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FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

an eve without JFs would be pretty funny

we'd all be flying T1 ships and wars would be decided by who had the best local industry

the best local industry, of course, being decided by how many titans you have for bridging freighters around

no not again :suicide:

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


1001 Arabian dicks posted:

the only way to kill jfs is to rely on a bug ccp just put into the game, or by ganking them in highsec and requiring them to NOT have an outcyno, NOT to go through .5s/.6s and to NOT be tanked.

there are far too many ways to not get killed, and there is no way to either kill jfs or stop them from doing their job, which is really bad gameplay (doing any activity with impunity with a huge/important impact without being able to be stopped is pretty bad)

I don't think you understand what the word impunity means. You just listed a bunch of ways jf pilots can gently caress things up and be killable.

Also, even if they were totally invulnerable no one would care. Since JFs are how the rest of the game gets to do fun stuff.

IF the price of being able to fly all sorts of whacky doctrines without having to do literal convoys from jita is that you don't get to gank as many JFs as you'd like, that's a price i'm perfectly willing to pay.

CainFortea fucked around with this message at 05:56 on May 13, 2017

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

CainFortea posted:

Also, even if they were totally invulnerable no one would care. Since JFs are how the rest of the game gets to do fun stuff.

IF the price of being able to fly all sorts of whacky doctrines without having to do literal convoys from jita is that you don't get to gank as many JFs as you'd like, that's a price i'm perfectly willing to pay.

If you're willing to make that trade: good for you, but currently the only 'warfare' in this game is effectively psychological warfare. There are no drawn out wars of attrition, there are no real decisive battles (other than b-r) or anything outside of the morale implications. There is no way to hurt the supply lines of other groups, with a fuel and time tax, you can teleport whatever you want from wherever you want to you on demand. Ships are so cheap and wealth is so massive that I could fund dozens of economic GSF fleets by myself a week if I wanted to.

The bar to flying a jf successfully is so low that you actually have to be retarded to die. If you fly an ark and are fully tanked no one will EVER gank you in highsec, which other than the recent CCP fuckup is the only legitimate way you should die. This is not a good form of gameplay. There is no way to stop exit traffic from jita, no matter how many cynopoppers you have you cannot stop a jf from getting to wherever it wants to go.

Relying on JF pilots not only to gently caress up, but also be afk, and be braindead in order to have a CHANCE to kill them is loving stupid. if they fly it right they will NEVER lose it, and flying it right is so stupid easy to accomplish and doesn't even hurt efficiency.

A smart JF can supply whatever he wants, as much as he wants, with impunity.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


People out of highsec are fighting all the time. Just because there's not a war with a fancy name or the horn of goondor being blown doesn't mean that poo poo isn't getting blown up and needing replacement.

And it's not stupid, JFs are the means by which most of the rest of the game is enabled to play. So yea, kill the dumb ones. That's fine and dandy.

working mom
Jul 8, 2015
Fighting sure, but there's almost no reason to have bloodbath wars where both sides lose 1000's of ships over the course of weeks, even sov is just dancing around waving wands at each other

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

CainFortea posted:

People out of highsec are fighting all the time. Just because there's not a war with a fancy name or the horn of goondor being blown doesn't mean that poo poo isn't getting blown up and needing replacement.

And it's not stupid, JFs are the means by which most of the rest of the game is enabled to play. So yea, kill the dumb ones. That's fine and dandy.

no one can have any impact whatsoever in a modern day sov war on the logistics of enemies without doing meta poo poo. there is no actual way to stop, slow, or even destroy entire fleets that are transported by one or two dudes barring them being mentally retarded.

this is the core problem, that there is nothing a group of 500 people can even do against a single dude with a jump freighter and his cyno alts.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

no one can have any impact whatsoever in a modern day sov war on the logistics of enemies without doing meta poo poo. there is no actual way to stop, slow, or even destroy entire fleets that are transported by one or two dudes barring them being mentally retarded.

this is the core problem, that there is nothing a group of 500 people can even do against a single dude with a jump freighter and his cyno alts.

