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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

This is incredible. If they want to lose their seat that badly just don't stand again. But putting these rumours around this close to the election? Clearly smart, rational actors.

I genuinely think if Labour carries on polling around (or God forbid, above) 30% we will see some 'moderate' MPs come out with last minute damaging stories to try and prevent anything other than a disaster. The ultimate irony is that they continue to accuse the left of not wanting to win elections.

EDIT: Guardian has a package of commitments from Labour on education for tomorrow, including apparently abolishing tuition fees. Would definitely be happy if that makes it in, I was worried the pledge to balance spending commitments with revenue might nix it.

jabby fucked around with this message at 00:13 on May 10, 2017

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The Insect Court
Nov 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

jabby posted:

The ultimate irony is that they continue to accuse the left of not wanting to win elections.

If "The left" means Corbynistas, then no, they don't want to win elections. The typical Corbynista excuse is that Corbyn's leadership isn't about winning elections it's about :airquote:reshaping:airquote: the party. Do I really need to quote some of the countless posts in this thread from Corbynistas saying that?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

The Insect Court posted:

If "The left" means Corbynistas, then no, they don't want to win elections. The typical Corbynista excuse is that Corbyn's leadership isn't about winning elections it's about :airquote:reshaping:airquote: the party. Do I really need to quote some of the countless posts in this thread from Corbynistas saying that?

The ultimate goal of reshaping the party is actually to win power with the policies we want :ssh:

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Corbyn wants to win this election and so do his followers.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/862012582399549440

This is good and decent politics and journalistic critique of our leaders.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

The Insect Court posted:

If "The left" means Corbynistas, then no, they don't want to win elections. The typical Corbynista excuse is that Corbyn's leadership isn't about winning elections it's about :airquote:reshaping:airquote: the party. Do I really need to quote some of the countless posts in this thread from Corbynistas saying that?

yes

corbyn reshapes the party, then someone not already press-destroyed has a crack with a socialist party behind them

and we gulag you

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Corbyn wants to win this election and so do his followers.

When he doesn't, then what?

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z39H5PucuPI

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Well, let's see how this goes.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I fully expect the decision to be 'we condemn the behaviour of the Conservative party but have decided not to proceed with prosecution at this time so as not to interfere with the ongoing election'.

The main headline in the news will be that Corbyn kept clearing his throat while answering a question and sounded insincere.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

This is incredible. If they want to lose their seat that badly just don't stand again. But putting these rumours around this close to the election? Clearly smart, rational actors.

The story is made up. Its classic Tory spin to try and get Labour to act disorganised, as so far this GE Labour have been acting as one (with the few exceptions), and yet some of you believed it :(

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

serious gaylord posted:

After voting in tory council after tory council and pissing on the poor in Poole & Bournemouth for decades...

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/15274431.Visitors_are__urinating_in_multi_millionaires__gardens__after_council_closed_public_toilets/
Sorry mates but we've maxed out the national credit card you see so there will continue to be strangers pissing in your herbaceous borders. Anyway don't forget to vote Tory next month, Labour might spend some money and that would be a disaster.

The Insect Court
Nov 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Spangly A posted:

yes

corbyn reshapes the party, then someone not already press-destroyed has a crack with a socialist party behind them

and we gulag you

Not that there's anything new with the "Corbyn's brilliant master plan was always to lose horribly" excuse from the Corbynistas, but it's always nice to hear it laid out so clearly and insanely.

So if by some miracle Corbyn doesn't lead the Labour party into a slaughter in the election and a colossal 100+ seat Tory majority, does that mean by your "logic" he's failed because not enough of the hated Blairites/Reptilians have been purged by the electorate?

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

One could argue that Corbyn was elected leader by the membership with a mandate to purge the Blairite MP's that don't represent the party. The early election call has torpedoed that by locking in the nominations so Corbyn should stay on and replace the candidates so that Labor can more accurately reflect the political leanings of its members for better or worse.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

What if the intent is to reshape the party and also win the election, what if both things were the goal of the corbynistas

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

If you believe in yourself you too can have multiple goals

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Namtab posted:

What if the intent is to reshape the party and also win the election, what if both things were the goal of the corbynistas

That would be ideal.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

The Insect Court posted:

Not that there's anything new with the "Corbyn's brilliant master plan was always to lose horribly" excuse from the Corbynistas, but it's always nice to hear it laid out so clearly and insanely.

So if by some miracle Corbyn doesn't lead the Labour party into a slaughter in the election and a colossal 100+ seat Tory majority, does that mean by your "logic" he's failed because not enough of the hated Blairites/Reptilians have been purged by the electorate?

I suppose you'd know about losing.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JolyonGreen/status/861875111627980800

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Jolyon. His name is loving Jolyon. Christ alive.

BigHandsVince
Mar 30, 2007
Mamma Mia, my hands are huge!

https://www.facebook.com/TotnesPolice/posts/1308780879218842

10/10 for spelling guillotine correctly.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

TomViolence posted:

Jolyon. His name is loving Jolyon. Christ alive.

There are two British formula 1 drivers currently on the grid, Lewis Hamilton who dresses and acts like a complete tit, and Jolyon Palmer who looks exactly like you would imagine, and is as devoid of talent as you would expect from someone called Jolyon.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Zephro posted:

He seems to basically be a nutter with a bunch of unpaid bills and a massive chip on his shoulder who blathers on about THE RESISTANCE and hassles random British Gas people going about their jobs?

