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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:ELI5 please No one ever sat you down and told you that polite coversation is predicated on being friendly, interested in the person you're speaking to, and gently caress I just got trolled but still
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Better Call Saul was so good last night
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May 9, 2017 18:48
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FizFashizzle posted:just get a decent haircut, find some clothes that fit, and relax. I'm not a 10/10 but I am very charming and generally interested in the lives of others so I do OK.
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May 9, 2017 18:50
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Ehud posted:Better Call Saul was so good last night Monologues in BB + BCS are truly amazing every single time. Think of all the incredible scenes they've had every single time a main character just delves into their personality Man it was tough to see just how badly he's hated jimmy forever while using him for support.
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May 9, 2017 18:52
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dating sounds loving awful tbqh
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May 9, 2017 18:53
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*furiously scribbling notes under header "HOW TO BE SOCIAL; GOON TIPS" on legal yellow paper*
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May 9, 2017 18:53
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im married but feel free to troll me on that post as if i have no interest in women or w/e
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May 9, 2017 18:53
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Just grab em by the pussy What I mean is girls love cats so use them to capture their heart
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:im married but feel free to troll me on that post as if i have no interest in women or w/e Lol you crying marsh? You crying bc you think we'll call u gay?!
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May 9, 2017 18:55
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Amy Pole Her posted:Monologues in BB + BCS are truly amazing every single time. Think of all the incredible scenes they've had every single time a main character just delves into their personality Jimmy's cross of Charles and the resultant meltdown was some seriously great writing and acting
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May 9, 2017 18:56
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:*furiously scribbling notes under header "HOW TO BE SOCIAL; GOON TIPS" on legal yellow paper* It's every goon's right to bang out posts with common sense suggestions and pretend they are great insights only we have attained.
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May 9, 2017 18:56
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Telling a socially crippled goon to "just be charming" is exactly as helpful as telling a clinically depressed person to "just cheer up," hth
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May 9, 2017 19:04
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I'm really enjoying Better Call Saul, Fargo, and Silicon Valley at the moment, thinking of getting into American Gods as well
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May 9, 2017 19:05
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see what you're doing is you're putting the pussy on a pedestal
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May 9, 2017 19:05
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The best I can offer is go to /r/incel and don't end up like that. .... oh, /r/incel was banned two weeks ago. That's pretty funny.
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May 9, 2017 19:06
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between the current slate of television, and the NBA playoffs, my evenings are full of entertainment
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May 9, 2017 19:06
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Engage in eye contact. But not constant eye contract. Shake hands firmly. Do not offer her a DVD set of Neon Genesis Evangelion as a first date greeting gift.
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May 9, 2017 19:07
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fly casual. But not like... too casual. Have a list of rules but don't write them down and don't act like you're following a list of rules. Be suave but don't be obviously acting like you're trying to be suave. Basically just have an instictive understanding of how to be cool, just like me
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May 9, 2017 19:08
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Is Fargo worth getting into?
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May 9, 2017 19:11
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Probably Magic posted:Engage in eye contact. But not constant eye contract. Shake hands firmly. Do not offer her a DVD set of Neon Genesis Evangelion as a first date greeting gift. dating the wrong girl, man.
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May 9, 2017 19:11
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Be a normal human being ans not a goon
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May 9, 2017 19:11
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I find it's very smart to bring business cards on a first date. It looks professional.
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May 9, 2017 19:12
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Probably Magic posted:Engage in eye contact. But not constant eye contract. Shake hands firmly. Do not offer her a DVD set of Neon Genesis Evangelion as a first date greeting gift. Yeah you bring your blue rays of the rebuilds.
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May 9, 2017 19:13
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BitterAvatar posted:I find it's very smart to bring business cards on a first date. It looks professional. Also, 401k statement and W2.
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May 9, 2017 19:14
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I say all that and I chatted up a waitress at a pizza parlor about Full Metal Alchemist, so what the gently caress do I know.
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May 9, 2017 19:15
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yeah you bring your blue rays of the rebuilds. If it's true love, she'll accept your 2001 Region 3 fansubs where every sentence ends with "poo poo!".
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May 9, 2017 19:18
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Might I interest you in some space runaway ideon, m'lady?
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May 9, 2017 19:23
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Leperflesh posted:Telling a socially crippled goon to "just be charming" is exactly as helpful as telling a clinically depressed person to "just cheer up," hth I think you must have hit post to soon because the other six paragraphs aren't showing up. 
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May 9, 2017 19:27
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Kalli posted:The best I can offer is go to /r/incel and don't end up like that. That place. Good lord. Those are the most broken people of any kind I've seen online.
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May 9, 2017 19:30
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Neil Armbong posted:That place. Good lord. Those are the most broken people of any kind I've seen online. death to reddit
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May 9, 2017 19:31
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:It's every goon's right to bang out posts with common sense suggestions and pretend they are great insights only we have attained. Actually, I'm consistently taken aback when people don't have basic life skills.
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May 9, 2017 19:32
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Hint 1 don't get any advice from the guy who sleeps in a college dorm sized bed
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May 9, 2017 19:38
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One's ability to give advice is directly proportional to the size of their bed. My bed is a California King, therefore I recommend...
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May 9, 2017 19:41
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Amy Pole Her posted:Hint 1 don't get any advice from the guy who sleeps in a college dorm sized bed Adolf is so loving 1% that he thinks an 8'x10' bed is puny and laughable.  do you have an Alaskan mattress on your yacht?
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May 9, 2017 19:43
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Why does a California king have to be shorter than a regular king? It's horse poo poo
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May 9, 2017 19:47
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Chichevache posted:Adolf is so loving 1% that he thinks an 8'x10' bed is puny and laughable. Crazy sleeps on a bed of the shattered dreams of a thousand deck hands Blitz7x posted:Why does a California king have to be shorter than a regular king? It's horse poo poo I wonder the same. I love how wide it is but my feet like are nearly hanging off the bed.
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May 9, 2017 19:48
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PS I stopped at some gas station out on that i10 and grabbed 6 lbs of boudin links and boudin balls and put it on ice someone point me to a good boudin recipe tia
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May 9, 2017 19:48
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California Kings are longer but narrower than regular Kings. Stop trolling. I am so trolled.
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May 9, 2017 19:54
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BitterAvatar posted:California Kings are longer but narrower than regular Kings. Stop trolling. I am so trolled. Well poo poo I have had it reversed all along 
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California Kings are two full mattresses together Much like how it makes you twice the man. Come on folks.
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