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Chichevache posted:That's only medium. roast placenta, oo yeah get in ma belly
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Wait, that's placenta? What the gently caress (full disclosure I totally plan to eat my placenta, but not for any nebulous health benefits... I just want to become a cannibal without all the ethics violations)
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May 10, 2017 06:06
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elise the great posted:Wait, that's placenta? What the gently caress No, it's a "medium" steak
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May 10, 2017 06:09
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...cooked in such a manner that I, a medical professional, could mistake it for a placenta. Not hungry anymore, thanks
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May 10, 2017 06:58
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no, no, I think they mean it's cooked in "a" medium, and that medium is lava.
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May 10, 2017 07:08
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Splicer posted:Every lunchtime a man sits down to eat, and another man punches the sandwich from his hands. Every day it's the same routine. He sits, he opens his lunchbox. He takes out the sandwich. He opens his mouth, thinking maybe, just maybe, this time he will not return to work hungry. Sometimes it happens as soon as he pulls it from the box. Sometimes he gets it all the way to his lips before the blow comes down. But it always comes.
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May 10, 2017 08:14
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I was expecting a D&D thread as the source for that, but not that one. Yesterday I came across a pretty good one that I now regret not posting. It went along the lines of quote:you got owned so much that people are checking the Gettysburg Address
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May 10, 2017 08:21
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My Lovely Horse posted:Yesterday I came across a pretty good one that I now regret not posting. It went along the lines of PopeCrunch posted:you know what else is a skill? not being a poo poo idiot hell fucker so cursed by god that you cannot eat a hot dog without managing to get owned so thoroughly judges are eyeballing the gettysburg address to see if someone should be jailed for it
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May 10, 2017 12:03
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I feel bad for misterbibs sometimes, but also god drat it's hilarious every time he gets dogpiled 
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May 10, 2017 12:11
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Danaru posted:I feel bad for misterbibs sometimes, but also god drat it's hilarious every time he gets dogpiled His brain is just so broken. He's like Donnie Darko but instead of obsessing over a giant rabbit that no one else can see he keeps seeing all these hills to die on
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May 10, 2017 12:33
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Not that the quote isn't funny, but why would judges be eyeballing a speech the president gave after a battle instead of the Emancipation Proclamation?
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May 10, 2017 12:42
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Solice Kirsk posted:Not that the quote isn't funny, but why would judges be eyeballing a speech the president gave after a battle instead of the Emancipation Proclamation? Also why are they examining a document after a man choked on a hot dog, very suspect.
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May 10, 2017 12:44
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Stop analysing it and just enjoy the burn on a man who can't have a meat tube of suspicious origin near his mouth without freaking out and slamming it down his gullet and needing to be hospitalized.
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May 10, 2017 13:16
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:His brain is just so broken. He's like Donnie Darko but instead of obsessing over a giant rabbit that no one else can see he keeps seeing all these hills to die on 
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May 10, 2017 13:24
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He might have Eosinophilic Esophagitis, however. Getting something stuck in your throat that badly is rare for an adult and wheat and pork are two of the biggest triggers. Probably not though. Anyway, Misterbibs is still a moron because he went on like a 40 page derail in the New Vegas thread about cazadores. They're an enemy they use as a "You need the gear or some good tricks to skip past a huge chunk of the early game.". Basically a skill check to make sure newer players experience some of the other areas and people who are smart or who have already beaten the game can skip past. I played that game like 4 years ago and I still remember how completely annoying and wrong he was about that one subject. I have very rarely seen someone so completely brutalized by an entire thread and not back down.
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May 10, 2017 14:09
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He might have Eosinophilic Esophagitis, however. Getting something stuck in your throat that badly is rare for an adult and wheat and pork are two of the biggest triggers. Probably not though. He got roasted pretty hard for saying that he couldn't beat Proving Grounds Silver in WoW. And for claiming that he couldn't move more than twenty meters in any direction in the game without mobs dazing him off his mount.
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May 10, 2017 14:24
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I didn't think it was possible to be bad at a game like wow that basically plays itself for you at this point
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May 10, 2017 14:26
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purple death ray posted:I didn't think it was possible to be bad at a game like wow that basically plays itself for you at this point He just completely lacks any problem solving skills. I'm assuming his parents still cut his chicken tenders for him when he goes home to visit.
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May 10, 2017 14:32
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In the RGD Chapo thread:prefect posted:Is he being sarcastic? steakmancer posted:If I was John Landis I would consider setting the worlds latest term abortion (~127th trimester) prefect posted:He could put Max in one of his movies.
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May 10, 2017 15:15
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He might have Eosinophilic Esophagitis, however. Getting something stuck in your throat that badly is rare for an adult and wheat and pork are two of the biggest triggers. Probably not though. Not gonna lie, thought it said Eonsnophallic Esophagitis and just assumed that Misterbibs has a condition where he sees a dick-like object and has an irresistible urge to slam it down his throat.
