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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Corbin is turning into Vigo of Carpathian.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rhonne posted:

Corbin is turning into Vigo of Carpathian.

I can see it. Needs more hair, though.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SD

3 on 3 brawl teasing main event (Zayn, Styles, Orton vs Corbin, Jinder, Owens)
Natalya pins Becky by rollup. Becky/Charlotte/Naomi vs Carmella/Natalya/Tamina at Backlash
Rowan pins Harper
Nakamura wants Dolph tonight, Dolph wants it at Backlash. Dolph lays out Nakamura
Breezango defeats the Ascension
Jinder/Owens/Corbin defeat Orton/Zayn/Styles; Jinder pins Orton

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Rowan pins Harper

I never though I'd say this, but here it goes - gently caress Smackdown Live

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Chris James 2 posted:

SD

3 on 3 brawl teasing main event (Zayn, Styles, Orton vs Corbin, Jinder, Owens)
Natalya pins Becky by rollup. Becky/Charlotte/Naomi vs Carmella/Natalya/Tamina at Backlash
Rowan pins Harper
Nakamura wants Dolph tonight, Dolph wants it at Backlash. Dolph lays out Nakamura
Breezango defeats the Ascension
Jinder/Owens/Corbin defeat Orton/Zayn/Styles; Jinder pins Orton

Only one face-ish team wins at SD? lol

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

That's everything that happens in 2 hours of TV? Cool.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


long-rear end nips Diane posted:

That's everything that happens in 2 hours of TV? Cool.

There's also promo Coming Soon video packages for Lana (not there) and New Day (not there)

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Chris James 2 posted:

Rowan pins Harper

lol what

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

thats clearly 7 men

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MotU posted:

thats clearly 7 men

Listen I know he's really bad but Sami Zayn is still a man.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Neither of these two is ever allowed to have a storyline that does not have to do with The Wyatt Family or them feuding after The Wyatt Family breaks up. Ever.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Everyone said Rowan has a new finisher, and I honestly don't believe it simply because I can't remember even once seeing Rowan hit a finisher. Even the sentence "Rowan hits a finisher and pins Harper" seems like a foreign language to me

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

MotU posted:

thats clearly 7 men

The Bollywood Boys have become a two headed mutant?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

Rowan pins Harper
Nakamura wants Dolph tonight, Dolph wants it at Backlash. Dolph lays out Nakamura
:rip: Smackdown

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Rhonne posted:

The Bollywood Boys have become a two headed mutant?

some sort of small siamese child

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

Everyone said Rowan has a new finisher, and I honestly don't believe it simply because I can't remember even once seeing Rowan hit a finisher. Even the sentence "Rowan hits a finisher and pins Harper" seems like a foreign language to me

he used to do a big splash. not off the top or anything.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Rhonne posted:

The Bollywood Boys have become a two headed mutant?

No, but besides the 7 men there's also a lone balding wolf in that pic.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Chris James 2 posted:

Everyone said Rowan has a new finisher, and I honestly don't believe it simply because I can't remember even once seeing Rowan hit a finisher. Even the sentence "Rowan hits a finisher and pins Harper" seems like a foreign language to me

He also did a half Nelson slam thing for a bit.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

This in conjunction with Jinder pinning Orton we are in official Vince "gently caress ALL OF YOU, I'M VINCE BRASS GRAPREFUITS MCMAHON AND YOU WILL LOVE ROMAN!" territory per internet dude me who thinks like this.

(I know it's not like that/storyline poo poo).

Dolph lays out fan favorite to look strong (as if he shouldn't at some point). Harper on the shits. Roided unsafe Jinder pinning the champ...man...

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Jinder isn't unsafe.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Jinder isn't unsafe.

He's unsafe for ratings!

