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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

cash crab posted:

:allears: I love your eyebrows.

Yeah, even as a guy who is quite happy being ignorant of make up and all that kind of stuff, gotta respect that eyebrow game

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The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Norse Code posted:

I'm 34 now :toot:



:toot::hf::toot:

Happy Birthday, 34 buddy.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Norse Code posted:

I'm 34 now :toot:


Pretty good for 34.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Holy crap I've been tough-cuted! Thank you, whoever did that :kimchi:

Sitting here in a comfy as hell mushroom chair with the fiance, half-assed reading the cute thread and napping. Doggo is under a blanket as he's claimed the entire bed.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Thanks Guys!!

Scathach posted:

Holy crap I've been tough-cuted! Thank you, whoever did that :kimchi:

Sitting here in a comfy as hell mushroom chair with the fiance, half-assed reading the cute thread and napping. Doggo is under a blanket as he's claimed the entire bed.



:kimchi: this is so cute

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Norse Code posted:

I'm 34 now :toot:



Me, too, for a few more weeks! Happy birthy day!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whole lotta good cattes.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


.

testtubebaby has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Feb 9, 2021

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

zenintrude posted:

#videolife #vampirelife



edited to protect my employment :v:

You could have just left it, I'm sure the Bang Bus guys would love some free advertising.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

zenintrude posted:

#videolife #vampirelife



edited to protect my employment :v:

It's a grenade. Lowtax is paying zenintrude to be the hottest goon and post in this thread.

edit:



My hair refuses to lay flat naturally. It just won't.

I kind of miss being bald, but I know that it would piss off my family in a big way if I shaved it off now that it is actually growing in.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 01:27 on May 13, 2017

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hard no. posted:

It's a grenade. Lowtax is paying zenintrude to be the hottest goon and post in this thread.

edit:



My hair refuses to lay flat naturally. It just won't.

I kind of miss being bald, but I know that it would piss off my family in a big way if I shaved it off now that it is actually growing in.

Yeah that dude is a good looking dude. Probably one of the best looking ones to post itt

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Hard no. posted:

It's a grenade. Lowtax is paying zenintrude to be the hottest goon and post in this thread.

edit:



My hair refuses to lay flat naturally. It just won't.

I kind of miss being bald, but I know that it would piss off my family in a big way if I shaved it off now that it is actually growing in.

What are you looking at? Are you looking at The Rock?

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

oldpainless posted:

What are you looking at? Are you looking at The Rock?

I know that when I am not thinking about Liev Schrieber while staring at my bookcase to showcase my fro, I am definitely thinking about what The Rock is cooking.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Hard no. posted:

It's a grenade. Lowtax is paying zenintrude to be the hottest goon and post in this thread.

That is physically impossible, since you are posting in this thread. Citation:

quote:

edit:



My hair refuses to lay flat naturally. It just won't.

I kind of miss being bald, but I know that it would piss off my family in a big way if I shaved it off now that it is actually growing in.

Don't argue with me about this, I've got a PhD! :v:

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Facebook reminded me that I was beaten in Prison two years ago!
Good times!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Facebook reminded me that I was beaten in Prison two years ago!
Good times!



:shibe:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Facebook reminded me that I was beaten in Prison two years ago!
Good times!



That just looks like you're in the Russian army

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Hard no. posted:



My hair refuses to lay flat naturally. It just won't.


Why would you want it to?! That looks fantastic!

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

The Relentless posted:

Why would you want it to?! That looks fantastic!



Hey! Thank you! :) :) :)

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Dogbrisket posted:

You could have just left it, I'm sure the Bang Bus guys would love some free advertising.

I wish... I'm employed by knockoff Beej Bus. It's somehow even more depressing.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

zenintrude posted:

I wish... I'm employed by knockoff Beej Bus. It's somehow even more depressing.

If you're hiring please find my resume on monster dot com

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

zenintrude posted:

I wish... I'm employed by knockoff Beej Bus. It's somehow even more depressing.

