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Nemico
Sep 23, 2006


Ahh. High Meat tartare. Delicious.

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
How about some chicken tartare instead?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Even if it becomes completely safe for human consumption, the texture of raw chicken is super-offputting. Call me a picky eater, but I wouldn't have more than maybe a bite.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Nahh, I'm good.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
It's roast beef bowl with an egg and yogurt sauce you ingrates

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

The classic roast beef bowl with an egg and yogurt sauce, known the world over.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

verymoldy posted:

The classic roast beef bowl with an egg and yogurt sauce, known the world over.

Yeah, it was the first thing I learned to cook in school.


HORROR SCHOOL

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Do horrible cocktails counta as AFP?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

They would if they were actually horrible. That's a pretty big standard cocktail, and pretty loving delicious at that.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

They would if they were actually horrible. That's a pretty big standard cocktail, and pretty loving delicious at that.

A MINT JULEP SHOULD NOT HAVE LIME CORDIAL, PLUS SOUR MIX, PLUS SPRITE


EDIT: SERIOUSLY. IT WOULD TASTE LIKE CHEMICAL MINT KOOLAID

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

bunnyofdoom posted:

A MINT JULEP SHOULD NOT HAVE LIME CORDIAL, PLUS SOUR MIX, PLUS SPRITE


EDIT: SERIOUSLY. IT WOULD TASTE LIKE CHEMICAL MINT KOOLAID

I dunno, it isn't that bad I bet. And nothing about it screams antifood to me.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I dunno, it isn't that bad I bet. And nothing about it screams antifood to me.
......I honestly cannot tell if you are trolling.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

bunnyofdoom posted:

......I honestly cannot tell if you are trolling.

:discourse:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

bunnyofdoom posted:

CHEMICAL MINT KOOLAID
New thread title.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Thats a mojito with bourbon

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Up until she added the sprite, I was like, well swap the bourbon for tequila and sounds like a good margarita

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Have any of you had Rose's Lime Cordial?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

They would if they were actually horrible. That's a pretty big standard cocktail, and pretty loving delicious at that.
What? No. That's not a mint julep, and it's not any other kind of "standard cocktail," either. Literally zero bartenders on earth go through the trouble of muddling lime and sugar and then pour premade sour mix over it.

Like I can't go into all the ways that that isn't a julep, or "similar to a mojito," or a "standard cocktail" because it would be absurd. For the same reason that if someone handed you a Pop-Tart and told you that it was cassoulet, you would not give them a seminar on what that is and why a Pop-Tart doesn't qualify.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Halloween Jack posted:

What? No. That's not a mint julep, and it's not any other kind of "standard cocktail," either. Literally zero bartenders on earth go through the trouble of muddling lime and sugar and then pour premade sour mix over it.

Like I can't go into all the ways that that isn't a julep, or "similar to a mojito," or a "standard cocktail" because it would be absurd. For the same reason that if someone handed you a Pop-Tart and told you that it was cassoulet, you would not give them a seminar on what that is and why a Pop-Tart doesn't qualify.

Dude I was trolling. That is an awful coctail.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
https://twitter.com/cursedimages_2/status/861723017554128896

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

sorry for the old dead joke I"m about to make


in soviet russia, food bites you

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
We are sorry too

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Teeth should never been in a can of food

A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

Lemme apologize in advance for posting normal food porn

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_opmch4hhLC1rqgazs.mp4#_=_

Where is this from?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




A Spherical Sponge posted:

Where is this from?

Well, I got it from tumblr and they said they got it from a '/ck/ thread' so I guess 4chan?

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



A Spherical Sponge posted:

Where is this from?

The Pizzaroni Roly-Poly Pullaparts recipe is from a collegehumor video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3IY_j8d9NY

Televisio Frankus
Jun 8, 2010

Ah yes, the Creature from the Canned Lagoon.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I can't read Cyrillic, but I assume that's canned lamprey.

Whether or not it's supposed to be canned lamprey, well, I can't read Cyrillic.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Halloween Jack posted:

I can't read Cyrillic, but I assume that's canned lamprey.

Whether or not it's supposed to be canned lamprey, well, I can't read Cyrillic.

Lampreys don't have mouths like that

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
"Waiter, there is a colony of maggots in my meal."

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

EorayMel posted:

"Waiter, there is a colony of maggots in my meal."



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

drrockso20 posted:

Lampreys don't have mouths like that
The label says herring. I don't think they have mouths like that either.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Those are salmon teeth.

That pic has been around since memes were called lolcats.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Oh what the gently caress

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Scathach posted:

Oh what the gently caress

I'd try at least a bite, I'm curious. The olives are the grossest part of the combination to me though.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

That is deeply unfortunate, but I guess I'd drink it. I wouldn't pay for it, mind.

For some reason, I remembered about the Sourtoe Cocktail.

After a guy paid $500 to ingest their special ingredient, the bar had to raise the toe-swallowing fine to $2500.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/DarrenWHaynes/status/862164090667532288

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