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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Lol if that bottom row is allergy medication.

# ? May 9, 2017 05:13

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:53

Poulpe: Nov 11, 2006; Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

a kitten posted:

but also

She's just adding some much needed beans :3:

# ? May 9, 2017 05:25

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Look at this terrible cat, can't even bite through unprotected skin

https://i.imgur.com/PJSOnUy.mp4

Shameful!

# ? May 9, 2017 06:13

dismas: Jul 31, 2008

Baby hippos have mouths like muppets

# ? May 9, 2017 06:40

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

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# ? May 9, 2017 07:15

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

Synthbuttrange posted:

Lol if that bottom row is allergy medication.

It is.

# ? May 9, 2017 07:16

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/planetepics/status/861599830275239936

e: https://twitter.com/kitunegazou/status/861824209961365504

I'm spending too much time on twitter today but I don't regret it!

StrixNebulosa has a new favorite as of 07:19 on May 9, 2017

# ? May 9, 2017 07:16

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

That's how foxes hunt in winter! It's surprisingly effective (as long as they're facing north) because they have magnetosense like a shark. :science:

# ? May 9, 2017 13:47

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Xpost from the badass thread

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Crossposting from the cosplay thread:

A dude in Australia made a full Iron Man costume so he could visit kids in hospital and cheer them up. It's got all the lights, a mouth control in the helmet that lifts the visor, a voice changer that automatically starts when the visor closes and a few more tricks. Here he is at a Starlight foundation charity fundraiser where he walked around in the suit for 3 hours:

http://imgur.com/gallery/vJybi

Oh and he made the suit out of steel, it weighs 37kg (81.5 lbs)

It took him 3 years to finish the project, he had to go on a crazy crash diet earlier this year because he'd put on some weight and he didn't fit in the suit any more.

His imgur gallery: http://imgur.com/user/barryarmstead/submitted

# ? May 9, 2017 18:13

Neon Noodle: Nov 11, 2016; there's nothing wrong here in montana

CUTE BIRBLETS INCOMING

https://twitter.com/midio/status/861771149432279040

# ? May 9, 2017 18:14

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? May 10, 2017 01:38

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/tamayuki227/status/861748108752896000

I bring a duck

# ? May 10, 2017 02:11

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

StrixNebulosa posted:

https://twitter.com/tamayuki227/status/861748108752896000

I bring a duck

that photobomb at the end :kimchi:

# ? May 10, 2017 02:16

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

https://twitter.com/TweetLikeAGirI/status/862112234973081601

# ? May 10, 2017 04:34

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

It gets even better when you find out the replies are full of more roofdogs.

# ? May 10, 2017 04:42

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

# ? May 10, 2017 07:03

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/BabyPuppies/status/861766185565794304

# ? May 10, 2017 07:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

My sons have too few legs, but they are big and strong, so that's ok with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOtGx5ue40

# ? May 10, 2017 07:49

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Wolverine and Girlverine.

E: I don't know why this isn't looping.

# ? May 10, 2017 08:26

KayTee: May 5, 2012; Whachoodoin?

Phonepostin'. Had to share this the moment I saw it!

https://twitter.com/TweetLikeGirIs/status/861623607163854848?s=09

e: yay! It worked!

KayTee has a new favorite as of 09:10 on May 10, 2017

# ? May 10, 2017 08:59

Bogan King: Jan 21, 2013; I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Possums have started catching the trams at night in Melbourne.

# ? May 10, 2017 09:24

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Bogan King posted:

Possums have started catching the trams at night in Melbourne.

Are they commuting anywhere in particular?

# ? May 10, 2017 09:25

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Bogan King posted:

Possums have started catching the trams at night in Melbourne.

He'd better have tapped his Myki, or else the inspectors are gonna fine his rear end.

# ? May 10, 2017 09:30

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

http://jayce.tumblr.com/post/160171131302

Unmute and watch.

# ? May 10, 2017 09:38

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://jayce.tumblr.com/post/160171131302

Unmute and watch.

That's one big lookin' dog

# ? May 10, 2017 09:45

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

hi nelson!!

# ? May 10, 2017 10:49

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://jayce.tumblr.com/post/160171131302

Unmute and watch.

Thanks I really needed that, was feeling very melancholy after some stuff involving eBay earlier tonight

# ? May 10, 2017 11:12

cnut: May 3, 2016

# ? May 10, 2017 12:52

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Bogan King posted:

Possums have started catching the trams at night in Melbourne.

Most of the possums within 20km of the CBD are incredibly used to people. Well, being nocturnal, they're mainly used to drunken revellers who give them pizza, so I'm not surprised to see that one made its way on to a tram, the natural home for half-unconscious boozed up yobboes.

When I lived in Parkville as a student, we occasionally would have them hanging out of the trees around the cafes, begging for a bit of muffin or to lick the spoon you just stirred your coffee with. Too adorable.

Which contrasts with the American o'possum which are like larger, uglier rats.

# ? May 10, 2017 13:23

Nyyen: Jun 26, 2005; MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Gorilla Salad posted:

Which contrasts with the American o'possum which are like larger, uglier rats.

Excuse me? :colbert:

Nyyen has a new favorite as of 13:42 on May 10, 2017

# ? May 10, 2017 13:37

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Gorilla Salad posted:

Most of the possums within 20km of the CBD are incredibly used to people. Well, being nocturnal, they're mainly used to drunken revellers who give them pizza, so I'm not surprised to see that one made its way on to a tram, the natural home for half-unconscious boozed up yobboes.

When I lived in Parkville as a student, we occasionally would have them hanging out of the trees around the cafes, begging for a bit of muffin or to lick the spoon you just stirred your coffee with. Too adorable.

Which contrasts with the American o'possum which are like larger, uglier rats.

They tend to live in trees out in the inner suburbs too, it's not uncommon to hear one run across your roof at night or see them walking along a power line out in the dark.

Also as an aside; if you think Possums are used to people, Melbourne Pigeons fear nothing.

# ? May 10, 2017 13:45