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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

shovelbum posted:

is it not ok to have extra ice cream if youre the prez? I would probably

its ok if you can actually function as potus in other respects but tromp cannot

ed

b a l l s

# ? May 11, 2017 13:56

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:52

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

MadJackal posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/862651040520392704

Remember when bill clinton did this or are we supposed to forget lol

# ? May 11, 2017 13:56

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

the white house has a full time pastry chef on staff and if you're not taking advantage of that you're a fool

# ? May 11, 2017 13:57

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

WH kitchen staff is doing Gods work trying to kill off the piss pig.

# ? May 11, 2017 13:57

Xenaba: Feb 18, 2003; Pillbug

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

That entire Time article is worth reading every word.

Which article?

# ? May 11, 2017 13:58

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

MadJackal posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/862651040520392704

has to b Christie with that quote

# ? May 11, 2017 13:58

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

D1E posted:

LOL Diet Coke.

Trump is like a caricature of his base: a wrestlemania-watching ignorant racist bootlicking moron who swills diet soda by the gallon.

Except that's really exactly who he is.

He's a mirror of America

# ? May 11, 2017 13:58

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

jBrereton posted:

Remember when bill clinton did this or are we supposed to forget lol

william jeff followed procedure when he did it so the entire federal government wasnt left shocked and reeling - i was alive then and can recall no comparisons to archie cox

# ? May 11, 2017 13:58

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Agrajag posted:

gorilla mindset

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/862389285982306304

my country!
Trump!
*jerks off*

# ? May 11, 2017 13:59

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

a.lo posted:

my country!
Trump!
*jerks off*

*furiously pounds chest*

# ? May 11, 2017 14:00

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Joementum posted:

I find the job very natural for me. I find�it�s a very big job obviously, there�s no job big like this. No job is important like this. But I think some of the�I just think it�s something that works for me, it feels very natural to me.
And all I said, the job, it is, it�s a difficult job but it�s a job that I find to be�I love doing it. I love helping people. Mike [Pence] is doing a fantastic job. He fits it so well. I mean we have a great team, he and I guess, they say we�re somewhat opposite and that works to be a very good combination.

But in a short period of time I understood everything there was to know about health care. And we did the right negotiating, and actually it�s a very interesting subject.

http://time.com/4775040/donald-trump-time-interview-being-president/

he has no idea what he's doing

# ? May 11, 2017 14:00

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Elephanthead posted:

WH kitchen staff is doing Gods work trying to kill off the piss pig.

I can imagine a guy in the kitchen slipping in an extra paddy of butter into his breakfast, swapping out diet coke with regular, sugar instead of spelnda. Knowing quietly that each extra calorie brings him closer to his inevitable heart attack.

# ? May 11, 2017 14:02

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

gorilla mindset

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/862389285982306304

i like to imagine he was yelling at a dude trying to take a dump

"nobody can stop this dump, nobody"

# ? May 11, 2017 14:02

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

jBrereton posted:

Remember when bill clinton did this or are we supposed to forget lol

Sessions was dead to rights on ethics violations as it was, and Clinton had spent quite a bit of time trying to get him to resign with some remaining tattered shreds of dignity but he just kept refusing, also this:

Crusader posted:

william jeff followed procedure when he did it so the entire federal government wasnt left shocked and reeling - i was alive then and can recall no comparisons to archie cox

# ? May 11, 2017 14:02

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Joementum posted:

in which the president presents a reporter fromThe Economist with an Econ 101 pop quiz

https://twitter.com/tom_nuttall/status/862598241333989376

"have you heard about gravity before? i came up with it yesterday, amazing force"

# ? May 11, 2017 14:03

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

And a big baby who wants his two scoops of ice cream with his cake

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/862643360699428865

pence likes fruits ??

Augus posted:

there isn't gonna be a 2018 election lol

lol

# ? May 11, 2017 14:03

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

"have you heard about gravity before? i came up with it yesterday, amazing force"

ive only heard of the downforce

# ? May 11, 2017 14:04

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

The Nastier Nate posted:

I can imagine a guy in the kitchen slipping in an extra paddy of butter into his breakfast, swapping out diet coke with regular, sugar instead of spelnda. Knowing quietly that each extra calorie brings him closer to his inevitable heart attack.

"A single wafer-thin mint, Mr. President?"

# ? May 11, 2017 14:05

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

MadJackal posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/862651040520392704

Thread title.

# ? May 11, 2017 14:06

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Thread title.

