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elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
The best part of having a female boss, as a woman, is that nobody thinks to accuse you of loving her.

Also if you leave a $30k watch out on the dresser with a known thief in the house, you are DEFINITION asking for it, this is a biotruth

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Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Pick posted:

He'd also accuse me of being a tramp, like in any case where I was talking about something that involved a man he would imply that I probably hosed him and I would always have to laughingly but seriously affirm I did not gently caress the guy in the story, even if he was just like a mailman or whatever. :(

Well, that's how it works in the porn. You made a whole thread about that! It makes perfect sense.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Faffel posted:

Well, that's how it works in the porn. You made a whole thread about that! It makes perfect sense.

Considering how sparse his lifestyle was for someone of his income who still had money trouble, I genuinely suspect he was spending an inordinate amount of money on camgirls or something like that.


e: I post these things to remind myself of the bad things he did so I don't text him and beg him to forgive me.

Pick fucked around with this message at 06:08 on May 11, 2017

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
My girlfriend[ 23 F] wanted me [ 23 M] to try some spaghetti, I refused and is upset at me.

quote:

My girlfriend and I had plans to hang out last night. She wanted to get food and I offered to get her fast food but she said she was on a diet and didn't want to eat that. Fair enough. She tells me she's going home to change and eat there as well. I leave my house later to go pick her up. Turns out she never ate anything and was still hungry. I told her that my mother cooked spaghetti which I know she loves(Spaghetti the meal not my mom's in particular) She hesitated but later gave in and ate it. I warmed it up for her and then she asks for some ketchup. Something I thought was odd but I know that is how she eats it. So we're in my room watching TV and she asks me to try some. I keep telling her no thanks but takes no for an answer and really wants me to try it. I respectfully declined and she then she gets upset at me for not trying it ruining her night.

I didn't try it because... point blank I didn't want to eat or try that. So then she gets upset at me and refuses to cuddle,talk to me or acknowledge me and sleeps on my bed for a few hours. Once it was time to go. I did apologize for hurting her feelings but she didn't care. She told me that I ruined her night. I dropped her off and we haven't spoken since.

Am I wrong in this situation for telling her no? Im mindful majority of the times and will try new things that she'll want me to try out but these few times I say no she loving trips over it. Really annoying
TL;DR: Girlfriend was hungry, I gave her spaghetti that my mom cooked. She ate it with ketchup and wanted me to try it. I said no thank you and she got pissed off at me not having to do anything with me and telling me I ruined her night

There's a lot of stories of abusive behavior in this thread, but this is the worst I've read.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
ketchup is spaghetti abuse

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Should've hidden the ages for a surprise.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pick posted:

ketchup is spaghetti abuse

Should be illegal

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ketchup girl will come around eventually, but :sever: as a life lesson.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

ketchup on spaghetti is a bigger war crime than pineapple on pizza

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Not eating a womans food offerings is basically rape

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


She's foodshamed. That's probably a thing.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

She's foodshamed. That's probably a thing.

Don't trigger me .

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
And I would eat anything for love
Oh I would eat anything for love
I would eat anything for love, but I won't eat that
No, I won't eat that

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
It just tastes ketchup anyway, dont use pasta as filler just drink the ketchup bottle, butt chug it raw

Dunning Krugerrand
Dec 23, 2015

purestrain pyrite



Are there any social media "celebrity" families that aren't completely dysfunctional?

I [22F] am seriously scared by my fiance [21M] he is saying horrible things about me and our son [1M], I am 8 months pregnant

quote:

Been with my fiance for 2.5 years, engaged since Christmas, our son just turned 1, I am due baby 2 (a girl) in August. Since our son was born last year he has become more and more angry, impatient and says hurtful things and I feel completely alone and isolated because we have a large social media following centred around our happy family image and worked so hard on that that I barely see friends or family anymore. It makes us a lot of money but it's becoming miserable.

Examples:

never gets up for our son during the night and gets angry at me when he wakes him up crying, says I should 'have that under control by now'

told me our son looks too much like me and not enough like him, he had a paternity test done behind my back

regularly says mean things about our son's appearance like his eyes are too small or he doesn't look anything like him, yet says our son is the spitting image of me..

has told me once after he'd had a drink that he thought my eyes were too small and too close together but other than that I was perfect

has already mapped out an extreme fitness plan for me to get my body back in shape after giving birth

once told me our son 'smells like poo poo' and that he can't be around him when he has a dirty diaper

made me take down a picture I posted of our son because he had chocolate on his face and it looked 'dirty'

has demanded sex during pregnancy when I am not feeling like it because he wants to make the most of not using condoms

our son was an accident because my fiance slipped the condom off and didn't pull out in time, and I am not allowed to take hormonal birth control

our next baby is a girl and he is disappointed because he wants a son that looks more like him

whenever I eat any food that isn't healthy he makes a huge deal over calculating how many hours in the gym it will 'cost me'

he justifies this by saying our income is partly reliant on looking good and we can't afford to let our standards slip

Aside from when he's being like this he can be very sweet, and we have done very well for ourselves for our age, that will all go away if I leave the relationship I will be a single mother of two with next to no assets, no education, no support network except my mother, and no employment experience.

