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Pick posted:I keep thinking back to that part of Beauty and the Beast where he got really mad that she tried to touch his magic flower, and then she ran off, but because there were wolves he went to help her, so maybe if I put myself in horrible danger he will come help me, and maybe the reason he hasn't is that I'm not in danger? He did bring me soup once. Flawless logic
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Yo please don't keep around memorabilia of your abusive ex boyfriend, I'm like starting to worry you're going to suck start a revolver Pick. It's getting really sad. I'm starting to feel bad for you.
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You obv have to cut off a finger and send it to him saying you've been kidnapped
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Turtlicious posted:Yo please don't keep around memorabilia of your abusive ex boyfriend, I'm like starting to worry you're going to suck start a revolver Pick. It's getting really sad. I'm starting to feel bad for you. He's not even her ex she's just obsessed with him lol
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Turtlicious posted:Yo please don't keep around memorabilia of your abusive ex boyfriend, I'm like starting to worry you're going to suck start a revolver Pick. It's getting really sad. I'm starting to feel bad for you. He wasn't my boyfriend.
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Blue Train posted:You obv have to cut off a finger and send it to him saying you've been kidnapped I did consider getting engaged to this horrible rich guy who treated me terribly, in the hopes that Hugh would do the Long Walk to Forever thing, but he wasn't really good at long walks so it didn't seem like a great idea.
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Pick posted:I keep thinking back to that part of Beauty and the Beast where he got really mad that she tried to touch his magic flower, and then she ran off, but because there were wolves he went to help her, so maybe if I put myself in horrible danger he will come help me, and maybe the reason he hasn't is that I'm not in danger? He did bring me soup once. Oh my God please put yourself in the most horrible danger you can imagine and make sure the only way you live through it is that this dude comes save you.
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I'll save you
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Pick posted:I did consider getting engaged to this horrible rich guy who treated me terribly, in the hopes that Hugh would do the Long Walk to Forever thing, but he wasn't really good at long walks so it didn't seem like a great idea. No poo poo he's in a wheelchair
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swing and a miss here's something else Boyfriend had porn anime pictures/comics of flat-chested underage anime girls...is this normal? quote:So anyways, I'm 18, he's 22, and we've been dating for around a year. He's a pretty active poster on this one site and I found a topic he made. Basically in the topic he and some of his friends talk about 'schwing-worthy' topics and pictures, the majority of these pictures being pictures of underage anime girls who look like they're twelve. My bf is really into the anime scene btw. top comment posted:You're going to discover that there's no "normal" when it comes to sex. Everyone has their own kinks and turn ons, and they vary widely. Nancy fucked around with this message at 03:22 on May 10, 2017 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:Olde poste, but if you thought this way about him why did you hang around him
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Please Help Quick -- My boyfriend (25) is "revenge" masturbating to Facebook pictures of girls he knows...quote:My boyfriend will be home soon so I'm trying to get as much feedback as I can. the best revenge is a dick slapped hard.
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dudeness posted:Please Help Quick -- My boyfriend (25) is "revenge" masturbating to Facebook pictures of girls he knows... get some self-respect, girl!
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dudeness posted:Please Help Quick -- My boyfriend (25) is "revenge" masturbating to Facebook pictures of girls he knows... Just message all the people he did that to that are in relationships, and tell them.
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insufficient guns posted:No. Stag do is a thing. Hen do is a thing. Leaving do is a thing. Work do is a thing. Why can't goons handle British English?? Ask the goon hivemind what it thinks about the word 'fortnight'.
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I don't know, he was grouchy but sensitive and uncertain and arrogant. He had impenetrable depths I wanted him but no one else did, it's like a jeweler looking at a rough stone and knowing that maybe it is good inside. But then my friend was like "Oh, do you remember the Shrek thing about onions and layers" and I was like "yeah, he has layers" and she was like "but they're all onion. Like the onion has layers but all of them are onion". She didn't like him. Pick fucked around with this message at 03:37 on May 10, 2017 |
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quote:My [24F] boyfriend's [28M] hygiene is abhorrent. Is this even worth addressing?
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Pick posted:I did consider getting engaged to this horrible rich guy who treated me terribly, in the hopes that Hugh would do the Long Walk to Forever thing, but he wasn't really good at long walks so it didn't seem like a great idea. Yes. That's what made it a bad idea.
