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Neo Rasa posted:Hellboy 2 was basically a PG-13 remake of Blade II so I guess they figured they'd go all out for this. Wait, what?
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Maxwell Lord posted:New director and star, sure, that's okay, it never seemed like Hellboy 3 was a big priority. Hellboy comics can get pretty bloody whenever there are vampires or any monsters with teeth and claws in them. You even get entire issues about Abe and Hellboy bleeding. And while there is little actual sex, Mignola sure loves himself some topless female monsters.
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Neo Rasa posted:Hellboy 2 was basically a PG-13 remake of Blade II so I guess they figured they'd go all out for this. No, this is a dumb thing to say.
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yeah, of all of the many, many comic book properties that would benefit from an R-rating, Hellboy is probably not one of them. Which is ironic given the idea is a helldemon that investigates paranormal crime, which sounds like it could make a very cool R-rated movie, but when I think of Hellboy I don't think of excess violence or swearing or "adult themes" in the R-rated sense. Now, if you take that exact press release, just replacing the word "Hellboy" with "Spawn" (and Mike Mignola with Todd McFarlane) you'd have a dopeass idea. Maybe that's what happened; some idiot producer thought he was buying Spawn but bought Hellboy instead because "they're both hell thingies from comics that my kid liked when he was 15".
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May 9, 2017 06:59
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Hellboy doesn't need and won't benefit from a 'reboot'. Just leave it loving alone and do something new Like spawn......yeah
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May 9, 2017 07:07
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When are we gonna get that film of The Goon? 
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May 9, 2017 07:20
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Sure, Del Toro and Perlman tried to get a Hellboy 3 off the ground a few months ago. So rebooting it seems like a good idea.
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Ammanas posted:Hellboy doesn't need and won't benefit from a 'reboot'. Just leave it loving alone and do something new Does Preacher go to hell eventually? Just do that. Preacher s2: Eugene's Bogus Journey or w/e Would watch.
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Neo Rasa posted:Hellboy 2 was basically a PG-13 remake of Blade II so I guess they figured they'd go all out for this. They share the same director and actor for main baddy but I'm curious what other similarities you saw.
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May 9, 2017 10:50
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Ragtag group fights evil prince who threatens to disrupt the current order
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got any sevens posted:Ragtag group fights evil prince who threatens to disrupt the current order Hamlet was basically a remake of Blade II.
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DC Murderverse posted:Now, if you take that exact press release, just replacing the word "Hellboy" with "Spawn" (and Mike Mignola with Todd McFarlane) you'd have a dopeass idea. Maybe that's what happened; some idiot producer thought he was buying Spawn but bought Hellboy instead because "they're both hell thingies from comics that my kid liked when he was 15". Who would stranger things guy play in Spawn syscall girl posted:Does Preacher go to hell eventually? No
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May 9, 2017 16:39
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The Saint of Killers goes to hell and kills the devil.
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May 9, 2017 16:48
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Alhazred posted:The Saint of Killers goes to hell and kills the devil. Yes.
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May 9, 2017 16:50
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Davros1 posted:Sure, Del Toro and Perlman tried to get a Hellboy 3 off the ground a few months ago. So rebooting it seems like a good idea. I dunno, I would've liked a scaled back, more personal Hellboy 3 with Perlman and co. to cap off their run. I love the beat the second one ends on and it's a shame we'll never get a follow through.
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ruddiger posted:I dunno, I would've liked a scaled back, more personal Hellboy 3 with Perlman and co. to cap off their run. I love the beat the second one ends on and it's a shame we'll never get a follow through. I still love GTD stories about pitching Hellboy to studios and their responses. "Does he have to be red?" "Does he have to be a demon?" And my favorite: Studio: "Couldn't he be a regular guy who when he gets mad turns into Hellboy?" GDT: "No. That's the Hulk."
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DC Murderverse posted:Now, if you take that exact press release, just replacing the word "Hellboy" with "Spawn" (and Mike Mignola with Todd McFarlane) you'd have a dopeass idea. It wasn't a dopeass idea in 1997, and it wouldn't be a dopeass idea now.
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Grendels Dad posted:They share the same director and actor for main baddy but I'm curious what other similarities you saw. A mysterious and ruthless new power player enters the scene who speaks about reclaiming his birthright and what's rightfully his, but also about how he hates what his people are doing. A woman from a near immortal supernatural race approaches the good guys seeking assistance stopping this new threat. Her+the good guys must navigate a supernatural underworld society only few know how to enter to learn more and find agents of this guys. The guy turns out to be her brother and hates what has happened to their people because of the actions of his dad, who he perceives as a craven coward instead of someone trying to keep their folks low key to just survive. He kills him, fully turning her sister against him. There's more but in general If you swap acts 2 and 3 of Hellboy 2 it would be almost feel beat for beat instead of just extremely similar.
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May 9, 2017 22:53
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The Strain is literally just the vampires from Blade 2 only cheaper and more incompetent on every level and stretched out to three seasons instead of two hours.
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May 10, 2017 00:10
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That dog movie Max has a sequel and now Max is in the Doggy Secret Service protecting the President.quote:Duty calls again, and our hero dog Max returns to action in "Max 2: White House Hero." His new assignment brings him to Washington, D.C. to serve on the U.S. president's Secret Service detail. When a foreign leader arrives with his precocious daughter Alex (Francesca Capaldi), tensions arise between both countries. First Son TJ (Zane Austin), along with Max and Alex, uncover a dangerous plot that puts both kids and both nations in jeopardy. A highly-sensitive mission will push Max’s specialized skills, intelligence and loyalty to the test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZnMQXdOhmQ
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Is this a prequel to Max: Head of the FBI?
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The dog cop movie just reminded me of a question. Why was the movie called "A Dog's Purpose" and not "A Dog's Duty?"
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I hope many people die in that movie so that the ending is "the Constitution does not a say a dog can't be president".
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May 10, 2017 02:19
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Schwarzwald posted:The dog cop movie just reminded me of a question. /In extremely Vanellope voice you said doody!
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They had this great pun and they just left it lying on the floor.
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parallelodad posted:I hope Max fails. Max is gonna get fired because he doesn't look down at poors.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Max is gonna get fired because he doesn't look down at poors. Dogs can't look down at poors.
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parallelodad posted:Dogs can't look down at poors. No, no, no, dogs can't look up.
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Leavemywife posted:No, no, no, dogs can't look up. Why would you look up at poors?
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Grendels Dad posted:Why would you look up at poors? To make sure they're cleaning your gutters properly?
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Grendels Dad posted:Why would you look up at poors? When youre recruiting them for your Basketball Team
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Barudak posted:When youre recruiting them for your Basketball Team Why would President Dog not just recruit the Air Buddies for his basketball team
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Air Buddies died of parvo because of how bad the
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Yeah, but they were replaced with body doubles that were presumably of comparable athletic ability.
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There is a rule that dogs can't play basketball
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Fried Watermelon posted:There is a rule that dogs can't play basketball Wait let me check that It's not in the rule book that a dog can't pack a gun!
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Fried Watermelon posted:There is a rule that dogs can't play basketball "Well, that settles it, then. Without some kind of high-level intervention, the dog can't play." "Coach, there's a phone call for you! It's President Dog!"
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This white guy: is playing this Hawaiian guy:  in Ni'ihau, a movie about the downed fighter pilot Shigenori Nishikaichi who crashed near Ni'ihau after the Pearl Harbor raid and eventually stopped by Ben Kanahele and his wife (after the pilot was helped by a Japan-born resident of the island) People are upset at yet another whitewashing, with good reason.
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