What should I do? What is wrong with him? It's a marked change in behaviour since our son was born :/

TL;DR fiance says nasty things about son and me and its killing me

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Can men get post-partum depression?

Also, I read Pick's posts in the voice of Sage, the Radio X DJ from GTA San Andreas, and it amuses me.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

YeahTubaMike posted:

Can men get post-partum depression?


They can get symptoms I believe. People that adopt young babies get similar symptoms as mothers that had kids biologically. I'm guessing a big part of this is a major change to your daily routine, sleep deprivation, etc.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Postpartum depression doesn't extend to the pre-pregnancy period though. He took off the condom and didn't pull out in time, conceiving a child because she's "not allowed" to use hormonal BC.

That sounds less "depressive episode" and more "calculated abuse strategy" right there

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

elise the great posted:

Postpartum depression doesn't extend to the pre-pregnancy period though. He took off the condom and didn't pull out in time, conceiving a child because she's "not allowed" to use hormonal BC.

That sounds less "depressive episode" and more "calculated abuse strategy" right there

Aside, do you have a link handy to whatever gross medical story that red title is referencing?

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc
Bf [24M] eats my [20F] hair. It makes me uncomfortable and I'm not sure what to do.

quote:

I don't mean he chews on my head or anything, but he chews on and eats the hair the falls out.
We've been together for a few months and I'm just finding out about this. Today, after I brushed my hair in his bathroom, he came out flossing with a piece of my hair. I asked wtf he's doing and he was very nonchalant about it. After "flossing" he sucked it into his mouth and swallowed.
So of course I have 20 questions about wtf he's doing. He's been doing it for about 3 months. Doing it comforts him. At first hed do it when he missed me, now it's that and it's just a habit. When I've used his brush he's kept the hair I left behind to chew on and stuff. He eats it whenever he feels too lazy to throw it out (which is often) but to him it's comforting to have a piece of me in his mouth.
I know this sounds like trolling, but I'm completely serious. I'm uncomfortable but I don't know if it's that big of a deal for me to complain. He doesn't take hairs from my head so it has no impact on me but it's just...odd. I'm not sure if I should view this as a cute quirk or if I need to start doing my best to get rid of any hair I leave behind, or I need to straight up tell him stop. So my issue is it's not hurting me so should i not bring it up? Please help.
Tl;dr: bf eats my hair and has eaten it for months. What do i do?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dunning Krugerrand posted:

Are there any social media "celebrity" families that aren't completely dysfunctional?

I [22F] am seriously scared by my fiance [21M] he is saying horrible things about me and our son [1M], I am 8 months pregnant

Sounds like typical boojie scum trying to be the Joneses tbh

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Charles Get-Out posted:

Bf [24M] eats my [20F] hair. It makes me uncomfortable and I'm not sure what to do.
He's turning into a headless horseman.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Charles Get-Out posted:

Aside, do you have a link handy to whatever gross medical story that red title is referencing?

I don't even remember which post it was about, "NECROTIC BUTTSLOUGH" is more of a life theme than a single tale for me :(

But I could dig through my post history in the healthcare goon thread if necessary, it will just be a slow process and I will be crippled with cringe halfway through and wander away to stress eat


e: DONT LET YOUR BOYFRIEND EAT YOUR HAIR, JEEEEZE

Does anybody have any photos of bezoars handy

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jul 1, 2019

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

My (25M) girlfriend (24F) wants to go on a 9 day hiking and camping trip with some guys (24M, 24M, 27M) who I’m not all that comfortable with her being alone with. We’ve been disagreeing about it and I’m at a loss as to what else I can say or do. Help? Together 4 years.

quote:

