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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Consummate Professional posted:

Spicey sucks so much at this

He gets good ratings

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big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Helter Skelter posted:

Spicey got asked a hard question and is currently scrambling to spin.

What was the q

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Gringostar posted:

lol if you think you'll live that long

When our consciousnesses are uploaded to skynet we will endure forever

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Calamaray

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



same

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
These guys are remarkably hosed.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Robert Plant posted:

Jacket Girl pretty clutch

she's actually the front woman for a local girl-punk band and bluffed her way in

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Throwing shade at Clapper lmfao

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


lol really not going to let Spicer get away with this bullshit "Clapper said no collusion!"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


straight from the set of magnum p.i

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chokes McGee posted:

this is like the cliff notes version, you can get caught up on the entire thing in a few months time and get it out of the way

i wonder if truck will still be president come memorial day?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




IT'S A TRAP

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Gringostar posted:

lol if you think you'll live that long

Lol if you think we're not trapped in an endless hell from which even death is no escape.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

RENEGADE CUCKSKY posted:

What'd I miss I just got off a plane

Spicey is the Press Secretary and doesn't really think he's the guy to ask

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Calling Clapper a liar, :laffo:

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
He's fired

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


haha republicans. Dems usually hire friends or somebody who will owe you later, but Republicans just give their spawn whatever

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

he is such an absolute gently caress to the female journalists

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

"the burden seems to be on him, not us"

"...like I'm some Clapper spokesman"

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
"ASK CLAPPER"
"No I'm asking about Trump"

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

RENEGADE CUCKSKY posted:

What'd I miss I just got off a plane

spicy seriously considering pulling a budd dwyer

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

old.flv posted:

Calamari bannon

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol Spicy is really acting as if "I can't speak to that" statements mean NO COLLUSION! WOO HOO!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Nonsense posted:

haha republicans. Dems usually hire friends or somebody who will owe you later, but Republicans just give their spawn whatever

Nepotism.....good!

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
activist president hmmmm

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
He's an activist president!

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Chokes McGee posted:

she's actually the front woman for a local girl-punk band and bluffed her way in

I look forward to Jacket Girl opening for the Dead Milkmen in a cemetery

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Didn't he literally flee a press conference like a week ago?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Brother Friendship posted:

"the burden seems to be on him, not us"

"...like I'm some Clapper spokesman"

he's being such a little bitch

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Unbelievably busy, you wouldn't believe how much TV he has to watch

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Mr. Comey, have you ever heard the phrase "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence?"

NO

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/445356999862398976

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
how have they not brought back celebrity jeopardy with spicey, mckinnon as kellyanne and some other trump bullshit artist

it writes itself

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Broken Box posted:

he is such an absolute gently caress to the female journalists

in sean sphincters defense, he is an absolute gently caress to all of humanity -__-

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/cathleendecker/status/863094274262310912

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


this guy rules

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

who gives a poo poo and dont check???? :confused:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Lol if you think we're not trapped in an endless hell from which even death is no escape.

day crew are the sinners and nite crew are the cenobites, we've made peace with nothing mattering and rejoice in it :cenobite:

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

whoa

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