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May 10, 2017 15:28
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do you not?
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May 10, 2017 15:40
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Serf posted:He got roasted pretty hard for saying that he couldn't beat Proving Grounds Silver in WoW. And for claiming that he couldn't move more than twenty meters in any direction in the game without mobs dazing him off his mount. My girlfriend passed silver and she's a keyboard turner and button clicker. I know dudes who have passed silver despite only having one hand. Bibs is literally a walking talking indictment sent here by god to challenge the human made concept of "Idiot Proof".
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May 10, 2017 15:55
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One time he donated to his favourite movie reviewers to see if they agree with his idiotic opinion that good box office numbers are an objective indicator of a movie's quality. This was their response.
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May 10, 2017 17:11
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Honestly I think it's just the Forums Persona he decided to run with. Ruddha is the cool guy, genesplicer is the rad teacher, and misterbibs is Wrong. What he is Wrong about at any given time doesn't matter, all that matters is that there is a topic, and he is Wrong about it. I wouldn't be surprised to open up the traffic engineer thread and see him posting about how street crossings are bullshit because he keeps getting hit by cars. Someone would point out that all you have to do is hit the button and wait for the orange hand to turn into a white stickman and he would be all ??????? THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE??? Like seriously sometimes I wonder if he doesn't have that throatitis whatever and just keeps trying to ram the fuckers down sideways and screaming around the tubular meat (which seems to be his natural state) that hot dogs are broken and really need to be fixed in the next patch.
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May 10, 2017 17:24
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PopeCrunch posted:Honestly I think it's just the Forums Persona he decided to run with. Ruddha is the cool guy, genesplicer is the rad teacher, and misterbibs is Wrong. What he is Wrong about at any given time doesn't matter, all that matters is that there is a topic, and he is Wrong about it. I wouldn't be surprised to open up the traffic engineer thread and see him posting about how street crossings are bullshit because he keeps getting hit by cars. Someone would point out that all you have to do is hit the button and wait for the orange hand to turn into a white stickman and he would be all ??????? THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE??? The problem is that whether it's a funny persona or he's really truly blessed with the intelligence of a particularly gifted goat he still causes massive derails everywhere.
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May 10, 2017 17:29
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Pretty much. For every one goon that ignores him there's a dozen that have to run in and prove he's wrong when it's clear the dude either doesn't care, or is too dense to grasp that he is.
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May 10, 2017 17:37
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poptart_fairy posted:Pretty much. For every one goon that ignores him there's a dozen that have to run in and prove he's wrong when it's clear the dude either doesn't care, or is too dense to grasp that he is. Like looking in a mirror eh?
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May 10, 2017 18:45
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CharlestheHammer posted:Like looking in a mirror eh? "It is an absolute crime in this community that you cannot go out into the streets without throngs of women coming out to pepper spray you in the face, like I have seen so many men over these past months!" "Aren't you just saying that because you keep getting pepper sprayed in the face for trying to pull down women's skirts?" "IRRELEVANT"
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May 10, 2017 18:47
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CharlestheHammer posted:Like looking in a mirror eh? You'll have to tell me.
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May 10, 2017 18:55
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poptart_fairy posted:You'll have to tell me. Nice comeback there Andrew Dice Clay, I bet that killed them at the Chuckle Hut last night
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May 10, 2017 19:24
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"I know you are but what am I" makes up about two-thirds of the tepid burns on this site.
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May 10, 2017 19:31
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purple death ray posted:Nice comeback there Andrew Dice Clay, I bet that killed them at the Chuckle Hut last night Like looking in a mirror, huh.
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May 10, 2017 19:32
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food court bailiff posted:blessed with the intelligence of a particularly gifted goat He's the kind of dude who would think that this was a compliment because it contains the words "blessed" and "gifted". If it's a gimmick, it's TobleroneTriangular levels of perfection. That guy had armchair psychologists speculating about how his posting was classic schizophrenic word salad.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:That guy had armchair psychologists speculating about how his posting was classic schizophrenic word salad. I mean, they were technically correct, since that's what he was trying to produce. 
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May 10, 2017 19:50
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Danaru posted:I feel bad for misterbibs sometimes, but also god drat it's hilarious every time he gets hotdogpiled Ftfy
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May 10, 2017 20:18
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Does ruddha srill post here?
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May 10, 2017 21:20
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Is Ruddha still around? I thought he left/gotbanned efb
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May 10, 2017 21:23
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He might be kicking around the DIablo 3 boards still. Haven't been there in a while though.
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May 10, 2017 22:58
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Byzantine posted:Solipsism is big right now. Lemniscate Blue posted:Maybe to you.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Also why are they examining a document after a man choked on a hot dog, very suspect. Have you seen who they're appointing judges of hot dog-eating contests these days? A lot of them are none too bright along with being pretty biased.
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