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Tyro: Nov 10, 2009

What the everloving gently caress.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:18

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Tyro: Nov 10, 2009

New page be damned, I stand by my previous post.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:18

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Here's the letter basically stating why.

He was too hard on Hillary for her emails.

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/862062047357542400

# ? May 9, 2017 23:19

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

If the Senate doesn't set up a special committee now then gently caress it all

# ? May 9, 2017 23:19

TCD: Nov 13, 2002; Every step, a fucking adventure.

Tyro posted:

New page be damned, I stand by my previous post.

But seriously - I love how a phone backup become forwarding thousands of emails.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:20

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Probably fired Comey just to distract from this:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/politics/senate-russia-investigation-donald-trump/

# ? May 9, 2017 23:22

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://mobile.twitter.com/TEN_GOP/status/862063797502177281

# ? May 9, 2017 23:27

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Well then.

Following the Nixon playbook pretty closely aren't ya Donnie?

# ? May 9, 2017 23:33

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

nullscan posted:

Hits me up whenever you get here after your mandatory 2 weeks of non drinking.

I'm a merchant officer, your regulations don't apply to me. I pretty much plan to not be sober as soon as I get to my layover in SeaTac.

I should have had a bunch of free time in Busan but now I'm going to get there late and everything is hosed up. China doesn't want to give us visas and is demanding millions from the company so things got moved.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:36

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

I heard Mike Flynn was out of a job maybe he can take over?

# ? May 9, 2017 23:36

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

Steven Seagal or Richard Marcinko

# ? May 9, 2017 23:38

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

It's kind of funny how I was thinking 'hmm is the FBI head presidential appointed? Why hasn't Trump fired him yet for not being a yesman'.

Oh it just took a while okay!

# ? May 9, 2017 23:38

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/862067378833809408

Oh hey did someone just say the word maverick? That's a fitting description for John McCain, right?

# ? May 9, 2017 23:43

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

So who's the absolute worst person to put in this job? Any big campaign donors that haven't gotten hooked up yet?

# ? May 9, 2017 23:44

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Giuliani or Christie.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:44

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

DoktorLoken posted:

Giuliani or Christie.

Donald Trump Jr.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:46

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Bannon.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:46

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

DoktorLoken posted:

Giuliani

I was thinking Chris Crispie, but this is the winner.

-Hates Hillary
-Loves Trump
-Is completely incompetent

But he spilled the beans on Trump's ~~muslim~~immigration ban, so maybe he's out.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:47

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

It's not like Comey shouldn't have been fired.

It's amazing that he can't fire and appoint someone in this situation without everyone looking for ulterior motives.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:54

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/862067378833809408

Oh hey did someone just say the word maverick? That's a fitting description for John McCain, right?

Do you have to trade in your spine and your balls to be a politician or something? loving hell.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:57

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

McNally posted:

What's up with Trump's signature? There's not even a T in there.

There's no "T" in the Cyrillic alphabet.

# ? May 9, 2017 23:59

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

https://twitter.com/snowden/status/862069019301601281

:lol:

This is about the most political turmoil I can remember in my entire life.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:14

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

So. Trump is going to get someone that will prosecute over EMAILS to be FBI director now. Also to shut down investigations into him/cabnet/appointees/ect.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:16

Suicide Watch: Sep 8, 2009

Slim Pickens posted:

I was thinking Chris Crispie, but this is the winner.

-Hates Hillary
-Loves Trump
-Is completely incompetent

But he spilled the beans on Trump's ~~muslim~~immigration ban, so maybe he's out.

He also has the tendency to fall asleep

# ? May 10, 2017 00:18

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

The replacement's gotta be Giuliani. In this, our Darkest Timeline, it just has to be Giuliani.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:19

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

lightpole posted:

It's not like Comey shouldn't have been fired.

It's amazing that he can't fire and appoint someone in this situation without everyone looking for ulterior motives.

It happened in October and he's been president :negative:

for almost 4 months, so yeah, it seems a little fishy.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:19

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

I wonder if he is going to try to go after Obama as well over his SURVEILLANCE bullshit.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:21

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

It's a weird kind of fun living through history.

https://twitter.com/NixonLibrary/status/862083605081862145

# ? May 10, 2017 00:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

facialimpediment posted:

It's a weird kind of fun living through history.

https://twitter.com/NixonLibrary/status/862083605081862145

I thought he did. Or was it just the head investigator he fired

# ? May 10, 2017 00:23

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

There's nothing loving fun about this.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:23

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Slim Pickens posted:

It happened in October and he's been president for almost 4 months, so yeah, it seems a little fishy.

I meant it more to reflect on what a poo poo show the executive is.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:24

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Two Finger posted:

I thought he did. Or was it just the head investigator he fired

He fired his attorney general and his deputy attorney general when they refused to fire Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:24

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Two Finger posted:

I thought he did. Or was it just the head investigator he fired

He tried to fire the AG or something

^^^ That's it.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:25

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Two Finger posted:

I thought he did. Or was it just the head investigator he fired

Head investigator. Kept clearing house of Attorney Generals until one did what he wanted.

Office Pig posted:

There's nothing loving fun about this.

Oh nobody hates this poo poo more than me. I continue to laugh like hell at how it continues to get worse and worse and worse on a daily basis. That's why I post like The Twitter Whisperer because I'm going to be on the right side of history when poo poo goes south.

# ? May 10, 2017 00:27