Seconded.

# ? May 11, 2017 14:07

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

When's that Holt interview?

# ? May 11, 2017 14:07

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Here's one of those stories that's going to put the Onion out of business:

White cop sues city, chief for racism: Ancestry.com says he's part black

quote:

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - A Hastings police sergeant says he has been subjected to racial taunts within the department after he took a genetic test through Ancestry.com that showed he was 18 percent black.

Sgt. Cleon Brown said the police chief called him, "Kunte," a character in Alex Haley's novel, "Roots: The Saga of an American Family," while officers whispered, "Black Lives Matter" and pumped fists as they walked past.

The mayor, who retired in January, told racial jokes, he said.

At Christmas, the department hung stockings with names of the officers on a Christmas tree. A black Santa Claus figurine - with "18%" written on its white beard - was put in Brown's stocking.

Brown filed a federal lawsuit alleging state and federal civil-rights violations and violation of the state's Whistleblowers' Protection Act. He claims intentional infliction of emotional distress.

He has sued the city of Hastings, police Chief Jeff Pratt, City Manager Jeff Mansfield, Deputy Chief Dale Boulter and Sgt. Kris Miller.

The city says Brown is to blame.

Mansfield released a statement by the city in response to Brown's claim of discrimination.

The city contends that the police chief ordered racial comments to cease, and said Brown started "the joking and banter."

"Sgt. Brown, in a very joking and jovial manner, informed several of his fellow officers that he had recently taken a DNA test through Ancestry.com and the results showed that he was 18% African American."

The city said Ancestry.com's website didn't include "African American" as a possible test result.

"Ancestry.com's website also states that the test results do not definitively reveal where a person's ancestors actually originated; only that there are shared characteristics in genes, which might or might not indicate a person's ancestors are actually from that geographic area," the city said.

The city said the topic would be forgotten before Brown would bring it up again. It would result in "mutual bantering" with officers about their heritage, the city said. Brown engaged in "typical racial stereotypes," the city said.

"After a month or so of Brown originally bringing it up, even that ended," the city said.

During the Christmas season, the black Santa was put in Brown's stocking. It was removed and an officer shared concerns with the chief. Brown told the chief he was not upset, and the chief, Pratt, told him to be proud of his African heritage, the city said.

Pratt then told officers there would be no further joking about Brown's heritage. Pratt was concerned that Brown was initiating racial comments.

"The officer who placed the Santa in Brown's stocking then went to Brown to apologize ... since he heard that Brown was upset ... . Sgt. Brown emphatically denied that he ever complained about it or that he was upset or offended by it and he even seemed confused that the issue was being raised," the city said.

The city said that it's uncertain that Brown is part of a protected class under civil-rights laws, even assuming that the Ancestry.com test results are valid. Racial discrimination laws are "not designed to protect those who can demonstrate some trace amount of a particular race or geographic origin ... ," the city said.

Brown served seven years in the U.S. Army and was 30-percent combat disabled.

He was hired by Hastings in 1998. He was a "decorated" police sergeant and earned two life-saving awards, the lawsuit said.

His troubles at the department began last fall after he told colleagues about results of genetic test that took him by surprise, his lawsuit said.

He said Pratt called him "Kunte" in front of other officers.

Brown said he responded: "I cannot believe you just called me that!" Others laughed, he said.

Others started whispering, "Black Lives Matter," he said.

Former Mayor Frank Campbell told him, "Oh, you'll be alright," the lawsuit said.
Eight days later, Campbell saw Brown and another officer leaving the police station.

"Mayor Campbell saw (Brown), smiled, and said: 'Hey, I got a joke for you guys,' and proceeded to tell a racist joke using the word, 'Negroid,' at least two or three times," the lawsuit said.

On Jan. 4, Brown filed a discrimination complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Soon, the defendants were aware of the complaint.

Brown's attorney, Karie Boylan, contends that the chief and deputy chief then "conducted highly coercive, offensive, intimidating employee interviews asking only leading questions."

She said the defendants "unfriended" Brown on Facebook, and would not allow him to play in annual charity basketball games.

She said the city manager ignored him while the police chief either ignored him or was "curt." Pratt also asked Brown to return to patrol officer, rather than sergeant, the lawsuit said.

"Based on the openly hostile, retaliatory behaviors displayed by the Defendants (the City Manager, Police Chief, the Deputy Chief, one of four sergeants, and one of seven Officers), and tacit approval of Defendant's conduct by many other Hastings officers, it is more likely than not, Plaintiff will not have adequate back up in the event of an emergency," Boylan wrote.

