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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

"if you have a preexisting condition stand up"

>three-quarters of room stands up.

this feels like mattering.

yeah this guy is about to flopsweat his way out of here, no way he can keep this up

ed balls could

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

haljordan posted:

Why do we still need oil? I thought Trump was bringing back coal

he''s gonna bring back coal fired, oil cooled power plants.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

Another successful mission!



what the gently caress was I jerking off in a corner the whole time or something

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

"if you have a preexisting condition stand up"

>three-quarters of room stands up.

this feels like mattering.

I wonder if being a Trump voter would be considered a preexisting condition

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

haljordan posted:

Why do we still need oil? I thought Trump was bringing back coal

William Randolph Hersch got cannabis illegalized by connecting it to Mexican immigrants, black people and satanism

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

he was also the best IK of CSPAM

this is factually accurate

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Yinlock posted:

you lost me

mccain, do something? not sure what that means

he mad

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Epic High Five posted:

what the gently caress was I jerking off in a corner the whole time or something

hey man camp-jerking is a legitimate strategy

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

imagine I'm quoting every fishmech post from the last three years where he insisted this wouldn't happen

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/862396345512013825

loving shocker

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

etalian posted:

I wonder if being a Trump voter would be considered a preexisting condition

I feel like mental retardation falls under that category yes.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Epic High Five posted:

what the gently caress was I jerking off in a corner the whole time or something

do you not?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Joementum posted:

imagine I'm quoting every fishmech post from the last three years where he insisted this wouldn't happen

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/862396345512013825

lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I got out-paced by some dude spinnin around and drinking a milkshake when all I know is truckin' and fuckin'?

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
IK quality can be measured in probation density only

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


mccain, actually vote in line with his beliefs instead of just toeing the party line every single time?

no you still lost me

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


so that dakota spill means they're going to do the great ghost dance next, right?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Yinlock posted:

mccain, actually vote in line with his beliefs instead of just toeing the party line every single time?

no you still lost me

hes having a tantrum it will subside

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venuz Patrol posted:

IK quality can be measured in probation density only

good news for my side then because Fishmech probated a lot of super dense people

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Venuz Patrol posted:

IK quality can be measured in probation density only

all iks are bad on principle

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004


this is the weirdest story, it's surreal reading it.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


my friends said mattering is on the menu. lol, it's going to be nothing burgs all around

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nuclearmonkee posted:

hes having a tantrum it will subside

no mccain has tantrums constantly, this is mccain actually doing something which blows my mind

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
joisey shitstain: medicaid will soon cost $1 trillion a year

crowd: so what!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Joementum posted:

imagine I'm quoting every fishmech post from the last three years where he insisted this wouldn't happen

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/862396345512013825

Ok but it was 84 gallons.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


why are dictators so god drat insecure

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Muppets On PCP posted:

joisey shitstain: medicaid will soon cost $1 trillion a year

crowd: so what!

lol isn't it only around like 275b a year? Is he projecting it out to 100 years to count as "soon"?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Muppets On PCP posted:

joisey shitstain: medicaid will soon cost $1 trillion a year

crowd: so what!

Just think how money is being wasted on the US private insurance system.

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

The Muppets On PCP posted:

joisey shitstain: medicaid will soon cost $1 trillion a year

crowd: so what!

unironically this

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

Ok but it was 84 gallons.

84 gallons is still a lot

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

what the gently caress was I jerking off in a corner the whole time or something

you got gravely wounded on the last mission

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Yinlock posted:

why are dictators so god drat insecure

God imagine just someone leveling Putin with the most brutal cross check

It'd almost be worth the slow, painful death at the hands of the FSB

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

imagine I'm quoting every fishmech post from the last three years where he insisted this wouldn't happen

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/862396345512013825

Hahaha. No these pipelines won't pollute critical aquifers.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

why are dictators so god drat insecure

lol putin can barely skate

he slipped and fell right after faceoff

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Venom Snake posted:

you got gravely wounded on the last mission

This is some bullshit, sidelining me

Put me in coach my blood is full of crazy STDs it's super toxic to aliens i'll bleed all over them

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

people like putin and jong-un have entire countries serving their every whim but still feel the need to make up grandiose stories about how they could fly jets at the age of 2 or whatever

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Yinlock posted:

84 gallons is still a lot

Yes, if it happened 4 million times we'd have something on the scale of deep water horizons.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Yinlock posted:

why are dictators so god drat insecure

because they keep power largely by fear and Shady poo poo

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

The Muppets On PCP posted:

joisey shitstain: medicaid will soon cost $1 trillion a year

crowd: so what!

that line works better when the room is packed with billionaires who understand that money will be coming back to them with tax cuts

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