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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Dreaming of America and waking up wet. That's Cap for you!

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




IIRC his Spider sense once informed him to look for somebody's day planner to figure out where there were (Tick tock storyline maybe?)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Spider-Sense is future Peter Parker using his past self's nervous system to try to guide and warn him.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



He's really short Peter, look down.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Moleman: dwarf, womanizer, ninja

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
A leprechaun is bashing people's shins with his shillelagh and Spider-Man must stop him!

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Are they going to drag out the villain reveal until Sunday?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

notthegoatseguy posted:

Are they going to drag out the villain reveal until Sunday?

Nah, that would be rushing it. Gotta let tension like this breathe.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Cabbit posted:

Nah, that would be rushing it. Gotta let tension like this breathe.

Pete will follow Mole Man's trail of shin injury victims right into his diabolical trap!

That's gonna take at least two weeks.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I wonder if at this point a program could write Newspaper Spider-Man, considering how much historical data there is in all the years of this strip.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
I think a Neural Network AI program would go insane in the attempt.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 11, 2017

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Just wait for the huge reveal that it's actually Chameleon disguised as Mole Man and the dialogue was actually referring to Peter.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
NSM weaknesses: bricks, sticks, clergy?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Have they done a Thanos story yet? I can imagine at least one character grabbing a cosmic cube and just chucking it at another character's head.
And this being NSM, this will be the most effective use of it by far.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

SilverSupernova posted:

Have they done a Thanos story yet? I can imagine at least one character grabbing a cosmic cube and just chucking it at another character's head.
And this being NSM, this will be the most effective use of it by far.

Spider Super Stories already did it and covered pretty much the same ground.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

People getting thunked with sticks is a long running NSM tradition.

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Oh yeah, that guy.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Started looking through the archives more or less at random, and I just really appreciate how much incompetence/slapstick they crammed into five panels:





That was the dramatic climax of several months of storyline.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

joehonkie posted:

Spider Super Stories already did it and covered pretty much the same ground.

You can't just tell people that and not share it. Spidey Super Stories is a gift for us all.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

and thus ends the moleman arc

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


Well that resolved quickly.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

SilverSupernova posted:

Well that resolved quickly.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I'm glad that Google Chrome Incognito Mode got his wish

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I'm not going to lie, if Mole Man just vanishes after this strip it would be sort of perfect.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



there's no way that's happening but I'd love it if it did

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tomorrow is just Peter and MJ getting back to New York commenting on how smoothly their LA Trip went.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ImpAtom posted:

I'm not going to lie, if Mole Man just vanishes after this strip it would be sort of perfect.
My prediction now is Aunt May will be threatened by a villain and Spidey and Mole Man will team up.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Just six months of Mole Man graphically bangin' Aunt May

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Just six months of Mole Man graphically bangin' Aunt May

Her poor knees.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm still a big fan of the palm tree growing out of an interdimensional explosion in the background.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


EorayMel posted:

I'm still a big fan of the palm tree growing out of an interdimensional explosion in the background.

And the two people enjoying said spectacle.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Just six months of Mole Man graphically bangin' Aunt May

:yeah:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I just realized that Danny Devito would be a perfect choice to play Mole Man in a live action movie.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
It's going to be Moleman going after MJ's aunt instead because she doesn't have spelunker's lung.

But she's going to end up having legionnaires disease or something.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


PoptartsNinja posted:

I think a Neural Network AI program would go insane in the attempt.

Only one way to find out! Are these transcribed anywhere?

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Johnny Walker posted:

My prediction now is Aunt May will be threatened by a villain and Spidey and Mole Man will team up.

Mole Man will be threatened by a villain and Spidey and Aunt May team up

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Zeeman posted:

Mole Man will be threatened by a villain and Spidey and Aunt May team up

Spidey will be threatened by a villain and Mole Man and Aunt May will ignore him to have graphic sex for 6 months.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

SilverSupernova posted:

Spidey will be threatened by a villain and Mole Man and Aunt May will ignore him to have graphic sex for 6 months.

A villain will be threatened by graphic sex for six months and Mole Man and Aunt May will team up with Aunt Anna.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Spidey and Mole Man and Aunt May and Aunt Anna will have graphic sex for six months. Next season on Spidey Sense8!

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

head58 posted:

Spidey and Mole Man and Aunt May and Aunt Anna will have graphic sex for six months. Next season on Spidey Sense8!

MJ will spend the whole six months licking Mole Man's filthy Mole Hole.

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