You're asking a lot.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Scooter_McCabe posted:

You're asking a lot.

not really, simple things like only being able to jump out of highsec by going to border systems would be fine

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i think ccp made the decision that people being able to move stuff with 80% success is better for the game than alliances quitting because they cant get spaceships

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

I agree with both these things. Freighter convoys would be absurd, and interdicting supply lines could be really cool. But the unfortunate reality is the triviality of JFs combined with the sheer mass of the economy means that getting lucky enough to dunk a JF with an entire fleet in it means, at best, a few hours delay on getting that fleet to its intended destination. As well, due to the layout of the map, there are maybe half a dozen pipes you can use to interdict JFs, and nearly all of them are in-bound to Jita, meaning you're never really preventing people from moving stuff to nullsec, only extracting it. When you undock from 4-4, you immediately jump to lowsec, and there's literally nothing I can do about that.

When Imperium moved to Delve, MiniLuv set up shop in the Delve pipelines and ganked anything not blue (and a good amount of blue stuff). This was the only time I saw a real, noticeable impact from strategic ganking. We ganked a DV JF with a 30b isk cerberus fleet in it, and they immediately rolled over and moved to Querious.

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014
That reminds me to re aplay miniluv if I have more time for eve.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
One of my only two good memories of being in Goonswarm was the secret santa I participated in where my santee (who ran a JF service) requested an mspaint of his JF dying. In the time between him requesting this and me delivering, his JF actually did die and he lost a bunch of poo poo that was being hauled for other people.

Even back then, 5-7 years ago, he was so rich that he didn't give one single gently caress about losing his JF. I can only assume wealth has become even more concentrated since.

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014
Secret santa is still a funny thing.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

XenJ posted:

Secret santa is still a funny thing.

Secret Santa is a poo poo ton of spies and enemies joining KF/ASCEE/Whatever to get into Secret Santa in hopes of getting a matched with Gaara or someone else equally rich. It's garbage and I wont be doing it again this year.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
My first secret santa I was given a bunch of fitted blackbirds, and my second one I think I was given a half dozen fitted scythes.

I might be wrong on what I was actually given, but I am dead certain that those were what I asked for.

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014
You are right but if I decide to gift someone I don't care what I get back.
I do it in hope to make a person happy. Nothing more. This people fail here self later crying in the forum "I didn't get I wanted" haha they forgot the fun is not to get big things the fun is to gift one.

But thats only my view of this. I can unnderstand what you mean.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Secret Santa is a poo poo ton of spies and enemies joining KF/ASCEE/Whatever to get into Secret Santa in hopes of getting a matched with Gaara or someone else equally rich. It's garbage and I wont be doing it again this year.

Do what I do. Don't sign up for it but contract people that do sign up random poo poo in hostile stations and an evemail that says merry christmas!

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

I got an Ishtar my first year with drones that were damaged.

Wookybear
Dec 14, 2016

How does this work?

XenJ posted:

You are right but if I decide to gift someone I don't care what I get back.
I do it in hope to make a person happy. Nothing more. This people fail here self later crying in the forum "I didn't get I wanted" haha they forgot the fun is not to get big things the fun is to gift one.

But thats only my view of this. I can unnderstand what you mean.

You mean people like Bneish Rankor. Goonfleets own grinch 2016.

That guy had serious issues.

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014
Haha yes Did't remeber the name I only remeber all te drama and mimimi ....

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011

Reverand maynard posted:

Do what I do. Don't sign up for it but contract people that do sign up random poo poo in hostile stations and an evemail that says merry christmas!

I like your style

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Reverand maynard posted:

Do what I do. Don't sign up for it but contract people that do sign up random poo poo in hostile stations and an evemail that says merry christmas!

