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ArbitraryC posted:Oh man I had forgotten about that one, that was truly some next level awful when he turned around and accused the dad of raping the dog. IIRC the story turned out to be confirmed fake tho fortunately. is that the whole colby fiasco or were there multiple dog abuse sagas?
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NomChompsky posted:Get this: He didn't think about you while you were there. He isn't thinking about you now, either. He's thinking about his train collection or whatever weird thing he likes. Sherlock, maybe. He might be thinking about me, and how he hurt my feelings, and be beating himself up about it....
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maskenfreiheit posted:is that the whole colby fiasco or were there multiple dog abuse sagas? Son molests family dog, dad figures out something happened and confronts him, son admits it was wrong/won't happen again. Dad makes him go to therapy for a bit but otherwise doesn't tell mom cause he thinks that he's working through it and the son will be more comfortable with his dad on this subject. Month or two later son molests dog again, this time dad does tell mom, when mom confronts son he lies and ends up suggesting that it is dad who is raping dog. Wife somehow accepts lying teen facing possibly severe consequences at face value, leaves with son/dog and tells all their friends/family that they're getting divorced cause dad is a dogfucker. Month later son is diddling the dog again and gets bit, gets caught by mom who comes groveling back to dad but it's too late marriage is over. It was like a slow motion trainwreck played out in updates but later confirmed to be a work of fiction fortunately.
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ArbitraryC posted:Son molests family dog, dad figures out something happened and confronts him, son admits it was wrong/won't happen again. Dad makes him go to therapy for a bit but otherwise doesn't tell mom cause he thinks that he's working through it and the son will be more comfortable with his dad on this subject. Month or two later son molests dog again, this time dad does tell mom, when mom confronts son he lies and ends up suggesting that it is dad who is raping dog. Wife somehow accepts lying teen facing possibly severe consequences at face value, leaves with son/dog and tells all their friends/family that they're getting divorced cause dad is a dogfucker. Month later son is diddling the dog again and gets bit, gets caught by mom who comes groveling back to dad but it's too late marriage is over. yeah, that's the colby thing. How'd they prove it was fake?
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ArbitraryC posted:Son molests family dog, dad figures out something happened and confronts him, son admits it was wrong/won't happen again. Dad makes him go to therapy for a bit but otherwise doesn't tell mom cause he thinks that he's working through it and the son will be more comfortable with his dad on this subject. Month or two later son molests dog again, this time dad does tell mom, when mom confronts son he lies and ends up suggesting that it is dad who is raping dog. Wife somehow accepts lying teen facing possibly severe consequences at face value, leaves with son/dog and tells all their friends/family that they're getting divorced cause dad is a dogfucker. Month later son is diddling the dog again and gets bit, gets caught by mom who comes groveling back to dad but it's too late marriage is over. There are some really hosed up people in this world to get off from writing a serial drama about dogfucking in a /relationships format.
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Pick posted:He might be thinking about me, and how he hurt my feelings, and be beating himself up about it.... I was like 800 posts behind, so OOC I jumped ahead to see if pick was still talking about that one guy. I think it's kind of funny that Pick has basically made all goons into her mega-Hugh and now she's trying to squeeze more compassion from the 'tism stone. No judgment, just lol. also, what is the thread's preferred way of avoiding reposts? Or do you all have creepy photographic memories for reddit stories?
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maskenfreiheit posted:yeah, that's the colby thing. I forget exactly but I think they ended up either posting an update under their main account by accident (where their history made it was clear that they were not married with teenage son) or something to that effect.
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rat-born cock posted:I was like 800 posts behind, so OOC I jumped ahead to see if pick was still talking about that one guy. I think it's kind of funny that Pick has basically made all goons into her mega-Hugh and now she's trying to squeeze more compassion from the 'tism stone. No judgment, just lol. If it didnt come up in the last few pages nobody will remember, except, all the ones that arent in the bracket tier tales people forget all the time and repost and chat about again. Like the tales about "my SO is going on a trip without me and a person they want to gently caress, what does it mean" at this point could be a mad lib for how many there are.
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rat-born cock posted:also, what is the thread's preferred way of avoiding reposts? Or do you all have creepy photographic memories for reddit stories? Generally, there are so many stories that reposts are uncommon, and this thread is so big that most people haven't seen a story before because it's on page 391 which not everyone read so it doesn't seem like a repost anyway. Or people forgot it because it's not "Dancing Queen" Crazy. Also we have insane creepy photographic memories for reddit stories.
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rat-born cock posted:I was like 800 posts behind, so OOC I jumped ahead to see if pick was still talking about that one guy. I think it's kind of funny that Pick has basically made all goons into her mega-Hugh and now she's trying to squeeze more compassion from the 'tism stone. No judgment, just lol. I always remember a random detail. Berth Ell Pup, vegetable sodomy, guy who was convinced his girlfriend was super smart because she took a college algebra class, guy whose girlfriend demanded nightly rear end eatings before bed, girl whose boyfriend would spend an hour or two kissing her rear end and slowly working toward her butthole even though she didn't particularly enjoy it, that lady with super low self esteem that was having sex with the dude that called her a cow (that Elsa made into a comic). There's always just one small ~*something*~ that makes them memorable.
