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divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
Categories :

The Reality of Race
Diversity
The Negro Question, Crime & Race
The Woman Question
Islam
Slavery
Immigration
Globalization
White Privilege ?
White Genocide


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The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

divabot posted:

Categories :

The Reality of Race
Diversity
The Negro Question, Crime & Race
The Woman Question
Islam
Slavery
Immigration
Globalization
White Privilege ?
White Genocide


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He knows where the big money is

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!


http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pascal39s-other-wager

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
What is the deal with Scott Alexander lately? It is wall to wall Freddie deBoer, Amber Frost, and Current Affairs. He's gone from flirting with Ignatius Reilly to french kissing Madame Defarge.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Dmitri-9 posted:

What is the deal with Scott Alexander lately? It is wall to wall Freddie deBoer, Amber Frost, and Current Affairs. He's gone from flirting with Ignatius Reilly to french kissing Madame Defarge.

Starts with "T" and ends with "rump" presumably

That said it's still vaguely worrying that he works in psychiatry https://slatestarscratchpad.tumblr.com/post/160215100256/slatestarscratchpad-public-service-announcement

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Quietuus on /r/sneerclub: "At first you think it's about crime genes, but then in a twist it turns out the crime gene is being black."

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

The Vosgian Beast posted:

I don't know why Rev is so down on Christianity. He certainly has adopted the contemporary American Christian persecution complex as his own.

A bit late, but I might be able to answer this. He's supposedly in the Church of the Subgenius, which used to be a funny fake joke religion / performance art project, but has since become yet another bitter nerd internet club. I used to be an active member until a couple years ago when I quit along with several others when we got tired of old rape jokes, stupid group drama, and the general shittiness of many of "the flock".

Subgeniuses love to put themselves on a pedestal over other "rival cults", and over humanity in general.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
CotSG is a real fake religion? Something one can be active in? I thought it was like Discordianism.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

CotSG is a real fake religion? Something one can be active in? I thought it was like Discordianism.

It's basically the church of the flying spaghetti monster, you can "be active" in it but the prerequisite is that you're a horrible insufferable jackass

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



If there's a joke, and it's funny, and it sticks around long enough, someone somewhere will ruin it by taking it way too loving seriously.

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull
ivan stang always was flirting with horrible insufferable jackassery so it's not like organized subgenius culture had far to go

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

I feel like putting all your sources in an easy-to-access blog defeats the point of quote mining. Not everyone is going to stop reading after the clickbaity headline and first paragraph

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

http://alt-rightfactbase.blogspot.com/p/slavery-in-1830-there-were-3775-free.html?m=0

quote:

Whites are not wealthy because of Colonialism:

http://therightstuff.biz/2016/01/10/wealth-of-colonizers-or-lack-thereof/


Colonialism did not make Africa poor:

http://therightstuff.biz/2015/08/20/colonization-did-not-make-africa-poor/



Black slaves had it better, materially speaking, than the majority of the worlds population including the European population.

http://thealternativehypothesis.org/index.php/2016/04/15/slavery-in-the-united-states/






When the Muslims enslaved us Whites, the women and little
boys were used exclusively as sex toys, while the men were
promptly worked to death. Conversely, we treated blacks so
well, they were universally sad when slavery ended.


During the depression, some folks got the idea to go down to the South and record the narrative of the last living slaves, and George P. Rawick compiled these narratives into a 19-volume collection called The American Slave: A Composite Autobiography.
These are excerpted from that work.

Patsy Mitchner, age 84 when interviewed on July 2, 1937: posted:


Before two years had passed after the surrender, there was two out of every three slaves who wished they was back with their marsters. The marsters’ kindness to the friend of the family after the war is the cause of the friend of the family having things today. There was a lot of love between marster and slave, and there is few of us that don’t love the white folks today.
[…]
Slavery was better for us than things is now, in some cases. Niggers then didn’t have no responsibility; just work, obey, and eat.



i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

BornAPoorBlkChild has a new favorite as of 01:42 on May 11, 2017

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

ate all the Oreos posted:

It's basically the church of the flying spaghetti monster, you can "be active" in it but the prerequisite is that you're a horrible insufferable jackass

that, and paying $35 USD for the privilege.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
The cool thing about "universally sad" is that you literally have to find exactly one counter example to prove it wrong

Such as this one I found after three minutes of googling

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Race Realists posted:

i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

Look look i found this quote by some guy named Uncle Tom and that proves that slavery was actually good!

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

ate all the Oreos posted:

Look look i found this quote by some guy named Uncle Tom and that proves that slavery was actually good!

its as if the concept of Stockholm syndrome is completely lost on these people


and do they really believe slave rape didnt happen? why the gently caress do they think there's so many light-skinned black people?