My girlfriend wants to go on this trip with these guys that she met through a friend like a year back. They have invited no other girls except my girlfriend and I can’t help but feel very worried about this. One of them has expressed interest in her in the past and openly flirts with her. This isn’t something I really mind since both of us can be flirty but it’s one thing to flirt at a bar or something while I’m there and another to go off with them for 9 days.
We’ve argued about it. She says I have nothing to worry about and should trust her. We’ve both been cheated on before and that line is something my ex said to me and her ex said to her so she already knows I absolutely hate that she said that. But I do trust her. I just don’t trust those guys to respect that she’s in a relationship and a week-long trip where there’ll be some alcohol and probably weed (one of the guys is a stoner). Of course I’m worried about what could happen while she’s under the influence since you’re probably more open to doing things in the heat of the moment while you’re drinking. I'm also not invited since I'm not really close with those guys. Which is fine since I'm not exactly buddy buddy with all her friends nor is she super close to all of mine.
Am I being irrational or controlling here? I told her I don’t like the idea of her going on this trip and would prefer it if she didn’t. She cried because I don’t trust her and she should be able to do things like this with friends. I agree but that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to look at a potential disaster from the outside and go yeah ‘maybe it’s better if you try to avoid that’.
If I wanted to go on a hike with 3 women and no invite extended to her she would be completely pissed off so I really don’t see why she doesn’t get where I’m coming from. In fact, I'm pretty sure she knows where I'm coming from and just doesn't want me spoiling her trip. She says she’d be fine but I know her well enough to know she’d be very uncomfortable if she were in my position and giving me tons of crap. I should also add that they’re staying at one of the guys family owned cabin and they’ll be hiking around from there and returning to sleep some of the nights.
What should I do?
Tl;dr Girlfriend wants to go on a camping trip with 3 guys for 10 days, there’ll be drugs/alcohol and I’m not invited since the guys and I really aren’t that close

This dude is getting cheated on so hard

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc
haha gross TIL humans get hairballs

elise the great posted:

I don't even remember which post it was about, "NECROTIC BUTTSLOUGH" is more of a life theme than a single tale for me :(

But I could dig through my post history in the healthcare goon thread if necessary, it will just be a slow process and I will be crippled with cringe halfway through and wander away to stress eat

I've lurked that thread a ton already, just always wondered if there was a specific story. Thanks!

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

WoodrowSkillson posted:

My (25M) girlfriend (24F) wants to go on a 9 day hiking and camping trip with some guys (24M, 24M, 27M) who I’m not all that comfortable with her being alone with. We’ve been disagreeing about it and I’m at a loss as to what else I can say or do. Help? Together 4 years.


This dude is getting cheated on so hard

I think I've read that camping gangbang story in r/gonewildstories already. Average-to-good writing if a little trite at times, female POV made it more interesting, the theme of cheating (or non-con-cucking as it is now known) is definitely passé these days. I give it 2 out of 5 shameful jerks.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

WoodrowSkillson posted:

My (25M) girlfriend (24F) wants to go on a 9 day hiking and camping trip with some guys (24M, 24M, 27M) who I’m not all that comfortable with her being alone with. We’ve been disagreeing about it and I’m at a loss as to what else I can say or do. Help? Together 4 years.


This dude is getting cheated on so hard

Lol moron

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


WUY ARE THEY WHIPPING THEIR TITS OUT IF THEY DONT WANT ME TO FILM THEM???? IM JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEM AND TEACH THEM NOT EVERY MAN IS AS HONORABLE AS I

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
so I skipped 3000 posts. Did I miss any good meltdowns?

Gf makes out with people when she is drunk. What should I do?

quote:

My gf for 5 months is perfect in almost every way except for when we drink. Last night we went out and met up with some acquaintances from the Uni. As soon as she stole her 3rd drink, she started making out with 3-5 guys at the bar from the uni. Then she grabbed their crotches and started dancing. I saw that poo poo happen right in front of me. I couldn't leave her alone with them but I didn't even want to be there.
So when I wrapped up my tab, I was already carrying her as she stole everyone else's drinks. We took a train back to where I parked my car but during the train ride, she started getting aggressive so as we exited our stop; she wouldn't even let me carry her. When i would try to help her walk she would punch my stomach, balls, etc. So it was a long long long walk to the car.

As we get to the car, she starts talking (while sobering up) about one of the guys in the bar that we both knew. How she wanted him as his carebear and that she would prefer him rather than me to sleep with at night. Dude lives in Barrie, we are in Toronto.

As we were going home, she told me to drop her off her sorority's sisters house. She exploded when I said no so I did it. I entrusted her to someone I knew and that was it.

After all that I drove to our apartment and packed all my things in a box and moved it into my parents garage/house while the sun was coming out.

I know she is going to say she doesn't remember. So what do I do now?
We are both 21.

EDIT: I should say that she always forgets what she did when she was drunk. I dont believe it.

EDIT 2: This is not the first time shes done this. She would kiss random strangers at the bar but more like an innocent kiss. I thought she would have stopped but... But it is the first time she went too far.