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May 13, 2017 19:38
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rat-born cock posted:also, what is the thread's preferred way of avoiding reposts? Or do you all have creepy photographic memories for reddit stories? google search "site:forums.somethingawful.com "__________________" then just put the title of the post in the blank, keeping the quotes. It might not catch everything but it seems to work.
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May 13, 2017 19:44
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Don't forget Pete, who is a great example of exactly what to do when faced by a terrible person.
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May 13, 2017 19:45
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Pete, Secretly Wealthy Ex-Boyfriend, the one about the lady that fed her dog thirty hotdogs a day and had a breakdown when her SO groomed it, the one with the vegetable thieving crones, the one where the guy used to frequent his girlfriend's stripper sister.
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May 13, 2017 19:49
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Mr.  engineer guy probably finds normal human interactions with normal humans at least as baffling as anything feng shui pendulum girl does so he should stick it out for both their sakes. He'll probably have an easier time remembering which electrical outlets are verboten than handling esoteric social norms like "don't monologue about Winston Churchill while loving."
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May 13, 2017 19:50
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The rich ex-boyfriend post was probably a redpill honeypot but it was still well-done and entertaining
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May 13, 2017 19:55
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There was a Rich Girlfriend one that also got like 10 pages of conversation. I still appreciate when the top advice is stuff like "why do you have $5mil in a savings account you moron???"
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May 13, 2017 19:56
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rat-born cock posted:For fans of the buried lede genre... Theres the obvious buried lede of what the actual photo is, but the real buried lede is this person is 33 years old and writes at a level a toddler would call confused and childish.
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May 13, 2017 20:20
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Pick posted:He might be thinking about me, and how he hurt my feelings, and be beating himself up about it.... Nope. Also imgur would not load your mp4.
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I Said No posted:Don't forget Pete, who is a great example of exactly what to do when faced by a terrible person. There was also that 20 year old who dumped his gf for suggesting they open up their relationship specifically so she could bang a mutual friend.
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therobit posted:Nope. It sure as hell loaded for me, as I stood in a slow moving checkout line at Molbaks Home and Garden. Surrounded by kindly old women. While purchasing a lovely white orchid for my Dear Mother. Yes, it loaded. And rather quickly at that
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fruit on the bottom posted:It sure as hell loaded for me, as I stood in a slow moving checkout line at Molbaks Home and Garden. Surrounded by kindly old women. While purchasing a lovely white orchid for my Dear Mother. Ah. Must be my lovely phone then.
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May 13, 2017 21:39
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Berth ell pup is bracket tier for sure. Pete is awesome but the story itself is just a standard thing, it's just Pete is a sane person and not a pushover.
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May 13, 2017 22:22
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I can't believe no one's brought up the girl who made her boyfriend hold fake funerals and would withhold sex if he didn't cry during the weekly eulogy.
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Guildenstern Mother posted:I can't believe no one's brought up the girl who made her boyfriend hold fake funerals and would withhold sex if he didn't cry during the weekly eulogy. Please link it, I missed that one.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:quit trying to make the reddit thread about how woke you are, or whatever Is this bracket-worthy? Or just cannon fodder?
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I can't keep up with this thread anymore... We need a front page goldmine please Rich
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Guildenstern Mother posted:I can't believe no one's brought up the girl who made her boyfriend hold fake funerals and would withhold sex if he didn't cry during the weekly eulogy. I forgot this one. It was amazing.
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Brand new, hot off the presses. Boyfriend bought his female friend a $200 vibrator. quote:So my boyfriend has this girl friend that he plays online games with and has never met in real life. They've been friends for years and she's actually the one who told him to set up an online dating profile which is how we met.
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May 13, 2017 23:47
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Pick posted:He might be thinking about me, and how he hurt my feelings, and be beating himself up about it.... Nope, he was glad to be watching Sherlock and Peep Show all alone with nobody bothering him. Probably did a sick wheely in his chair out of sheer excitement.
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dudeness posted:Brand new, hot off the presses. When my mother got married and quit her job, the men she worked with all pitched in to buy her loads of sexy lingerie as a farewell present. Times they do change.
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dudeness posted:Brand new, hot off the presses. I dont see the big deal, he wants to be like her mom to her and help her fill a hole.
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May 13, 2017 23:52
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dudeness posted:Brand new, hot off the presses. N i c e
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May 13, 2017 23:53
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I insist Racist Thailand Asian Fetish Man be included in the bracket.
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zakharov posted:I insist Racist Thailand Asian Fetish Man be included in the bracket. seconded
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quote:I decided I'd help him out by unsubscribing him from all the spam emails he gets. hmmm
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NomChompsky posted:Nope, he was glad to be watching Sherlock and Peep Show all alone with nobody bothering him. Probably did a sick wheely in his chair out of sheer excitement. When he went out to his parents' vacation home last year, which is in a really romantic spot, I offered to stop by in case he "wanted some company" but he said he did not want to be interrupted while re-watching Fawlty Towels.
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zakharov posted:I insist Racist Thailand Asian Fetish Man be included in the bracket. Link here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=298&perpage=40#post467776700
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