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Rasmus posted:Comey seemed to be pretty much in the Trump Camp anyway, maybe Kushner needs another job. Comey was in the FBI camp, not the Trump camp. The e-mail stuff was all about covering the FBI's rear end and there's active FBI investigations into Trump. So as lovely as he was, firing him is the Hurricane Katrina of shitstorms.
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May 10, 2017 00:26
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Phanatic posted:Stop trying to discourage these people. The rest of us might need those kidneys some day. Natural selection, just let that poo poo happen and weed out the idiots so they can't ever reproduce. Only thing that'll get through their stupid heads is pavement anyways.
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May 10, 2017 01:16
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Stop posting actual content, we want to talk about leftist politics itt
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May 10, 2017 02:06
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Stop posting actual content, we want to talk about leftist politics itt Hating on Trump isn't "leftist politics," my man. It's called being sapient. More than half of the conservatives I know think Trump is a corrupt dumbass at this point. It's not like he's going to get better, so just get used to people making fun of him for being a corrupt dumbass. Here's some gifs so you don't need to change your diaper:    Oh poo poo how did that extreme leftist commie propaganda get in there! My bad!
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May 10, 2017 02:45
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Thanks for taking my satirical post as DEADLY SERIOUS. I'm a hardcore progressive, and have been in the streets pretty much nonstop since this year began. Cool your loving jets, bitch boy.
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May 10, 2017 02:48
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Thanks for taking my satirical post as DEADLY SERIOUS. My mistake. There's so many people ITT that bitch about people discussing things on an internet forum that I literally can't tell the difference between your sarcasm and these people endlessly complaining. Carry on.
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May 10, 2017 02:52
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May 10, 2017 03:10
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You can tell the guy on the left is half expecting the recruit to gently caress up since he's holding on before the grenade is even thrown.
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May 10, 2017 03:21
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Drones over crits dont mix... (Crash) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRyQ1FnxK74&feature=youtu.be&t=26s
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May 10, 2017 03:33
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May 10, 2017 03:35
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Holy hell https://twitter.com/Cinnamon_Bruns/status/862020254217777152
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May 10, 2017 03:45
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Man, I really really wanna laugh at this, but at the end of the day it's still someone that killed themselves......oh well. I've done worse. Ha!
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May 10, 2017 03:48
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Comey thought getting fired was a prank
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May 10, 2017 03:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:Man, I really really wanna laugh at this, but at the end of the day it's still someone that killed themselves......oh well. I've done worse. Ha! Irony destroys some of my sympathy for other people.
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May 10, 2017 03:52
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Scruff McGruff posted:I also knew one person that wouldn't wear one because she insists that if she got killed in a car wreck obviously god had decided it was her time to go so there was no difference between wearing one and not wearing one, it was all god's will. It's spring one year, the snow has melted, the rivers are running high, and with a sudden heavy rain, a midwestern riverside town is flooding. The governor has declared a state of emergency and ordered an evacuation. Most of the town's inhabitants have heeded the order and are leaving. One man has decided not to leave; he's put sandbags around his yard and is sitting on a rocking chair on his porch. The streets are full of water, and while the man is sitting on his porch, two guys come by in a rowboat. "Hey, man! The town's gonna be underwater soon! Hop in, we'll take you to safety!" "Thank you," he shouts back, "but I believe that God will protect me!" The two men in the rowboat shrug and row on. A few hours later the water has risen and swamped the front porch. The man has moved up to the second floor of his house and is looking out the window. A team of policemen in an inflatable powerboat roar by and notice his head in the window. They cut the engine and idle up to his house. "Sir! You need to evacuate! The river is going to continue to rise and you won't be able to stay here! Come with us!" "Thank you!" says the man. "But God will protect me!" The policemen argue for a few minutes and continue to try and encourage him to leave. Eventually the captain says that he can't force the man to do something he doesn't want, and the police leave. The rain continues to fall and the rivers rise. The man's house is almost completely underwater and he's climbed up onto the roof. As he squints into the rain and haze, a military helicopter cruises low over the remnants of the town, scanning with a searchlight. The light sweeps across the man and locks in place. The helicopter approaches and a soldier in an orange flight suit leans out, dropping a harness on a rope. A loudspeaker booms out. "Sir! Grab the harness! We can take you out of here but you need to grab on right now!" The man looks up into the rotor wash. He shouts over the noise: "No, thank you! I know that my God will protect me!" "Sir, you need to go NOW! We only have a few minutes of fuel left! We don't have time to wait for you!" The man waves the helicopter off and sits back down, clearly indicating that he's not going to move. The soldier swings back inside and the helicopter recedes into the distance. The water rises above the roof, and the man drowns. In heaven, he finds God eating breakfast and sits down at his table. "What happened, God? I had so much faith in you! I trusted in you and you let me down! Why didn't you save me??" God looks up from his newspaper and squints. His expression changes from puzzlement to irritated exasperation. "Oh, yeah, you! I know you. I sent you a rowboat, and I sent you a powerboat, and I sent you a medamned helicopter! What the hell more did you need?"