Last year I got a new member who only ever posted in the SS thread. I contracted him random MiniLuv garbage that was worth billions, but difficult to sell/move (tobacco, t2 small smartbombs, garbage skins, etc). He rejected all of the contracts. It was probably 8b isk altogether.

nex
Jul 23, 2001

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Grimey Drawer
I got firvain as my santa, turned out preeeetty good

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014
What an idiot. I mean it can become funny to try to get the stuff out to sell it in Jita.
The funny thing ist your present ist for me verry good goon style. He got on the on side billions on the other he has to be smart to get it.... What can you more expect for a good gift?

I like your gift idea. drat one of the coolest things I ever did was to help people to jump stuff and ships out of delve as they was thinking it's all lost....

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014

nex posted:

I got firvain as my santa, turned out preeeetty good

I had to gift him in 2016 ggg

XenJ fucked around with this message at 22:03 on May 13, 2017

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

XenJ posted:

What an idiot. I mean it can become funny to try to get the stuff out to sell it in Jita.
The funny thing ist your present ist for me verry good goon style. He got on the on side billions on the other he has to be smart to get it.... What can you more expect for a good gift?

I like your gift idea. drat one of the coolest things I ever did was to help people to jump stuff and ships out of delve as they was thinking it's all lost....

It was already in Jita 4-4. Each day was something different for the 12 Days of Goonsmas. On day 5 he started rejecting contracts.

XenJ
Aug 1, 2014
Just think he sent it back because he could not believe it was no mistake.

Maybe we are wrong an he is a good one 😛 haha

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Secret Santa's not so bad. First year's Santee was a pos with no post who never thanked me, but the 2nd year's Santee was cool and appreciative. I'm probably going to do it again this year.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Scooter's gift to Angelique was possibly the best gift tho.

Jbz
Jun 6, 2011

Yea gently caress the War Room secret santa, I can't even get my lovely santa's name.

Though one of my favorite eve related things was sending a hand painted Fatbee picture to some Frenchman, so it can't be all bad.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I keep forgetting to sign up. I'm going to have to make the effort this year.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

I love the people complaining about Goonswarm Federation in TYOOL 2017

They are unironically complaining because we have too LITTLE sov

:psyduck:

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

not really, simple things like only being able to jump out of highsec by going to border systems would be fine

We've already told you why your ideas are stupid yet you keep posting them.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Rhymenoserous posted:

We've already told you why your ideas are stupid yet you keep posting them.

yeah well the current system is totally one sided, either remove jfs from the game and just allow stuff to magically fly toward you at the normal jf rate with prices or make them interactable outside of the mentally disabled.

they have literally no point other than being a timesink and bait for dumbasses

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

they have literally no point other than being a timesink and bait for dumbasses

much like your posting

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

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the irony is if this nerd spent a quarter of the time actually doing the stuff that affects war resupply that he does fuming about every JF that waddles past he might have actually been able to do some damage

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

the irony is if this nerd spent a quarter of the time actually doing the stuff that affects war resupply that he does fuming about every JF that waddles past he might have actually been able to do some damage

Not really sure what you'd suggest a ganker to do other than to gank, which the point was that you can't do that effectively to affect the war supply

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

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working mom posted:

Not really sure what you'd suggest a ganker to do other than to gank, which the point was that you can't do that effectively to affect the war supply

think outside the box

hint: spaceship violence is only one tool in your box

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

think outside the box

hint: spaceship violence is only one tool in your box

Aside from meta gaming/scamming, market fuckery or shooting every cyno in range of jita. There aren't many options to stop (or even affect) someone from getting from A>B in a JF.

Christ, aside from killing the dumb ones that don't have a ready and waiting out cyno, the biggest impact I've made personally is one of inconvenience by making them cyno out instead of slowboating through HS gates

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Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

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working mom posted:

Aside from meta gaming/scamming, market fuckery or shooting every cyno in range of jita. There aren't many options to stop (or even affect) someone from getting from A>B in a JF.

And what's wrong with any of those options

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