The Sin of Onan
Oct 11, 2012

And below,
watched by eyes of steel
we dreamt

alt right "fact" base posted:

When the Muslims enslaved us Whites, the women and little
boys were used exclusively as sex toys,

Caliph Abd al-Malik posted:

He who wishes to take a slave-girl for pleasure, let him take a Berber; he who wishes to take one as a domestic servant, let him take a Roman; and he who wishes to take one to produce a child, let him take a Persian.

alt right "fact" base posted:

while the men were
promptly worked to death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saqaliba
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissaries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamluk (not all of whom were what we'd consider "white" nowadays, but a great many were)

So no; European women were more likely to end up household servants than concubines, while men and boys were generally made into soldiers, who could achieve highly influential status in Islamic society, and some even came to rule whole countries. Not even close, on either count. Well done.

The Sin of Onan has a new favorite as of 09:12 on May 11, 2017

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

We don't make nearly enough fun of Nick Land (which probably has something to do with a vague unease about making fun of the mentally ill) but we really should.

https://twitter.com/Outsideness/status/862307541807620098

"Sticking with the crudest racial taxonomy, and Sailer's old 'The Color of Love' work, it's easy to draw up a miscegenation matrix ..."

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I feel like a this point he's sane, he's just an rear end in a top hat.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is aryan, octoroon, jew. Hey uh, you want a drink?

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Race Realists posted:

quote:

Patsy Mitchner, age 84 when interviewed on July 2, 1937: posted:

Before two years had passed after the surrender, there was two out of every three slaves who wished they was back with their marsters. The marsters’ kindness to the friend of the family after the war is the cause of the friend of the family having things today. There was a lot of love between marster and slave, and there is few of us that don’t love the white folks today.
[…]
Slavery was better for us than things is now, in some cases. Niggers then didn’t have no responsibility; just work, obey, and eat.


i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

Yeah, I actually made a personal hobby project out of reading through these slave narratives. One of the interesting things about them is how clearly the quality and tone varies based on who was doing the interviewing. See, they sent a bunch of young white people to interview elderly slaves in the South in the 1930s, and many of them didn't adequately explain the purpose of their questioning. Of course this was the peak time for "Lost Cause" revisionism and Confederate nostalgia, and a lot of white people wanted to think that the slave days weren't so bad. So often, the former slaves told them what they thought white people wanted to hear: that everything was fine in the old days, and master was kind, and we were well treated. But then you find the rare narrative from a black writer, or a white one who was simply better at doing interviews and gaining the trust of the interview subjects, and you see a lot of very, very grim stuff.

Here's a tiny sample:

quote:

G. W. Hawkins, Little Rock, Arkansas
"There were slave men kept that forced slave women to do what they wanted to do. And if the slave women didn't do it, the masters or the overseers whipped them till they did. The women were beat and made to go to them. They were big fine men, and the masters wanted the women to have children by them. And there were some white men, too, who forced the slave women to do what they wanted to. Some of them didn't want to stop when slavery stopped."

quote:

Mulberry, Florida October 8, 1936 SAM AND LOUISA EVERETT
On this plantation were more than 100 slaves who were mated indiscriminately and without any regard for family unions. If their master thought that a certain man and woman might have strong, healthy offspring, he forced them to have sexual relation, even though they were married to other slaves. If there seemed to be any slight reluctance on the part of either of the unfortunate ones "Big Jim" would make them consummate this relationship in his presence. He used the same procedure if he thought a certain couple was not producing children fast enough. He enjoyed these orgies very much and often entertained his friends in this manner; quite often he and his guests would engage in these debaucheries, choosing for themselves the prettiest of the young women. Sometimes they forced the unhappy husbands and lovers of their victims to look on.

quote:

MR. WILLIAM WARD
"One time they sent me on Ol' man Mack Williams' farm here in Jasper County, Georgia. That man would kill you sure. If that little branch on his plantation could talk it would tell many a tale 'bout folks bein' knocked in the head. I done seen Mack Williams kill folks and I done seen 'im have folks killed. One day he tol' me that if my wife had been good lookin', I never would sleep with her again 'cause he'd kill me and take her and raise childrens off'n her. They uster take women away from there husbands and put with some other man to breed jes' like they would do cattle. They always kept a man penned up and they used 'im like a stud hoss.
"When you didn't do right Ol' Mack Williams would shoot you or tie a chain 'roun your neck and throw you in the river. He'd get them other niggers to carry them to the river and if they didn't he'd shoot 'em down. Any time they didn't do whut he said he would shoot 'em down. He'd tell 'em to "Ketch that friend of the family", and they would do it. Then he would tell 'em to put the chain 'roun there neck and throw 'em in the river. I ain't heard this--I done seen it.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

pookel posted:

Yeah, I actually made a personal hobby project out of reading through these slave narratives. One of the interesting things about them is how clearly the quality and tone varies based on who was doing the interviewing. See, they sent a bunch of young white people to interview elderly slaves in the South in the 1930s, and many of them didn't adequately explain the purpose of their questioning. Of course this was the peak time for "Lost Cause" revisionism and Confederate nostalgia, and a lot of white people wanted to think that the slave days weren't so bad. So often, the former slaves told them what they thought white people wanted to hear: that everything was fine in the old days, and master was kind, and we were well treated. But then you find the rare narrative from a black writer, or a white one who was simply better at doing interviews and gaining the trust of the interview subjects, and you see a lot of very, very grim stuff.

