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FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012


I'd say you were defeated long ago Darren

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Eh, would, if I were hungry and didn't want to leave the house. That doesn't actually sound terrible.

I will judge, however, for nothing but bell pepper on your Ritz nachos.

Useless Rabbit
Jan 27, 2009


This is the food equivalent of using all your takeout napkins when you run out of toilet paper.

RandomZero
Aug 22, 2010



Lemme guess: #wifeme #cookingforbae

amirite?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Ehh, would, but I'm profoundly depressed right now.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Does anyone have a link to the videos of that Brazilian hotdog disaster?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


RoboRodent posted:

I will judge, however, for nothing but bell pepper on your Ritz nachos.
Those are tomatoes. Not that that helps much.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Elysiume posted:

Does anyone have a link to the videos of that Brazilian hotdog disaster?

Which one?

Outdoor booth one:
https://youtu.be/APFKdYMEVNE

Indoor plastic bag one:
https://youtu.be/uJBBrRO_E4g

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



The cheese isn't even properly melted.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Tiggum posted:

The cheese isn't even properly melted.

http://i.imgur.com/ad0K0Q4.mp4

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

THAT IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

verymoldy posted:

THAT IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!

lies! There is never too much cheese

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Jesus H. Christ, I got postprandial hypotension just looking at that guddamn thing

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
gently caress yeah raclette

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

I'm not normally a huge cheese fan but jesus christ. :eyepop:

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Extremely would.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

that gif is super gross but also super awesome

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

it looks like saganaki

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


I feel like this should be breathing

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Cakefarts Carol posted:

that gif is super gross but also super awesome

Yeah the cheese looks extremely wet/greasy, but I wouldn't turn that down.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




BIG
WET
CHEESE

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Away all Goats posted:

Yeah the cheese looks extremely wet/greasy, but I wouldn't turn that down.

I wouldn't either, but I'd be rude to the chef and glob some of that cheese off before eating it

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Would if the cheese wasn't trying to crawl off the plate.


Food tastes best when served straight from a dumpster

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I love how the person "eating" it is paralysed in horror by the sight before them.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Whooping Crabs posted:

Would if the cheese wasn't trying to crawl off the plate.

Plate?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

OwlFancier posted:

I love how the person "eating" it is paralysed in horror by the sight before them.

Holding a fork like it's going to make even the slightest difference

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Hamburger now with Loose Cheese

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I take my adulation back now that I see it is dripping

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Gonna slide out your butt the same way it slid in your gullet- greasy and hissing.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
You're supposed to scrape the melty cheese directly off the block.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5U1crD18iM

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Snoo posted:

BIG
WET
CHEESE

Am not wet

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

y'all are dumb this looks delicious

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
Gimme that stanky, drippy cheese!

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Hypha posted:

Gimme that stanky, drippy cheese!

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Pomp posted:

y'all are dumb this looks delicious

Agreed. The dripping stuff is just grease from cooking, cheese is a fatty substance after all.

loving would.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Pomp posted:

y'all are dumb this looks delicious

:agreed:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Ramos posted:

Agreed. The dripping stuff is just grease from cooking, cheese is a fatty substance after all.

It's like these people have never eaten a pizza before and instead just argue about how you can make one/what counts as a pizza.










verymoldy
May 23, 2004

PLEASE FORGIVE ME ABOUT THE CHEESE. I WANT THE CHEESE BACK NOW.

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Feb 13, 2012

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