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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Away all Goats posted:

:yeah:

someone needs to invent a puppy bowl, but for basketball

I want toddlers to ride dogs in halftime races.

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dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
In d league games they don't do poo poo for halftime and it's awesome.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Fast Luck posted:

She probably knew she was slipping because she retired back in 2014 http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/10/1/6882671/the-red-panda-acrobat-is-retiring-injury
But now she came back and is making mistakes.

what i read somewhere is that the retirement was temporary and was to care for her dying dad

i also saw her nail it on a stadium feed a couple weeks ago so as far as im concerned Red Panda is Back

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

PremiumBlend posted:

The best halftime show I saw was 10 very small children, maybe 3rd graders, from the local area playing a 5 minute game of full court basketball with the regulation rims. The crowd cheered about as loud for the kids as they did for the pros, agonizing over every missed shot by both teams and absolutely erupted when one of the kids finally scored to make it 2-0, which ended up being the final score for the game.

The Celtics do this quite often during the season. Every now and then one of the kids is really good and just takes over Russell Westbrook style, it's pretty funny.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
Kawhi is out :(

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Maybe pops and d antoni should just shake hands and agree to combine what remains of their two teams together so they could have a chance versus the warriors

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

I'm shocked there was hints that he was even going to play. Dude couldn't get time in a crucial game 5 overtime. There's no reason to play on a short rest when you can just get an extra few days and win game 7 at home.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Bah!

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

it feels inevitable that the kawhiless spurs will gut out a win just to get massacred by golden state cause the warriors will never not be the luckiest in all possible things

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpstzHLOWH4

dokmo posted:

In d league games they don't do poo poo for halftime and it's awesome.

Simon Sez guy said he did a Siou Falls Skyforce halftime show though :colbert:

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Oh man I totally forgot about the doggie relay races they do at halftime, and the guy who does tricks with his chihuahua. There's so much good poo poo. Years of league pass have given me many, many hours of cheesy in-stadium entertainment. If you don't like the in-stadium feed then you don't have a soul, it's goddamn gold.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

drat

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Knew I should have gotten in on Rockets -5.5 earlier. It's moved to -8.5 since. Welp time for the Jonathon Simmons game

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/nba/status/862755444065841152

Happy anniversary to the night two of the realest dudes to ever play went off

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.

leftist heap posted:

Oh man I totally forgot about the doggie relay races they do at halftime, and the guy who does tricks with his chihuahua. There's so much good poo poo. Years of league pass have given me many, many hours of cheesy in-stadium entertainment. If you don't like the in-stadium feed then you don't have a soul, it's goddamn gold.

Do other cities besides Portland do the dog relay thing? Those dogs are local but I guess there's no reason other cities couldn't get their own dogs.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

https://twitter.com/nba/status/862755444065841152

Happy anniversary to the night two of the realest dudes to ever play went off

Toronto did Vince wrong man

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


AggressivelyStupid posted:

Toronto did Vince wrong man

Yea it all when down the toilet when they didn't hire Dr J

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

NickRoweFillea posted:

https://twitter.com/nba/status/862755444065841152

Happy anniversary to the night two of the realest dudes to ever play went off

That series was loving awesome and Carter and Iverson balled the gently caress out and had some great games. It was wild. And then everyone decided to murder Vince because he attended his college graduation on the morning of game 7 of the series and he didn't have a great game and they lost.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: you just know steve max does some kind of awful sex

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Maybe pops and d antoni should just shake hands and agree to combine what remains of their two teams together so they could have a chance versus the warriors
Im okay with this because we all know at the end of the day it'd be coached by Pop and named the Spurs ;)
Pringles should make a good offensive assistant

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Maybe pops and d antoni should just shake hands and agree to combine what remains of their two teams together so they could have a chance versus the warriors

Rome had two consuls and that always worked out pretty well, I'm okay with it

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

chunkles posted:

Rome had two consuls and that always worked out pretty well, I'm okay with it
who in the NBA was Crassus then? Pop needs to pour molten gold down somebody's throat


RING FOH KING

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/IAmDPick/status/862721931631611906

Dejan, tell me about the implications of a Bogdan/Milos backcourt for Sacramento

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Punkin Spunkin posted:

who in the NBA was Crassus then? Pop needs to pour molten gold down somebody's throat


RING FOH KING

"You aren't really rich unless you can afford your own army." - Joe Lacob

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/kobebryant/status/862828273645965312

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
feeling so blessed to live in this magical & wonderful world

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"




Jesus,of course.kobe stays up in the small hours,pen in is hand ,staring at the rain splash in the windows and thinks :"what would grrm do?"

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Considering how he watched Kill Bill and he took the Black Mamba stuff a little too much to heart, what happened in Colorado makes more sense now.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

The geek wars are over. We have won.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I can't believe James Harden and Mike D'Antoni choked in the playoffs

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.


Mods rename this thread to "Help"

yes I know

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I JUST changed my desktop dude.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Rockets missed their best playoff performers Josh Smith, Corey Brewer and Dwight Howard big time tonight

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Dexo posted:



Mods rename this thread to "Help"

yes I know

mods rename me to "HELP"

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Pictured: two men who didn't know when to just loving end it

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Spoeank posted:

Pictured: two men who didn't know when to just loving end it

sorta unfair when one of them actually finished when he said he would

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUh_InsSUw


Edit also

https://twitter.com/Lizzs_Lockeroom/status/862853144979673088

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Oh sweet lord

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Imagine losing by 40 points in an elimination game on your home court with the other team missing two starters, one of whom is an MVP candidate.

That'd probably be pretty embarrassing.

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


lord almighty!!!

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/tomhaberstroh/status/862853196468932608

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