Here's a tiny sample:

See also the experience of Moses Roper.

quote:

“A large farmer, Colonel McQuiller in Cashaw county, South Carolina, was in the habit of driving nails into a hogshead so as to leave the point of the nail just protruding in the inside of the cask; into this, he used to put his slaves for punishment, and roll them down a very long and steep hill. I have heard from several slaves, (though I had no means of ascertaining the truth of this statement,) that in this way he had killed six or seven of his slaves.”
What was that about black slaves having it materially better than most of the population?

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Out of all the narratives I read, and I read maybe half of them, I remember just one owner who sounded like a genuinely good person. IIRC, he repeatedly told his slaves that he didn't think it was right for people to own other people (I think he had inherited the farm with its slaves, and there was no simple legal way in his state to free them all), and he offered them educations and generally treated them like human beings with rights. When freedom came, he was celebrating with them, and all of them willingly stayed on as servants.

The rest of the "good" masters ... well, they may have been humane compared to the worst of them, but a prison where you get enough to eat and don't get raped or beaten to death is still a prison.

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



I mean, it was not uncommon for slaves to continue working for their former masters, but it was more a case of what the gently caress else are you going to do for work in the reconstruction south than any affection for them.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






pookel posted:

Yeah, I actually made a personal hobby project out of reading through these slave narratives. One of the interesting things about them is how clearly the quality and tone varies based on who was doing the interviewing. See, they sent a bunch of young white people to interview elderly slaves in the South in the 1930s, and many of them didn't adequately explain the purpose of their questioning. Of course this was the peak time for "Lost Cause" revisionism and Confederate nostalgia, and a lot of white people wanted to think that the slave days weren't so bad. So often, the former slaves told them what they thought white people wanted to hear: that everything was fine in the old days, and master was kind, and we were well treated. But then you find the rare narrative from a black writer, or a white one who was simply better at doing interviews and gaining the trust of the interview subjects, and you see a lot of very, very grim stuff.

Here's a tiny sample:

I've seen people make the observation before that white nationalists are basically terrified of having the same crimes that their ancestors inflicted on other races be committed on them. I think you've just uncovered why the obsession with cuckholding is so rampant amongst these guys.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Baby Babbeh posted:

I mean, it was not uncommon for slaves to continue working for their former masters, but it was more a case of what the gently caress else are you going to do for work in the reconstruction south than any affection for them.

https://twitter.com/Anawnnemus/status/862741287828676611

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Gorn Myson posted:

I've seen people make the observation before that white nationalists are basically terrified of having the same crimes that their ancestors inflicted on other races be committed on them. I think you've just uncovered why the obsession with cuckholding is so rampant amongst these guys.

I was just thinking exactly the same thing reading that.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Jippa posted:

I was just thinking exactly the same thing reading that.
I mean, historically, yeah, the white fear of black men's sexuality probably dates back to slavery, but on an immediate level, the alt-right's cuck obsession is more likely traced straight to porn.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The porn probably traces itself back to that though. A legacy with such great hits as the "white slavery" sub genre

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The porn probably traces itself back to that though. A legacy with such great hits as the "white slavery" sub genre
Thats pretty much my thought too.

In terms of everyday use though, I suggest that if anyone calls you a cuck, just immediately ask them why they're so obsessed with someone loving their wife, real or imaginary. Every time I've done this the response is either a defence or a clarification of what they actually meant, both of which are really fun to use to keep winding them up.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Im reading these accounts of slavery and I just want to say," thanks General Sherman for burning the south to the ground. "

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Hihohe posted:

Im reading these accounts of slavery and I just want to say," thanks General Sherman for burning the south to the ground. "

It's like how reading firsthand accounts of the concentration camps is a good corrective to the concept of tolerating Nazis.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
At least cucks have a wife and a friend. More than you can say about this lot.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


:holymoley:

RiotGearEpsilon
Jun 26, 2005
SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF
Man, they are really committing to the OK-hand thing.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
Ousted Oculus founder Palmer Luckey says he felt restrained at Facebook: 'I could not cosplay'

https://twitter.com/therealzef/status/862848714523774976

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/adrwtp/status/862397790823096322
https://twitter.com/AndrewSabisky/status/862400210735165442
https://twitter.com/celestialkhagan/status/862403517817946113
https://twitter.com/mr_bones_rises/status/862404115720044544

Edit: another terrible loving SSC post, now decrying people who mocked juicero and don't think that silicon valley is actually making the world a better place

http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/05/11/silicon-valley-a-reality-check/

Fututor Magnus has a new favorite as of 00:07 on May 13, 2017

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I want off mr bones wild ride

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I will support anybody taking the piss out of Quiet's dumb as hell outfit.

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