While the city says it responded immediately and appropriately, Boylan said no investigations have taken place.

"Not surprising in light of the fact that the Mayor, City Manager, Chief of Police, Deputy Chief and one of the four Sergeants are the primary instigators of the discrimination, harassment and/or retaliation."

She said the stress has affected his health, and he may not be medically able to continue working.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2017/05/white_cop_accuses_others_of_ra.html

They wouldn't let him play in any police office games

# ? May 11, 2017 14:07

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Harlock posted:

I’ll say anybody ever see the Oval Office? Nobody’s ever said they’ve seen the Oval Office. President Obama was different. He didn’t, not a lot of people invited in. Me, I invite people in. ... And it means something, the Oval Office. It means something to them. I’m telling you I’ve had big people, some of the biggest business people, you’ve seen it. They go in they’re like, they can’t believe it. And I’ve seen them cry. It’s weird.

not a lot of people (from trump's social circle) allowed in

# ? May 11, 2017 14:08

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Pollyanna posted:

When's that Holt interview?

Today, oh Jesus

# ? May 11, 2017 14:08

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

this is all real by the way. this is something the president said to a reporter

# ? May 11, 2017 14:08

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

we all from Africa

# ? May 11, 2017 14:09

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

this is all real by the way. this is something the president said to a reporter

the digital

# ? May 11, 2017 14:09

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Joementum posted:

this is all real by the way. this is something the president said to a reporter

what the gently caress

# ? May 11, 2017 14:09

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

i am a son of Africa

# ? May 11, 2017 14:09

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Sir Tonk posted:

"have you heard about gravity before? i came up with it yesterday, amazing force"

"Also discovered this thing I'm going to call object permanence, it's great, you're going to love it."

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/862641577369501696

can we get a reporter to ask him what nafta stands for?

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

"You going to goddamned steam"

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

Serf: May 5, 2011

euphronius posted:

we all from Africa

never forget dick dorkins wearing a shirt that read "we are all africans"

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

trump is a completely loving stupid ignorant racist with dementia

what is new

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Morning folks!

Trump will get away with firing comey because the republicans control everything and are hardcore fascist ideologues who don't give two flying fucks about what you think or about killing 24 million people because they know America is a deeply complacent country that will never physically harm them so they can keep chugging along in their gerrymandered districts and completely shred what people thought were laws but turned out to be hollow traditions and the democrats who by the way have the exact same sources of funding as the republicans and are essentially paid to lose won't allow itself to change in time to do any real damage or attract any voters because at the end of the day the GOP is well fortified in a wall of scared fat whites who spite their neighbors while jerking off to the Bible and scream COMMUNISM when you try to give them medicine. Now we're gonna see the FBI tranform into the Keebler Elf Confederate Gilead force and really there's nothing you can goddamn do about it.

Have a nice day!

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Harlock posted:

I’ll say anybody ever see the Oval Office? Nobody’s ever said they’ve seen the Oval Office. President Obama was different. He didn’t, not a lot of people invited in. Me, I invite people in. ... And it means something, the Oval Office. It means something to them. I’m telling you I’ve had big people, some of the biggest business people, you’ve seen it. They go in they’re like, they can’t believe it. And I’ve seen them cry. It’s weird.

I can well believe that the sight of Trump in the Oval Office would move people to tears.

# ? May 11, 2017 14:10

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

who is dick dorkins

# ? May 11, 2017 14:11

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Al-Saqr posted:

Morning folks!

Have a nice day!

# ? May 11, 2017 14:11

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

President demented so what

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

Morning folks!

Trump will get away with firing comey because the republicans control everything and are hardcore fascist ideologues who don't give two flying fucks about what you think or about killing 24 million people because they know America is a deeply complacent country that will never physically harm them so they can keep chugging along in their gerrymandered districts and completely shred what people thought were laws but turned out to be hollow traditions and the democrats who by the way have the exact same sources of funding as the republicans and are essentially paid to lose won't allow itself to change in time to do any real damage or attract any voters because at the end of the day the GOP is well fortified in a wall of scared fat whites who spite their neighbors while jerking off to the Bible and scream COMMUNISM when you try to give them medicine. Now we're gonna see the FBI tranform into the Keebler Elf Confederate Gilead force and really there's nothing you can goddamn do about it.

Have a nice day!

you didn't say "reminder "

# ? May 11, 2017 14:11

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