Just curious, do you deal with Mindgeek at all?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


.

testtubebaby has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Feb 9, 2021

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Work commute worst commute

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

zenintrude posted:

I'm not sure what that is so I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.

e: date nite; shirt c/o stars



Mindgeek owns Brazzers and the Pornhub network.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

I'm on my 16th gin and tonics in six hours...

10 Beers has a new favorite as of 02:42 on Dec 11, 2019

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


zenintrude posted:

#videolife #vampirelife



edited to protect my employment :v:

I love this picture! I am especially smitten with all the grey in your beard. Very dashing.


10 Beers posted:

I'm on my 16th gin and tonics in six hours...


Congrats on having a high alcohol tolerance!

On that note, I guess one of our dishwashers asked the bartender "how many beers do I need to be drunk", which, if you have to ask, means probably one or two. In his case it was one. :allears:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Couldn't even get our line cook productive until he had a bottle of Chardonnay in his gut.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Our salad guy is usually drunk by three, but the dishwasher is/was a teetotaler.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Why do restaurant people like the drinking so much?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Why do restaurant people like the drinking so much?

They get no regard.

Also drinking is old guard, most of my generation does the weed, and it's legal weed now.

If you are happily posting away on the something is awful forums you might not have noticed how incredibly stressful doing a service industry is and how everyone serving your pancakes is high as gently caress

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
It's a cliche how much weed your cook smokes or whatever

Cliches and cliches and cliches

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

syscall girl posted:

It's a cliche how much weed your cook smokes or whatever

Cliches and cliches and cliches

I did know a guy who worked in a kitchen somewhere and he was high all the time. I assumed it was unusual to have your kitchen staff be high as a kite but obviously not.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



really dark unused doctor's office plugged into the blood pressure machine. My heart has been hosed up. But my blood pressure is not only normal, it is "ideal", my doctor was bragging to all of the nurses that this was "my" hair not a wig, and look at how full and lush it is. He is always touching my hair now. It's a little funny. It didn't stand on end. Thanks to some wax. The old tablet doesn't take good photos in such low light, plus I wasn't exactly in the best mood.

edit:

look, I am outside!

Teagan has a new favorite as of 16:22 on May 15, 2017

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hard no. posted:



really dark unused doctor's office plugged into the blood pressure machine. My heart has been hosed up. But my blood pressure is not only normal, it is "ideal", my doctor was bragging to all of the nurses that this was "my" hair not a wig, and look at how full and lush it is. He is always touching my hair now. It's a little funny. It didn't stand on end. Thanks to some wax. The old tablet doesn't take good photos in such low light, plus I wasn't exactly in the best mood.

edit:

look, I am outside!



You look ideal.

I'm often a nervous wreck when I get my blood pressure taken and then the doctor or nurse compliments me on the way my heart sounds and I feel like I have achieved Larry David levels of over worry. Taken to the next level, if my heart has a strange wub, do you as a medical professional say "sounds like you have a leaky mitrial, sucks that you'll never see 40" or "sounds good, strong like bull" *backs away slowly*

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

You are ROCKING the short hair look!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You are ROCKING the short hair look!

:agreed:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kitchner posted:

I did know a guy who worked in a kitchen somewhere and he was high all the time. I assumed it was unusual to have your kitchen staff be high as a kite but obviously not.

Our head chef was more or less sober, the line cook was a raging alcoholic but extremely functional and the head busboy was everyone's dealer for mediocre weed and harder stuff with a little notice. Our owner worked in Vegas when it first became huge and was extremely corrupt so everyone else just went for the ride.
Food costs are trivial compared to how much money you make off alcohol. The books were more perfectly cooked than a fresh souffle. Wish I had some pictures of my time bartending still.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Agreeing on the short hair, it works with your face so well! :3:

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Home with the flu? Better howl with the cat

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