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cnut
May 3, 2016



:page920snypa:

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

snergle posted:

california forgave my dads child support debt when he got ssa and payed 25$ for the rest of his life ( 5yrs). I always hear "horror" stories about cali child support but all of my experince w/ it is the opposite.
That they go too easy on the father/don't help the custodial parent, or that they're reasonable?

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The Senate just hit Flynn with a subpoena.

"Very important to note that they made this request in a letter previously, and Flynn refused, so now they have subpoena'd him so he must comply or he's committing a crime by ignoring a Congressional subpoena."
HA HA HA

Oh boy

we're doomed I guess

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

trickybiscuits posted:

That they go too easy on the father/don't help the custodial parent, or that they're reasonable?

That they gently caress the father no matter what is what I meant by horror story. My experience was that they are reasonable. My father payed $4800 total of child support in his entire life and cali forgave his 80K debt.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Nah, it wasn't really a serious suggestion. Now, seeing Flynn turn up dead before the hearing, that's another thing.

Look if you willing bathe in thallium is it really poisoning? Don't listen to the fake news - donald trump 2017

snergle has a new favorite as of 03:30 on May 11, 2017

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Trivia posted:

He's back! (in pog form)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0hmXFRhWc

"Professional"

Huh, actually good for him. It's just dumb enough that it might stand for a while, and it's an 'official' achievement he can now point to for... reasons. At least he's not still wandering around LA showing off celebrity murder sites.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Takes No Damage posted:

Huh, actually good for him. It's just dumb enough that it might stand for a while, and it's an 'official' achievement he can now point to for... reasons. At least he's not still wandering around LA showing off celebrity murder sites.

I enjoy these much more than his eating random poo poo and hurting himself. At least it's food now.

Leave the really stupid stuff for shoenice

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Truck got thirsty

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

snergle posted:

california forgave my dads child support debt when he got ssa and payed 25$ for the rest of his life ( 5yrs). I always hear "horror" stories about cali child support but all of my experince w/ it is the opposite.

Those stories you heard involve two specific dudes in two different cases about 10-15 years ago. In one case, CPS let the woman literally pick a name out of the phone book when the kid was born, and in the other case, there was never any kid at all, CPS knew, and actively worked to conceal it (the father had had a vasectomy and the mother a tubal ligature).

In the former case, after the courts ruled in the guy's favor, they tried to have the decision depublished so it couldn't be used as a precedent for other guys that were not the fauther in similar situations (why :gonk:) but the court system told them to get hosed.

In the latter case, the "mother" is in jail for income tax fraud relating to the nonexistent child and the guy won a seven figure settlement against the DNA testing firm that helped her out. I believe his lawsuit against another DNA testing firm is still in progress.

The main thread tying these two things together is that CPS doesn't give two shits if they gently caress something up. Fortunately, they don't do so very often.

I remembered these because they're two of the more unusual legal cases I've heard about.

ugh its Troika has a new favorite as of 05:31 on May 11, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Try out's for next year's mom begins this June. Good luck Fresh/Soph's!!!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Love this one for the end, "stupid like his father". Like, what does that say about you that you married and hosed the dude to have his kid? Double schad

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Love this one for the end, "stupid like his father". Like, what does that say about you that you married and hosed the dude to have his kid? Double schad

Eh, the schad is in the wimpering. No matter how many men made hima child he still would ahve ben a sissy child. Sissy chld makes wors on us all. Shcad on us.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Eh, the schad is in the wimpering. No matter how many men made hima child he still would ahve ben a sissy child. Sissy chld makes wors on us all. Shcad on us.

It might be time to lay down for the night or call 911, depending on the context.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
[crying in Russian]

[crying in Russian intensifies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXaAP75B0k

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

[crying in Russian]

[crying in Russian intensifies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXaAP75B0k

I raise you minecraft + kid with anger issues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYB4v8uThXc

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Tarantula posted:

I raise you minecraft + kid with anger issues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYB4v8uThXc

Jesus, wheres mom with a timeout!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


i spent way too long trying to figure out what would rip a hole that size in a shirt

i'm not proud of this

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


https://www.buzzfeed.com/talalansari/guy-yells-muslim-slurs-at-a-vacationing-family

Last week a Muslim family vacationing in Texas were harassed by a racist Trump supporter. Here's the video of the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnPyq3afvGY

The police eventually showed up and arrested the rear end in a top hat for public intoxication.



But it gets even better! Turns out this asshat is currently serving parole for felony battery upon an elderly person stemming from a domestic violence incident in Florida last year. He's absolutely hosed!
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffenders/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=427042979

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Petit Gregory posted:

But it gets even better! Turns out this asshat is currently serving parole for felony battery upon an elderly person stemming from a domestic violence incident in Florida last year. He's absolutely hosed!
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffenders/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=427042979

Nice shirt/tan/criminal record combo.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The Senate just hit Flynn with a subpoena.

