut, find some clothes that fit, and relax.

maybe you're not going to find a girl at the hottest club in town, but you know what? you could clean up at a trivia night

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Last time I had a bar hookup the woman made the first move because she thought I had a cute butt :mrgw:

Been dating for nearly a year now

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a neat cape posted:

Ok now give advice to those of us who have a hodor face

Accessorize

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I've never had sex or even spoken with a woman but my understanding is to NOT release the pheromones into her ovipositor until after 2 drinks c/d?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

a neat cape posted:

Ok now give advice to those of us who have a hodor face

Learn to be charming. It isn't hard to be pleasant and engaged in conversation

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
...all I know is there were rumors... he was into field hockey players... and the next thing you know....

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Learn to be charming. It isn't hard to be pleasant and engaged in conversation

ELI5 please

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Also depending where you are, try to have a sick job, a lot of money, access to VIP, etc

It's really easy and fun!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Also guys tend to be way too picky

Like, every guy seems to want a 3d girl.

There are plenty of waifus out there but guys will never give them the time of day just because they are "fictional" and "animes"

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I prefer my girls two dimensional.

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