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Alaois posted:"I really didn't say everything I said." - Yogi Berra "No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Lol maybe 1944 gis were thinking that. They really weren't
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Solice Kirsk posted:"No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra "Hey-hey-hey, pick-a-nick baskets!" - Yogi Berra
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WOW, what a hot take you brave goon.
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Goons only post latuff ironically to bait other goons
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Goons only post latuff ironically to bait other goons Is "ironic" the slang you kids use for "lazy" or "low effort"?
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flosofl posted:Is "ironic" the slang you kids use for "lazy" or "low effort"? No we use 'flosofl' for that.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:No we use 'flosofl' for that.  Well done (and I know I made it easy).
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flosofl posted:
Yeah I couldn't resist. And i don't even know what kids do these days 
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:And i don't even know what kids do these days  they bone
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Athens man arrested second time in three months for family violence involving pork chop
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Debt Dodgers: Some cash-strapped former students are choosing to leave America behind in order to avoid paying off their giant debts.
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Florida Man Crashes Into Fire Hydrant and Drowns on 89th Birthday
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Is this the last we'll hear from Florida Man? Stay tuned, same Florida Time, same Florida Channel
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syscall girl posted:Is this the last we'll hear from Florida Man?
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You can strike me down but I shall become more Florida than you can possibly imagine.
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And on the same page "Memphis, Tennessee, Man Fatally Sets Himself on Fire on Facebook Live" quote:The video shows McLemore seated while he pours kerosene all over his body. He then lights himself on fire and runs off screen. Which reminds me of. 
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 Boring, Oregon. A town that ABSOLUTELY lives up to its name.
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Pastor eaten by crocodiles after trying to ‘walk on water like Jesus’ http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/crocodile-attack-pastor-eaten-walk-on-water-like-jesus-zimbabwe-crocodile-river-a7736126.html “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week” 
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Stoatbringer posted:Pastor eaten by crocodiles after trying to ‘walk on water like Jesus’ He mustn't have prayed correctly. I've been praying and fasting* for a week and haven't been eaten by a croc. * I haven't eaten take out once
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That'll make for an interesting episode of "Dumb People Town"
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Catberry posted:And on the same page Read this as "finally sets himself on fire", wondered if he kept telling people he was gonna do it for so long they just got bored and went "sure Bob, of course you will" every time he brought it up until he actually did it
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Stoatbringer posted:Pastor eaten by crocodiles after trying to ‘walk on water like Jesus’ Isn't it, like, the height of blasphemy to try and recreate Jesus' minor miracles? Those crocs were obviously Christ himself coming to stop a blasphemer. Did they say this unprompted, or were they asked about it specifically? Either way is pretty strange, but there is a bit of a difference there.
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Ruflux posted:Read this as "finally sets himself on fire", wondered if he kept telling people he was gonna do it for so long they just got bored and went "sure Bob, of course you will" every time he brought it up until he actually did it 
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WWN is probably cheating but I loved this
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Oh man those are funny, now I'm sad it's not from some real show tho.  This is true however: https://twitter.com/WCVB/status/864083470523420672
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SpacePig posted:Isn't it, like, the height of blasphemy to try and recreate Jesus' minor miracles? Those crocs were obviously Christ himself coming to stop a blasphemer. Not unless he was claiming that he actually was Jesus, which it doesn't seem like he was. Some denominations believe that if a person is sufficiently righteous, that God will grant them the ability to perform miracles such as faith healing, handling dangerous serpents, speaking in tongues, etc. A lot of denominations would regard it as foolish, since while it would be within God's power to grant such power and protection, God has no reason to do so for a person who intentionally places themselves in harm's way. There's a huge difference between someone who, through unlucky circumstances, finds themselves in mortal danger from wild animals and prays for deliverance, and someone who runs headlong into an alligator-infested body of water expecting God to keep them safe because they're such a good person. I would personally interpret it as the person testing whether their faith is true in God's eyes, which is something that most denominations say that a person cannot know.
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My goal is to become a respected professor and issue announcements on the plausibility of unrelated things. Mutant attack dogs technically possible. Solar powered unicycles achievable within the next decade. Feeding california into a giant blender likely to prove impractical
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SpacePig posted:Did they say this unprompted, or were they asked about it specifically? Either way is pretty strange, but there is a bit of a difference there. You're not really getting into the spirit of this thread at all. It says 'Weird News Headlines' not 'Weird News Articles'.
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Anything is fine, and stop complaining about fake news!
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Azathoth posted:Not unless he was claiming that he actually was Jesus, which it doesn't seem like he was. Some denominations believe that if a person is sufficiently righteous, that God will grant them the ability to perform miracles such as faith healing, handling dangerous serpents, speaking in tongues, etc. Yeah, despite the fact that I haven't set foot in a church in decades, my mind immediately jumped to: "And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."--Luke 4:12 Deliberately being a dumbass in hopes that a being of immense power will do tricks on command just seems like a terrible idea. And then you get eaten by crocodiles.
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