That could describe any one of us

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
my son is also named jolyon

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Jolyon sounds like a JoJo character.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/862234987860566016

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



'Many wet and happy dreams' ffs Jezza

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The Telegraph is just a daily source of lols at the minute. Today we had the whole "100 moderate Labour rebels are waiting in the wings" with literally no evidence or sources, yesterday a columnist was unironically calling Corbyn a Marxist-Leninist and saying he was going to put everyone in gulags :laffo:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

MikeCrotch posted:

The Telegraph is just a daily source of lols at the minute. Today we had the whole "100 moderate Labour rebels are waiting in the wings" with literally no evidence or sources, yesterday a columnist was unironically calling Corbyn a Marxist-Leninist and saying he was going to put everyone in gulags :laffo:

where will the gulags be located?

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

jabby posted:

I think it's more the juxtaposition that Corbyn is pressed repeatedly on serious issues and is never allowed any leeway to dodge the question, whereas May takes only pre-approved questions from journalists, doesn't answer them, and this is never reported as a serious issue. She is even allowed to outright lie, for example by making false claims about Ed Miliband's energy price freeze, and it is not reported. Meanwhile an evasive (and admittedly stupid) answer from Corbyn is dramatic enough to top the six o'clock news.

I recognise this, but I'm not sure you are strictly comparing like for like.

May doesn't get asked whether she'd stand down if she lost the election because it's an undoubted fact. Corbyn gets asked because it is an open question, then entirely unforced he gives an answer and response that makes it a big issue.

May has been asked repeatedly about brexit policy and has been widely mocked for 'Brexit means brexit', but ultimately a Conservative policy has emerged and there is a clear line that the UK is leaving the EU. Labour's policy is less clear on the ambitions for negotiations, and has been wildly inconsistent on whether the UK is definitely leaving - which is why it's a big deal when Corbyn refuses to give a straight answer when the question is asked.

Media management is the job of politicians, not the media. I'm not so sure there's an unfair bias going on so much as May is reaping the rewards of doing the hard work of establishing a reputation of credibility, whereas Corbyn and his team have never established that reputation and so have to fight that battle on every single issue.

The Guardian has an article on point: credibility gives you a freedom to get away with things that people without credibility can not.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Kurtofan posted:

where will the gulags be located?

Gosh. Wales?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



The Tories get away with it again.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

winegums posted:

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/862012582399549440

This is good and decent politics and journalistic critique of our leaders.

stdh.txt

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
The CPS have just said no charges in any of the election-spending cases.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39865801

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Kurtofan posted:

where will the gulags be located?

Yarl's Wood

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Zephro posted:

The CPS have just said no charges in any of the election-spending cases.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39865801

Not surprised by this at all. Parties have always interpreted these rules, which are vague, in all sorts of 'interesting' ways. Crazy disappointed though, this might have knocked out any teeth the Electoral Commission could claim to have at a time when Aaron Banks is buying elections.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
Well you see an organised Labour that understood the press would have Corbyn answer "Will you leave the EU" with "Yes I will leave the EU." Then they would make an advert and release it to every source possible displaying Corbyn answering difficult questions confidently contrasted with TM answering softball poo poo about who takes out the bins.

And every single time TM ducks questions they would crow about it. And every single time she answers with anything vaguely positive they'd point to the fact that she's holding an election to cover up the fact that 30 MPs being investigated for corruption.

But this is not that time.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Alchenar posted:

I recognise this, but I'm not sure you are strictly comparing like for like.

May doesn't get asked whether she'd stand down if she lost the election because it's an undoubted fact. Corbyn gets asked because it is an open question, then entirely unforced he gives an answer and response that makes it a big issue.

May has been asked repeatedly about brexit policy and has been widely mocked for 'Brexit means brexit', but ultimately a Conservative policy has emerged and there is a clear line that the UK is leaving the EU. Labour's policy is less clear on the ambitions for negotiations, and has been wildly inconsistent on whether the UK is definitely leaving - which is why it's a big deal when Corbyn refuses to give a straight answer when the question is asked.

Media management is the job of politicians, not the media. I'm not so sure there's an unfair bias going on so much as May is reaping the rewards of doing the hard work of establishing a reputation of credibility, whereas Corbyn and his team have never established that reputation and so have to fight that battle on every single issue.

The Guardian has an article on point: credibility gives you a freedom to get away with things that people without credibility can not.

I'm so baffled by this idea that there is some platonic ideal of the media that outputs content based on the "credibility" entered by politicians, and not that media outlets have biases that inform whether they portray candidates as credible or not? Like say, three of the BBC's top political staff (Marr, Neil, Robinson) being open Tories and the political editor having an obvious and disproportionate desire to humiliate Corbyn (Kuenssberg)?

Plus, isn't the point of the media to hold the powerful to account and point out their lies and inconsistencies, which *clearly* isn't happening in the case of Tory policy escaping proper scrutiny on a regular basis, despite things like austerity having been shown to be completely terrible?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

While vaguery and uncertainty denies Labour options like that they'd be unlikely to gain more than they lose by appearing to move closer to the Tories on that and piss off Remainers. Labour campaigned for Remain, represents many areas which voted both ways and from the get go have taken a position of reluctantly following the result of the vote. Straying from that difficult position will only hurt them more right now.

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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Watching Gove equivocate on the daily pols, and the description Viz gave him is very apropo: wet-lipped bellend.

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