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May 10, 2017 03:59
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Railing Kill posted:My mistake. There's so many people ITT that bitch about people discussing things on an internet forum that I literally can't tell the difference between your sarcasm and these people endlessly complaining. Carry on. His "satirical" bitching isn't schadenfreude or very funny, so he ought to be apologizing to you with a fine gif or youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHH0_gYLp8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedYVMB5HZ4
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May 10, 2017 04:00
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Bogan King posted:Comey thought getting fired was a prank Holy poo poo, Trump still thinks he's on his lovely TV show.
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May 10, 2017 04:02
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Spirit Airlines cancelled 9 flights out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida so START SWINGIN' THOSE FISTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6rA6qzoBOM
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May 10, 2017 04:07
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The "in common law" bit is admittedly confusing, since you'd have to know (assume) that they're talking about the age of majority in a historical English legal framework, which is different from the statutory law that defines the age of majority in most legal systems today. I can see how a person on a game show could read "law" "age of" "boys and girls" and just immediately buzz in "age of consent" without really reading the question.
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May 10, 2017 04:09
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Spirit Airlines cancelled 9 flights out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida so START SWINGIN' THOSE FISTS It's Spirit Airlines and Florida, so nobody should be surprised that people are behaving badly
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May 10, 2017 05:03
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The sequence where people getting knocked over by waves was great.
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Sagebrush posted:It's spring one year, the snow has melted, the rivers are running high, and with a sudden heavy rain, a midwestern riverside town is flooding. The governor has declared a state of emergency and ordered an evacuation. Most of the town's inhabitants have heeded the order and are leaving. One man has decided not to leave; he's put sandbags around his yard and is sitting on a rocking chair on his porch. 4th grade Sunday school ITT. I wonder how long that one's been around. The ending was a bit less rude when I heard it.
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May 10, 2017 07:01
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Boywhiz88 posted:The sequence where people getting knocked over by waves was great. That one one guy next to those really sharp rocks wasn't knocked as far as others but that must have really hurt.
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ISIS CURES TROONS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHW5hW1vbLg Bees, like bears, are a great motivator. Go faster, not stop!
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Ak Gara posted:Bees, like bears, are a great motivator. Go faster, not stop! Bees: Nature's Personal Trainers. Snowglobe of Doom posted:Spirit Airlines cancelled 9 flights out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida so START SWINGIN' THOSE FISTS To be fair, I'd be that desperate to leave Florida, too. Cobweb Heart posted:His "satirical" bitching isn't schadenfreude or very funny, so he ought to be apologizing to you with a fine gif or youtube. I was going to go easy on him and not mention that sarcasm =/= satire, but that's beside the point. It's just hard to tell pointless, unfunny sarcasm from deliberate shitposting when it's all functionally the same.
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May 10, 2017 10:56
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Watch out, that dude's been non-stop in the streets. Every morning he open palm slaps a Noam Chomsky audio book and copies the motions etc
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May 10, 2017 11:38
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Warning signals are for commies and nerds! I'll drive wherever I want whenever I want! http://i.imgur.com/AuOaTop.gifv
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May 10, 2017 12:35
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Wait, so what she wanted was different real eyebrows? So she went to a tattoo parlor? Am I seeing that last picture right?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait, so what she wanted was different real eyebrows? So she went to a tattoo parlor? Am I seeing that last picture right? The eyebrows in the last picture that start at the bottom and curve upwards and outwards without - and this is the important part - being three dimensional at any point in time, those eyebrows are tattooed on.
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Ah, am on a phone so couldn't see them that well. So basically the last pic is a combination of actual eyebrows with tattoos to make them appear fuller/a different shape.....but she already had massive eyebrows.... Poor girl is gonna look silly the rest of her life.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ah, am on a phone so couldn't see them that well. So basically the last pic is a combination of actual eyebrows with tattoos to make them appear fuller/a different shape.....but she already had massive eyebrows.... Poor girl is gonna look silly the rest of her life. Bushy eyebrows are a charm point.
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May 10, 2017 13:00
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I certainly like them more than little pin stripe eyebrows. Really I was just saying she didn't need to fill out her eyebrow game.
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May 10, 2017 13:02
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Even if they looked exactly like what she wanted, fashions will change a lot in her lifetime.
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Tattoo makeup is a real thing. And it always looks loving terrible. Eyebrows, lipstick, eyeliner, even rouge for the cheeks all can be tattooed on for women looking to save an hour or so a day messing around with their makeup.
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ElGroucho posted:Watch out, that dude's been non-stop in the streets. Every morning he open palm slaps a Noam Chomsky audio book and copies the motions etc You did it. You figured me out. 
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