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Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

# ? May 13, 2017 03:15

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 09:52

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

# ? May 13, 2017 03:19

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Dementropy posted:

They're so cute. This despite the fact that there is NO evidence in my Twitter feed of what he just claimed. In fact, I think I've only ever posted about OSC in my Twitter feed 3-4 times.

# ? May 13, 2017 03:20

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

I'm sure he'll get unbanned if he wants, reddit won't even ban literal facist hate speech so I doubt they'd ban someone for criticizing a scam game. If he lies and says he got banned because he pissed off SJWs I'm sure the reddit admins will be tripping over themselves to unban him.

Tha_Joker_GAmer fucked around with this message at 03:29 on May 13, 2017

# ? May 13, 2017 03:27

Rudager: Apr 29, 2008

thatguy posted:

I read all of those words. For sure.

I did while eating lunch, was good stuff, clear points with sources to back them up, no wonder they panic banned him for it.

# ? May 13, 2017 03:27

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Amazing Zimmo posted:

I'm feeling all funny in the downstairs section

# ? May 13, 2017 03:28

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

So wait.

Derek got banned from Reddit, twice?

# ? May 13, 2017 03:29

DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

trucutru posted:

I'm feeling all funny in the downstairs section

Front door or back?

# ? May 13, 2017 03:31

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

# ? May 13, 2017 03:32

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Kosumo posted:

Is now the right time to ask, when doing it Star Citizen T-Pose style, which is the right way, the male or the female on top? (I need to know so I can let the hooker know for my next role playing session)

Thanks

a2m of course.

# ? May 13, 2017 03:47

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DarkRefreshment posted:

Front door or back?

Emergency hatch.

# ? May 13, 2017 04:03

Viscous Soda: Apr 24, 2004

D_Smart posted:

OK., I captured his final thread. I have no idea what grounds they have for doing that, but hopefully he will appeal it with Reddit.

Reddit admins administrate on three rules:
1) Does it effect our ad revenue or make Reddit look bad?
2) Ignoring everything about everyone on Reddit 'cause it's so much work.
3) Is it actually horrible poo poo that no sane person would tolerate?

In that order. Once you understand these rules Reddit's administration makes sense. That's why actual Nazis and pedos get ignored, until the media start reporting on it.

# ? May 13, 2017 04:10

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

trucutru posted:

Emergency hatch.

I'm in, but only if I can clip through your emergency hatch before my nether region client crashes to desktop.

# ? May 13, 2017 04:11

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Greetings citizens!
Here we are for another round of 3.0.0 and Global Progress Schedules!
3.0.0 Progress Watch
This week has been a quite difficult one to build the Progress Watch. There has been a lot of changes, but the texts and the images often contradict each other. I usually use the images as they are more accurate, but this time I think some images have not been properly updated, so I relied on the text instead.
Let's start with the PU Content. The mission givers are going to require some additionnal work to improve their behavior, which will need 3 more weeks of work. The delamar / Levski landing zone is also requiring 4 more weeks of work. This puts the PU Content right in the critical path for 3.0.0 release, but since Levski is a stretch goal, it could be removed from 3.0.0 if it takes too long to complete.
The Gameplay team has also delayed the Insurance task, because they can't work on it yet due to some pre-required backend technology not being ready yet. Also, a new task has appeared and it's an exciting one! There is now work in progress to get our Rovers and Dragonflys In Ships!
For the same reason, the Entity Owner Manager from Core Tech is also delayed as they need some network persistence dependencies to be resolved first.
On the UI front, the Kiosk UI is waiting for some tech, and the StarMap App is having some troubles in its development. The StarMap is a huge App with tons of dependencies, on the website and in-game, so this kind of delays are to be expected.
Continuing with the AI team, the AI turrets are delayed, but the text description isn't up to date so we don't have a reason yet.
The Graphics team is close to completing the beautiful Volumetric Fog (we saw an example yesterday on ATV) and needs a few more days to put the finishing touches.
The network team is hard at work to fix the remaining bugs in the Physics Serialization, a critical feature to improve stability while traversing multiple physics grids.
The Ships & Weapons part is... quite contradictory. The image of the schedule and the text don't seem up to date, and have very different informations (at least on the weapons part). For that reason, I will wait until the next schedule to see what has really changed in that front.
Finally, some ships (and features) have been completed this week :
Radar System (Gameplay)
Drake Dragonfly
RSI Constellation Aquila
Misc Prospector
Galliant Rifle (Rework)
Global Progress Watch
Nothing interesting on the Global Progress Watch this week, all changes are also in the 3.0.0 Progress Watch.
See you next week for more Schedule Adventures!
Archives : 2.6.3 2.6.2 2.6.1 2.6.0

lol

# ? May 13, 2017 04:16

TrustmeImLegit: Jan 14, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

lol

90% of the comments are about how great it is that the ship/gun reworks are finishing

# ? May 13, 2017 04:27

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

I really want them to get Star Citizen out, so I can watch as the ships spasm across the galaxy each time the power, fluid, and air calculations glitch inside each ship

Remember Roberts said he wants all the pipes inside each ship simulated fully, what happens if you flush your Connies toilet 50 times?