"Very important to note that they made this request in a letter previously, and Flynn refused, so now they have subpoena'd him so he must comply or he's committing a crime by ignoring a Congressional subpoena."

Who wants the over or under on whether or not he flees the country?

Bringing it full circle

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/847766558520856578

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
It's almost like Trump doesn't understand what immunity is

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

ElGroucho posted:

It's almost like Trump doesn't understand what immunity is

He has seen Lethal Weapon 2, don't belittle him.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

ElGroucho posted:

It's almost like Trump doesn't understand what immunity is

I think he doesn't know what you do to get immunity.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

surebet posted:

i spent way too long trying to figure out what would rip a hole that size in a shirt

i'm not proud of this

Same on both counts.

Got to be photo shopped or else there is some mad static electricity going on there.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

PostNouveau posted:

I think he doesn't know what you do to get immunity.

Of course he knows what you do to get immunity. You find the idol hidden somewhere on the island.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Petit Gregory posted:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/talalansari/guy-yells-muslim-slurs-at-a-vacationing-family

Last week a Muslim family vacationing in Texas were harassed by a racist Trump supporter. Here's the video of the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnPyq3afvGY

The police eventually showed up and arrested the rear end in a top hat for public intoxication.



But it gets even better! Turns out this asshat is currently serving parole for felony battery upon an elderly person stemming from a domestic violence incident in Florida last year. He's absolutely hosed!
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffenders/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=427042979

I agree he certainly is a mug.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

ElGroucho posted:

It's almost like Trump doesn't understand what [insert anything to do with politics] is

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




DancingShade posted:

Same on both counts.

Got to be photo shopped or else there is some mad static electricity going on there.

Nah it's not static, that looks like a fleece style top which will stick to lacy things pretty readily, like fuzzy felt.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
http://i.imgur.com/DswghqL.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Scenario: you're texting while driving and you nearly run over a cyclist. He yells at you, you flip him off, he kicks your side mirror.

Do you:
A) Flip him off even harder
B) Call the police
C) Record it all for youtube
D) Chase after him and ram him so hard that he flies into a tree

.
.
.
.
Well since I posted it in this thread you know what the answer is going to be
http://i.imgur.com/gr2YkRG.gifv

The cyclist ended up with broken bones, internal bleeding and a lacerated liver. The driver just got handed a three year jail sentence even though she's six months pregnant, with the judge pointing out during sentencing that she obviously got pregnant on purpose to try and avoid jail but that poo poo don't fly with him.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Someone post that "where the gently caress is your chin" panel from Preacher.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Scenario: you're texting while driving and you nearly run over a cyclist. He yells at you, you flip him off, he kicks your side mirror.

Do you:
A) Flip him off even harder
B) Call the police
C) Record it all for youtube
D) Chase after him and ram him so hard that he flies into a tree

.
.
.
.
Well since I posted it in this thread you know what the answer is going to be
http://i.imgur.com/gr2YkRG.gifv

The cyclist ended up with broken bones, internal bleeding and a lacerated liver. The driver just got handed a three year jail sentence even though she's six months pregnant, with the judge pointing out during sentencing that she obviously got pregnant on purpose to try and avoid jail but that poo poo don't fly with him.

Justice won't be fully served unless she or whatever consists of her affairs are rendered down to cover the victim's medical fees and lost wages.

Rest of it is good though.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
http://i.imgur.com/HMLtXZf.gifv

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Is something supposed to be going wrong? This looks like it's going right.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

DancingShade posted:

Justice won't be fully served unless she or whatever consists of her affairs are rendered down to cover the victim's medical fees and lost wages.

Rest of it is good though.

Medical fees and lost wages? Thats in London, so he should be alright.

Still, thats horrendous. Im recovering at home from a bike crash at the moment, must be so much worse if it was intentional like that. What a horrendous woman.

Edit: oh just seen that he was freelance, so yeah she should be chased for how much he is out after that. Christ.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

chitoryu12 posted:

Is something supposed to be going wrong? This looks like it's going right.

Yeah it worked exactly how it's supposed to. It's a lot easier to see the spikes in the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VafH1yN4FsY

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

chitoryu12 posted:

Is something supposed to be going wrong? This looks like it's going right.

It all went wrong for drunk driver I guess.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

"Stupid officer," said the spike strip, "You knew I was a spike strip when you released me."

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I like that the guy figures out what's going on and tries to get off of the road, but the spikes are thrown well enough that it still covers it.

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