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I read this thread to make me feel better about my life and in the last 5 pages I've read about an 18 year old drug addict with a yeast infection, revenge masturbation, and Pick texting Hugh. Feeling preeetty good atm.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I read this thread to make me feel better about my life and in the last 5 pages I've read about an 18 year old drug addict with a yeast infection, revenge masturbation, and Pick texting Hugh. Even if he changed his mind about hating me and wanted to get together I would definitely want to set some ground rules.
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I was looking for gay stories and you'll never guess what I found a whole lot ofquote:BF [20M] downloaded Grindr and said all guys do it-- true? Me [20F] quote:I [21F] just snooped on my boyfriend’s [23M] phone and found out he’s on Grindr. What do I do? quote:I [26M] found my best friend [27M] on Grindr. He just got married to his long term girlfriend [25F].
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E- wrong thread Ee- hahahahahaha quote:tl;dr - I snooped on my boyfriend's phone and found out he's fairly active on Grindr GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 10, 2017 |
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Pick posted:Even if he changed his mind about hating me and wanted to get together I would definitely want to set some ground rules. I don't think that's going to happen considering he failed the most basic rule "hey don't be a dick"
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I once dated somebody and I noticed she hadn't showered in two or three days and I asked if she was going to take a shower before we went out, and she snapped, "If you expect me to shower every two days, we're going to have a problem." We had lots of problems.
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Before Uber was a thing a friend of mine would use Grindr to meet guys to take him home. And gently caress them because thats the entire point of the app.
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quote:looked as a joke and that all guys look up weird stuff like Just on a gay hookup site as a prank, everyone straight totally does it dang Uh
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Charles Get-Out posted:I don't think that's going to happen considering he failed the most basic rule "hey don't be a dick" I don't think he meant to be.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I was looking for gay stories and you'll never guess what I found a whole lot of Look, until you find another way to charge the crystals I'm not getting off Grindr.
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Pick posted:I don't think he meant to be. It doesn't matter. I hope Trop visits you soon.
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Pick posted:I don't know, he was grouchy but sensitive and uncertain and arrogant. He had impenetrable depths Why did they arrest Shrek? Because he was ogre the limit.
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NomChompsky posted:Why did they arrest Shrek? haha i'm lookin at this and it's too real
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Being emotionally deep usually means you're a oval office who can't keep his poo poo straight.
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Im reaching a point where I can recall more unique details about Picks ex than my own exs, and I fear the next step is where eventually I become a were-Pick which can only be killed by destroying the master discs of Dragon Age II.
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It disgusts me that no one considers hughs pov and also straight guys don't suck dick
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Pick posted:I don't know, he was grouchy but sensitive and uncertain and arrogant. He had impenetrable depths i do a bunch of lapidary stuff and there's not much guesswork about it for actual trained eyes, it's all pretty much right there to see as soon as you rub some spit on it. there's plenty of maybes for people who hoard random gravel in the hopes someone'll come along and tell them they've stumbled across the Hope Diamond and are millionaires now though, but diamonds don't form in that kind of rock and they wouldn't know how to cut it if they had one. we're still in this analogy, somehow A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:28 on May 10, 2017 |
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Pick posted:But then my friend was like "Oh, do you remember the Shrek thing about onions and layers" and I was like "yeah, he has layers" and she was like "but they're all onion. Like the onion has layers but all of them are onion". She didn't like him. You should listen more to your friends. Actually that advice counts for almost everyone in this thread, except for the stories about friends being assholes, which I guess are a lot of them.
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Blue Train posted:It disgusts me that no one considers hughs pov and also straight guys don't suck dick Sometimes when Pick talks about Hugh it reminds me of myself and that's why I know he's a huge piece of poo poo. gently caress that guy. Also don't listen to your friends, because they probably secretly believe in the planet Nibiru.
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Faffel posted:Sometimes when Pick talks about Hugh it reminds me of myself and that's why I know he's a huge piece of poo poo. gently caress that guy. Hell,
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Pick posted:I don't know, he was grouchy but sensitive and uncertain and arrogant. He had impenetrable depths See, the thing is: onions are good. Hugh is not. At least not for you. And not with you.
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Onions are good when you chop them up and cook them with other stuff and then eat them. In that way, he is like an onion.
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