EDIT 3: She sent a text asking what happened last night. Going ignore her. I dont want to give her closure. gently caress the bitch Im going to the mall.

Thanks Reddit. You made today go by easier.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Bonzo posted:

so I skipped 3000 posts. Did I miss any good meltdowns?

Gf makes out with people when she is drunk. What should I do?

Those alkie stories are always something else, man.

My [30F] husband [30M] has told [6M] that my friend [29F] is not his real mom. Non-Romantic

quote:

submitted 8 hours ago by Husband2016

My friend had asked me to watch her son for the day. He was not feeling well, and she really had to go to work. She work as sort of a talent scout. What she does is people come to Audition for roles in a television program, and she oversee's what happens.

My friend is latina/Hispanic whichever one it is. Her son is white and he is adopted. He comes from a friend of ours who changed her mind last minute. My friend can't have children, and she really wanted to be a mom. She is a wonderful mother. gently caress with the kid and may god have mercy on you. Her son is white. My stupid husband blurted to the kid that he's adopted.

Now before you say anything like he was annoyed that the kid was here again. This is his first time at my place. I always go to visit him, and my husband said it was OK if he stayed the day. He blurted this out because he tripped over a toy. He was trying to apologise and said he was joking. The kid was having none of it. I had to call my friend. She came and got him after giving my husband a piece of her mind. He was trying to apologise but she told to gently caress off.

2 questions. How do I repair relationship with friend? And what do I do about my husband?

tl;dr: How do I repair relationship with friend? And what do I do about my husband?

Top comment is this thread's spirit animal:

quote:

ShelfLifeInc [score hidden] 5 hours ago
No one trips over a toy and blurts out, "You're adopted!"
"Oh gently caress!" or "Jesus Christ!", sure. But not "She's not your real mom!"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bonzo posted:

so I skipped 3000 posts. Did I miss any good meltdowns?

Gf makes out with people when she is drunk. What should I do?

My chav bae

Barudak
May 7, 2007


This is the sort of person The Super Wizard Stardust would be appropriate to sic on.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




elise the great posted:


Also if you leave a $30k watch out on the dresser with a known thief in the house, you are DEFINITION asking for it, this is a biotruth

Look at how that watch was expensive, it was just asking to be stolen.

Better scenario, it was left out as a honey pot to get rid of a terrible sister.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
In other "kinky people are fundamentally broken" news:

Me [30 M] with my [32 F] wife for 9 years, i want to take my wife on a vacation for 2 weeks and i want her to stop showing off to people for that duration but i don't know how to talk to her about it Relationships

quote:

submitted 3 hours ago by canukys

I've known my wife for a long time, we met in high school and i totally fell in love with her after talking to her a few times, i knew since we started dating that she likes to flash people her tits or sometimes her panties, she did sometimes when we went to a restaurant or even when we're out walking and stuff like that, she just has fun doing it and i don't mind that because i like how daring and confident she is to do it, i know that some people don't like but i know that not everyone agrees with our mind set.

Anyway, last week, i started thinking about surprising her by taking just the two of us away from swinging (yes we swing, we just started doing it two months ago on recommendation from one of our friends) but i want her to stop flashing people at that period, i don't know exactly how to say it but i just want to show her how much i f**king love her and how much she means to me but i'm afraid that she might think that i don't like it when she flashes people which is totally wrong, i'm okay with what she does.

I know that she has fun doing it and for it's fun watching her do it so i don't mind, i know that some people might not understand what i'm feeling right now but i just can't explain it exactly, i can't find the words.

tl;dr: thinking about taking my wife for a 2 week vacation but i want her to stop flashing people her boobs and panties while we're there and i don't know how to talk to her about it

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I'm really torn there because gently caress anyone who owns a 30k watch but I have way too many lovely relatives who will just take anything that's not nailed down to not completely loathe that guy's sister

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Bubblyblubber posted:

In other "kinky people are fundamentally broken" news:

Me [30 M] with my [32 F] wife for 9 years, i want to take my wife on a vacation for 2 weeks and i want her to stop showing off to people for that duration but i don't know how to talk to her about it Relationships

In 20 years these will be the people who in a single tug of cloth ruin a vacation for hundreds of families.

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Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Bubblyblubber posted:

In other "kinky people are fundamentally broken" news:

Me [30 M] with my [32 F] wife for 9 years, i want to take my wife on a vacation for 2 weeks and i want her to stop showing off to people for that duration but i don't know how to talk to her about it Relationships

If this is compulsive behavior idk if it counts as a kink or more like Tourette's

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