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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Dizz posted:

BREAKING: Vampire didn't actually think the sun would burn his skin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFAPjHjaUns

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Secretly, I wanted news of Trump's impeachment to come on page 666 because of course I did, but it looks like we're going to blow past that with afterlols from the Comey-quake we've been hit with today.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I like to imagine James Comey calling trump and saying he's going to resign because it's getting to hard to ignore all of the evidence, and trump going "YOU CAN'T QUIT, YOU'RE FIRED!"

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
What's the over/under the Republicans will use this as pretense to remove Easy D and put their fucboi Pence in?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Obsidianheart posted:

Secretly, I wanted news of Trump's impeachment to come on page 666 because of course I did, but it looks like we're going to blow past that with afterlols from the Comey-quake we've been hit with today.

Given how closely Trump aligns with the Biblical description of the antichrist, I have been expecting the announcement of his ascension to Emperor Trump on page 666. And it looks like we might get that!

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

At least there's another position for Kushner to fill

I'm imagining a near future in which the entire US state apparatus is a big empty room in which a frantic Jared Kushner attempts to answer a pile of phones that will not stop ringing.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

What's the over/under the Republicans will use this as pretense to remove Easy D and put their fucboi Pence in?

Why bother, the current president is someone who makes decisions based on such solid reasoning of "I've been hearing a lot about this" and watches Fox News

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

COMRADES posted:

Give me lols or give me death

How about both

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Congratulations to new FBI Director Human Centipede Containing Rudolf Giuliani and Chris Christie!

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
Pence has probably been masturbating furiously these past few days

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Random Stranger posted:

Given how closely Trump aligns with the Biblical description of the antichrist, I have been expecting the announcement of his ascension to Emperor Trump on page 666. And it looks like we might get that!

We all burn.

hmbol

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

FBI Director Sarah Palin

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Egbert Souse posted:

FBI Director Sarah Palin

With Special Guest Investigator: Kid Rock.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
FBI Director: Trump's African-American friend

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

FBI Director: Trump's African-American friend

Steve Harvey

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It really is incredible how many historic events have already happened under the Donald J Trump lolidency

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

FBI Director: Trump's African-American friend

FBI Director A Trucker

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shamelessly stolen from CSPAM:

https://twitter.com/BBCJonSopel/sta...6709%23lastpost

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/stat...6709%23lastpost

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


haljordan posted:

It's great because you know Hillary couldn't have fired Comey if she had won and it turns out Trump shitcans the guy who helped him get elected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


lol there isn't even an excuse to fire the acting director other can covering up the investigation

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






turn off the TV posted:

lol there isn't even an excuse to fire the acting director other can covering up the investigation

"I saw him order a Diet Coke once, does that count?"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

It's like none of you were alive during the Dubya administration. He gonna get away with it lmao.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It's like none of you were alive during the Dubya administration. He gonna get away with it lmao.

Dubya is painting right now in a mansion, laughing his rear end off.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Trump Admin: No backsies!

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

The president of the United States is a fat orange retard lmao

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You're fired lol

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

I just hope he doesn't go jackin' it in San Diego

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/SeanLLydon/status/862077101028950016

Lol

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/862097209986342912

Lol

turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 01:44 on May 10, 2017

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

Worth noting for future trivia contests: Comey was ostensibly fired for his handling of the investigation into the wife of the president who last fired an FBI director.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

are they being ironic here? Lol

https://twitter.com/NixonLibrary/status/862083605081862145

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

:lol:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/862105432495665152

Hmbol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

It just occurred to me that my dream job is Head Librarian at Trump Library

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



https://twitter.com/AP/status/862084542303219715

Trump is meeting the Russian foreign ambassador tomorrow.

After firing the director of the department that was investigating his ties to Russia

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i hope kingbaby retard DJT eats our democratic poo poo and we can get a real investigation going

i want faith in my country :(

what a pompous rear end in a top hat though, lol

"coppers gonna arrest me eh? well fire them all!"

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I can't wait to see Trump’s next approval numbers.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/862106173465649160

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

jetz0r posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/862084542303219715

Trump is meeting the Russian foreign ambassador tomorrow.

After firing the director of the department that was investigating his ties to Russia

whoa whoa wtf
even he has to know that looks terrible... its so blatant now haha, jesus

turn off the TV posted:

I can't wait to see Trump’s next approval numbers.


even comey's gettin in on the lols...and tears

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Drunk & Ugly posted:

whoa whoa wtf
even he has to know that looks terrible... its so blatant now haha, jesus


even comey's gettin in on the lols...and tears

We're witnessing a retarded cheeto's coup of the US, lol

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

All these firing scenarios are like slightly tweaked versions frim different comedy writers

All good in lol town

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