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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
"Yes let's sprint at the guy with a sword"

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Tei
Feb 19, 2011


:-O

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

the good fax machine posted:

Looks staged.. still neat tho


moist turtleneck posted:

yeah it looks like they ran out of the bubble like they were fuckin power rangers

I just gif'ed the good part. Here's the full clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHbqyXsthc

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://i.imgur.com/SPnvNWP.gifv

dat rage quit
http://i.imgur.com/jooFB4X.gifv

This fuckin guy was hammer swimming across the map and obliterating everything in his path. Got him once though :clint:
http://i.imgur.com/MaIa6Gb.gifv

Lucky throw
http://i.imgur.com/oaAqMy4.gifv

the good fax machine fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 11, 2017

The Meat Dimension
Mar 29, 2010

Gravy Boat 2k

poor life choice posted:

I want you and Tei to split it.

Tei posted:

Hot take theories for Destiny 2:

- Hunter are removed from the game
- You can fly with your ship in the loading screens some sort of minigame bullet storm shotenup
- Theres a barber in the new social area, and based on your race you are not allowed to enter it (robots)
- Matchmaking for RAIDs. You start every raid with 16 players. The map gets filled with enemies and when only 6 players are still alive, they can proceed to the next stage of the raid. The dead guys can start matchmaking again.
- You can remove your helmet and even use has a weapon
- Batman detective movie, you can matchmake / random create missions where you explore random space hulks. Gravity in these relics is randomized and events too.
- You can equip a pocket dimension (housing). In this pocket dimension you can have crota inside your garden, killing cabals
- You can bet real world money on Osiris games
- "Prostitution mode" reduce the playable area of the game to the top left in a tiny box, so the rest of the screen can be use to show the streamer persona shirt-less

goty imo

Last_Taste
Feb 13, 2012


He missed his (panic) slam in the door way, so I think the other team came out to gloat. RIP.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ularg posted:

"Yes let's sprint at the guy with a sword"

You can one tap punch a sword if you have melee speed gauntlets before he can land a swing.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



quoted again 4 this page also ownage

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
It looks fakeeeee

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

CheeseFactory posted:

It looks fakeeeee

watch the full clip. the enemy team got wiped at outside heavy so when he skated through b/mid they were all spawning on A side.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
Yeah full clip looking a lot more legit.

Looks weird the way they all exit the bubble at the same time though haha

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Menstrual Show posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPttgm00Vro

bad player trials clips, with my problematic use of gendered insults

speaking of bad players, I'm glad I got one mention in there, and it was for doing something dumb

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/G7ALcO9.gifv

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
Been playing zone control for an hour and only managed to played 3 games.

The sbmm bs really needs to die in a fire

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

CheeseFactory posted:

Been playing zone control for an hour and only managed to played 3 games.

The sbmm bs really needs to die in a fire

Git bad

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
:negative:

Last_Taste
Feb 13, 2012

CheeseFactory posted:

Been playing zone control for an hour and only managed to played 3 games.

The sbmm bs really needs to die in a fire

Create an alt account and bathe in the tears of your enemies. Run all blue gear and enjoy the challenge of not having TLW or t12 gear.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Last_Taste posted:

Create an alt account and bathe in the tears of your enemies. Run all blue gear and enjoy the challenge of not having TLW or t12 gear.

For about 6 matches

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ehh, I'd think in his case that would be preferable to tanking his #5 in the world rating

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Yes #5 in a game no one plays and no one pays attention to anymore.

The only people that care about ranking are the spergs at the top of the ladder and the poor dumbasses that still play this stupid game and get dumped into a game against them.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

xzzy posted:

The only people that care about ranking are the spergs at the top of the ladder and the poor dumbasses that still play this stupid game and get dumped into a game against them.

no matter how much you bitch and moan about this it simply isn't true. the second there is a competitive aspect to a game people want to be ranked in it.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Dumb idiot people

JorgeHWB
Jan 15, 2016

Aww, ugly duckling...
bawk-bawk

Maker Of Shoes posted:

the second there is a competitive aspect to a game people want to be ranked in it.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
I just want to be competitive within my ponds, Idgaf about rankings, but sadly they go hand-in-hand as there's no way to discern performance quality beyond the purely anecdotal save for stats like KD and ELO. :shrug:

So long as you don't get hung-up on the numbers or act like a cocksucker about who has what, striving for good ones is perfectly chill and even begets better playing.

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

Some salty poo poo up in here

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I just wanna blast dudes all loving night, giant explosions in all the mans faces.

Adregan
Oct 22, 2002

texaholic posted:

I just wanna blast dudes all loving night, giant explosions in all the mans faces.

Sounds like a normal bone krew night.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

texaholic posted:

I just wanna blast dudes all loving night, giant explosions in all the mans faces.

http://i.imgur.com/z92ip4C.gifv

SmallpoxJenkins
Jul 9, 2012


http://i.imgur.com/FQI9xss.gifv

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

xzzy posted:

Yes #5 in a game no one plays and no one pays attention to anymore.

The only people that care about ranking are the spergs at the top of the ladder and the poor dumbasses that still play this stupid game and get dumped into a game against them.

This dumb bitch idiot game that I can't stop posting about or playing.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

texaholic posted:

I just wanna blast dudes all loving night, giant explosions in all the mans faces.

Check Yelp and see if there are any bars in your town called The Tool Shed or Barebacks.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

CheeseFactory posted:

Been playing zone control for an hour and only managed to played 3 games.

The sbmm bs really needs to die in a fire

Nowhere near that bad but I've been playing the tits out of Zone Control and have had up to a six minute wait for a 4v4. Sucks.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Dear pubbies on the other team in Crucible:

Please group up for my fist of havoc, I need multi kills. Thanks.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Ularg posted:

Dear pubbies on the other team in Crucible:

Please group up for my fist of havoc, I need multi kills. Thanks.

Someone read this and gave me a triple kill the very next game.

Also I got my first Crucible hatemail.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

Ularg posted:

Also I got my first Crucible hatemail.

Please pull your dick out of my rear end you homosexual

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

cvnvcnv posted:

Please pull your dick out of my rear end you homosexual

Dude... I'm a bottom.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Mayhem with weapons of light and ice breaker is fun

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I just cant get into mayhem no matter how much i try.

Its the aidsest aids in destiny but turned up to 11.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Become the aids. Or play fun police I guess.

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the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
The key is to really just not give a poo poo about the outcome, go out there and try to do cool poo poo with supers and grenades and whatnot. Just try and play it for the fun of it. Though I'll admit I can only tolerate a session of an hour or so, then it becomes like stimulation overload.

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