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





They neglected to have an American Alpha match on SDL again, didn't they?

loving idiots.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

didn't one of them blow out his hips or something

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Chris James 2 posted:

Everyone said Rowan has a new finisher, and I honestly don't believe it simply because I can't remember even once seeing Rowan hit a finisher. Even the sentence "Rowan hits a finisher and pins Harper" seems like a foreign language to me

I could've sworn he did a half-nelson slam, which is the default finisher WWE gives to big guys they don't plan on pushing.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Mulaney Power Move posted:

didn't one of them blow out his hips or something

ohhhhh if so that makes sense

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


At least Harper is on the card. :(

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

I'm more amazed at how rear end-backwards this booking is narratively. Dolph's mad because Nakamura's being hyped for having his first match at Backlash, so he calls out Nakamura, who offers to have a match today, but Dolph wants to have Nak's first match at Backlash... which is one of the reasons he was mad in the first place. So mad he... causes the thing he's mad about to happen instead of NOT happening?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Nakamura actually beat down Dolph which is weird for the person watching that show to get wrong

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Those guys look like twins, easy mistake to make

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



There is a proud tradition to report fake "outrageous" results among the real ones whenever RAW or SD are taped for some reason

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Was there another Fashion Police?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

Nakamura actually beat down Dolph which is weird for the person watching that show to get wrong
yeah and luckily i switched back the channel just in time to see it, so i was pleasantly surprised to see dolph getting his head knee'd off

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Aphrodite posted:

Was there another Fashion Police?

Yes, and it was amazing https://streamable.com/6mzl3

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ROH

Women of Honor:
Kelly Klein defeats Jenny Rose. Mandy Leon gets involved

Week one:
Bucks introduce Marty Scurll as newest Bullet Club member
Josh Woods defeats David Starr
Jay Lethal defeats Beer City Bruiser by DQ after Silas Young attacks Lethal. Bobby Fish makes the save post-match
Cody pins Kaz

Week two:
War Machine defeat Will Ferrara and Cheeseburger
LIJ defeat Dalton Castle, the Briscoes, and Bully Ray. Naito pins Mark
Hangman Page defeats Adam Cole

Week three:
RPG Vice and Chuck Taylor defeat the Bucks and Hangman Page. Chuck pins Matt
Jon Gresham and Jay White vs Shane Taylor and Rhett Titus goes to double DQ. Challenge made for 8-man tag on a later date, losers disband
KUSHIDA wins TV title over Marty Scurll

Week four:
Silas Young and Beer City Bruiser defeated Fish and Lethal. Young pinned Lethal.
Matt Taven & Vinnie Marseglia defeated The Boys. Castle, Bully Ray and the Briscoes made the save post-match
Punishment Martinez defeated J. Diesel. Postmatch he kept beating Diesel and laid out Cheeseburger and Ferrara when they came out to help. Jay White hit the ring and Martinez finally backed off.
Daniels, Kaz, and Tanahashi defeated Gedo, Will Ospreay and Hirooki Goto. Daniels pinned Gedo with the BME

Hell yeah Chuck Taylor and KUSHIDA :woop:

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 04:00 on May 15, 2017

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Pumped for Chuck

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Chris James 2 posted:

Hangman Page defeats Adam Cole

Week three:
RPG Vice and Chuck Taylor defeat the Bucks and Hangman Page. Chuck pins Matt

Can someone explain why Adam Page is still a thing, and why it's not him taking the pinfall in Bullet Club tag matches? He's probably the only guy on the ROH roster that can top Taven as being the blandest, non-descriptive wrestler on the show.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Congrats roh, you got me back

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


Germansimp posted:

Can someone explain why Adam Page is still a thing, and why it's not him taking the pinfall in Bullet Club tag matches? He's probably the only guy on the ROH roster that can top Taven as being the blandest, non-descriptive wrestler on the show.

New Japan likes him. I think Gedo personally picked him out for the bullet club.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I guess Chuck vs. Delirious finally led to him getting booked.

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Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

if adam page was british he'd be a top indie guy rn

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