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"Oh yeah, I scheduled Lukkas's first chiropractor appointment, they're going to do his first spinal adjustment! " "We don't do vaccines in my household."
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:11 |
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"Can you pick up some ginger on your way home hun??"
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:13 |
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*feeds baby caramel macchiato baby formula*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:15 |
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*checks daycare app every second*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:17 |
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Dollas posted:*checks daycare app every second*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:17 |
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*is intolerable*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:18 |
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*does yoga, thinks other people care*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:19 |
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*literally wears baby all the time*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:20 |
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*mom gets involved in MLM and shills on facebook multiple times a day*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:20 |
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*gives baby hormone treatments to change zir gender*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:21 |
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*has professional maternity photos and professional newborn photos*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:22 |
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*Googles how to raise a child *Father decides to start "working around the house" -- doesn't know what a hammer is
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:22 |
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*keeps child within 5 feet at all times, doesn't know why child won't sleep*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:23 |
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*brings child to local 'mommy group'*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:24 |
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*has child that won't get social security*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:26 |
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*starts a Mommy Blog*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:26 |
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There's already the single mother thread for this.
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:27 |
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*forces family to subscribe to photo repository because if they want one photo, they want several million per day*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:27 |
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:29 |
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*sends obnoxiously large birth announcement magnet*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:30 |
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Hey guys, here is my opinion (read: the only correct way to do it, and anyone who does it differently is a big dumb idiot) on how to raise your child despite the fact that I have only been doing it for 2 years but they haven't shot up a school yet so I must be doing something right
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:31 |
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*sets facebook employment info to 'is a full time stay at home mommy'*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:31 |
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:32 |
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Dollas posted:*sets facebook employment info to 'is a full time stay at home mommy'*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:32 |
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*is insufferable*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:34 |
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*brings 2 month old to movie at 7pm, says 'he'll be fine!'*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:35 |
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*had gender reveal party*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:36 |
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*checks pinterest on iphone*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:37 |
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*answers questions about kids by starting the sentence with 'We'*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:38 |
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Dollas posted:*had gender reveal party* That's incredibly problematic.
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:38 |
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Dollas posted:*had gender reveal party* *is actively trying to make son/daughter homosexual
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:39 |
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*Thinks staying home all day watching a kid sleep is harder work than gainful employment
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:40 |
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*makes a long post complaining that once again a generation is defined by its assholes*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:40 |
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*takes a poo poo but forgets to wipe rear end in a top hat, resulting in a burning rash*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:41 |
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*buys SUV, thinks they will keep it clean*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:42 |
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*uses dumb poo poo baby talk*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:44 |
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*IS THE WORST*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:44 |
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*only buys and eats unripe bananas*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:45 |
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I'm starting a family so I just bought a 2 bedroom condo for 10x the price of a 3 storey home in 1990
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:48 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:15 |
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*creates instagram account for baby*
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:49 |