Only Dreams can answer that

# ? May 13, 2017 04:28

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

# ? May 13, 2017 04:48

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

In other scam news, ashes of creation is raking in the dough.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1791529601/ashes-of-creation-new-mmorpg-by-intrepid-studios

So either the pyramid scheme they call a referral system is working or it's all coming from citizens backing out of spite because of goons and derek calling it a scam.

Either way lethality will be happy.

# ? May 13, 2017 04:50

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Every 2-3 weeks a new schedule pushing everything back 2-3 weeks is uploaded, this is good for SC.

# ? May 13, 2017 05:00

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

anything that needs some actual design decisions and some programming layered on top gets pushed back every time

# ? May 13, 2017 05:03

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

http://i.imgur.com/xOOvkqK.gifv

# ? May 13, 2017 05:03

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

trucutru posted:

Good to see the inventory system needs so much more work that it definitely needs to be pushed back, yet it is so close to completion, it'll be ready for release 4 days later.

# ? May 13, 2017 05:05

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Scruffpuff posted:

Good to see the inventory system needs so much more work that it definitely needs to be pushed back, yet it is so close to completion, it'll be ready for release 4 days later.

Maybe the guy in charge got a fever or something and the doctor gave him a week off?

It is bound to happen, one day everything is fine and then *blammo*, your star coder breaks all his fingers in a bizarre Mahjong accident.

# ? May 13, 2017 05:10

Nicholas: Mar 7, 2001; Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

whatever happened to the fov slider

# ? May 13, 2017 05:27

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Nicholas posted:

whatever happened to the fov slider

It got pushed back a month on last weeks schedule.

# ? May 13, 2017 05:32

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Thoatse posted:

D'awww, they modeled the dev who broke both of her wrists way back when. What a sweet tribute. :3:

trucutru posted:

Come Wait My Lord!

Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 05:40 on May 13, 2017

# ? May 13, 2017 05:33

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Nicholas posted:

whatever happened to the fov slider

It got pushed outside backer's field of view.

# ? May 13, 2017 05:37

MilesK: Nov 5, 2015

trucutru posted:

Every 2-3 weeks a new schedule pushing everything back 2-3 weeks is uploaded, this is good for SC.

What's a "Solar System Shop Service"?

# ? May 13, 2017 05:40

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

# ? May 13, 2017 05:42

Gradis: Feb 27, 2016; GAPE APE

Sunswipe posted:

Meh, been done before.

hey its that miku dweeb. cool.

# ? May 13, 2017 06:05

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ComfyPants posted:

http://i.imgur.com/xOOvkqK.gifv

# ? May 13, 2017 06:15

Gradis: Feb 27, 2016; GAPE APE

ComfyPants posted:

http://i.imgur.com/xOOvkqK.gifv

holy poo poo

# ? May 13, 2017 06:16

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Thoatse posted:

female model is in... I'm sure Sandi had nothing to do with the art direction

the crowd goes mild

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6au2dn/female_character_model/

Sir oval office-i-flas

I like T-Pose and I cannot lie
You other mocaps can't deny
That when a girl snaps a T, with her arms out like a tree
and rockin' pant-suit Hilary

You get flung right across the map
With your arms bending round the back
Deep into space I'm flyin'
Wrists twisting like I'm dyin'

Oh baby, I wish I could T-Pose
And put on space clothes
Now Derek tried to warn me
Because of 3.0 I spent my money

Baby got parp

Baby got parp

Mr Fronts fucked around with this message at 06:42 on May 13, 2017

# ? May 13, 2017 06:18

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

Dementropy fucked around with this message at 07:07 on May 13, 2017

# ? May 13, 2017 07:01

EggsAisle: Dec 17, 2013; I get it! You're, uh...

what the gently caress is "fud" and why are backers so hung up on it?

# ? May 13, 2017 07:11

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Dementropy posted:

Fuuuuuckkkk! They're on to it. Told Derek to use pigeons for safe communication but he wouldn't listen.

# ? May 13, 2017 07:13

HycoCam: Jul 14, 2016; You should have backed Transverse!

EggsAisle posted:

what the gently caress is "fud" and why are backers so hung up on it?

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

# ? May 13, 2017 07:19

DarkRefreshment: May 5, 2015; Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Mr Fronts posted:

Sir oval office-i-flas

I like T-Pose and I cannot lie
You other mocaps can't deny
That when a girl snaps a T, with her arms out like a tree
and rockin' pant-suit Hilary

You get flung right across the map
With your arms bending round the back
Deep into space I'm flyin'
Wrists twisting like I'm dyin'

Oh baby, I wish I could T-Pose
And put on space clothes
Now Derek tried to warn me
Because of 3.0 I spent my money

Baby got parp

Baby got parp