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How to hold your poop in embarrassing situations: find a man who will hold the poop for you.
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chickie nugs for brekkie posted:I noticed the area code and looked up the address. Of course it's Oak & Loc. What a poo poo part of town. You mean UWM? What amazing part of town are you from?
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:44 |
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Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:44 |
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twoday posted:vodka and crystal pepsi ( FTFY
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:45 |
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:51 |
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nerdz posted:Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know Wikihow is very literal. If you say you're full of poo poo, you're in danger of fecal coughs.
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:54 |
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Aw they are her friends.
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# ? May 12, 2017 20:55 |
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Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:28 |
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Some thirsty rear end sharks.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:51 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies. Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.
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# ? May 13, 2017 00:11 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 00:27 |
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean. I'd argue a solitary earthworm is
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# ? May 13, 2017 00:35 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies. Can you actually nurse them, for milk?
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# ? May 13, 2017 00:39 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I'd argue a solitary earthworm is Jim was a pretty destructive worm.
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# ? May 13, 2017 00:43 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 01:02 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I'd argue a solitary earthworm is They're going to have to compete with manatees. AKA the snuggly sea potato.
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# ? May 13, 2017 01:02 |
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It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.
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# ? May 13, 2017 01:08 |
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean. What about stuff that's actively beneficial, like all the bacteria in the stomach? EDIT: You guys might be thinking of Whale sharks, which are filter feeders. Nurse sharks are pretty docile but they have extremely sharp teeth and will bite if bothered. RatHat has a new favorite as of 01:39 on May 13, 2017 |
# ? May 13, 2017 01:34 |
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Bogan King posted:It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.
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# ? May 13, 2017 01:35 |
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Imagining I'm been passionately kissed by a hunky guy works everytime
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# ? May 13, 2017 01:47 |
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We Know Catheters posted:Can you actually nurse them, for milk? No, but back in the 1800's they were called the "nanny shark" because they were so good with kids.
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# ? May 13, 2017 02:36 |
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Then one day you finally get to kiss that hot guy at work, and you're stuck thinking about poop because that's what you've equated him with.
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# ? May 13, 2017 02:42 |
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BoonyPC posted:Imagining I'm been passionately kissed by a hunky guy works everytime Do you hear a loud buzzer in your head when noticing the problem, followed by a pleasant *ding* when thinking of the hunky gentleman?
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# ? May 13, 2017 02:43 |
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nerdz posted:Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end
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# ? May 13, 2017 02:46 |
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Suckers. I have Enrique hover around my backside with a gold bucket so I can poop anytime and show off my fabulous wealth.
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:34 |
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nerdz posted:Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know That's actually just four pounds of quality Taco Bell meat in her poop-oven.
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:44 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end Reverse peristalsis is cool
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:07 |
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God making the earth: I like it really gross, that's what I'm into now.
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:56 |
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syscall girl posted:Reverse peristalsis is cool I just googled that and it says you're talking poo poo
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I just googled that and it says you're talking poo poo
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Bogan King posted:It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.
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# ? May 13, 2017 07:02 |
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Isn't that what made them a mom in the first place?
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# ? May 13, 2017 08:25 |
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At least Brian Wilson's selfie game is still strong.
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# ? May 13, 2017 08:59 |
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Snorkzilla posted:Isn't that what made them a mom in the first place? The hell? That's not fair, they've already gotten their cream pie. Share some with the rest of us!
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# ? May 13, 2017 10:23 |
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Slime posted:The hell? That's not fair, they've already gotten their cream pie. Share some with the rest of us! My place. 5pm.
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# ? May 13, 2017 11:00 |
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Bogan King posted:It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore. Wow, I actually hadn't noticed until I read this post and went back. I had the same sign outside my house but the cops made me take it down. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 12:05 on May 13, 2017 |
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Slime posted:The hell? That's not fair, they've already gotten their cream pie. Share some with the rest of us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kISikTBdWno
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Wow, when I had a fish pedicure it was just these tiny little minnows, this is some first class stuff
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