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Dollas posted:*thinks big bang theory is funny* That show was made for and primarily enjoyed by the olds
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:34 |
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*thinks there's more than two genders* *chops off sons penis because he likes girl toys*
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# ? May 14, 2017 00:57 |
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# ? May 14, 2017 01:05 |
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*Pre-emptively places son in prison at birth, as he well might be a rapist/misogynist later on.*
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# ? May 14, 2017 01:14 |
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*kid never ventures out of the house alone until he is 18 because there are child rapists hiding behind every bush*
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# ? May 14, 2017 01:37 |
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*Has melodramatic tantrum and casts son/daughter into exile when they reveal that they aren't homosexual.*
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# ? May 14, 2017 01:54 |
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Sic Semper Goon posted:*Has melodramatic tantrum and casts son/daughter into exile when they reveal that they aren't homosexual.*
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# ? May 14, 2017 02:02 |
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# ? May 14, 2017 02:04 |
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*the "birds and bees" includes an hour-long talk about the rape-plague of 2017: stealthing*
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# ? May 14, 2017 03:34 |
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Kid shows a talent for sports. Parent is deeply ashamed.
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# ? May 14, 2017 03:50 |
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*posts scathing burns about anyone even a day younger than me for my geriatric pals at forums dot somethingawful dot com*
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# ? May 14, 2017 04:14 |
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* Avoids social media while pregnant so they don't get triggered too hard and miscarry. *
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# ? May 14, 2017 23:16 |
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"get in touch if you'd like to see the new baby! my husband and I are actually choosing NOT to share photos of our new baby on social media, in a move that is somehow even more up our own assholes than people who do!"
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# ? May 14, 2017 23:30 |
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Lol
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# ? May 14, 2017 23:36 |
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Takes thousands of pictures the depressed baby being posed next to pop culture icons
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# ? May 14, 2017 23:40 |
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Buys $100 Computer Game logo baby clothes that will be outgrown in a month.
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# ? May 14, 2017 23:44 |
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Has a water birth at home, baby dies when cord is wrapped around its neck and no one knows how to resuscitate it.
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:02 |
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*circumcises the kid, ironically*
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:15 |
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wtf is the third one supposed to be
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:31 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:wtf is the third one supposed to be That's the Delorean from Back To The Future, you knuckle-beak.
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:34 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:wtf is the third one supposed to be I'm thinking the DeLorean from Back to the Future.
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:34 |
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I think that's the delorean from back to the future
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:35 |
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That has to be the DeLorean from Back to the Future, right?
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:39 |
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It's a tesla model x obv you dum dum last four posters.
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# ? May 15, 2017 02:40 |
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etalian posted:Takes thousands of pictures the depressed baby being posed next to pop culture icons This is how I picture the new Star Wars theme park at Disney.
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:06 |
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my apologies, i've never actually seen that movie
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:09 |
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Can't wait for the kid's new baby bottle, it looks like an IPA!
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:27 |
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Has no appreciation for M.A.S.H. Knows what a Kanye West is.
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# ? May 15, 2017 04:05 |
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did anybody say duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yet?
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# ? May 15, 2017 04:18 |
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*usually drunk*
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# ? May 15, 2017 04:41 |
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Did anyone say the DeLorean from Back to the Future yet?
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# ? May 15, 2017 04:42 |
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*buys a puppy, calls it a 'Fur-Baby' and posts pics on Facebook* e: I think it's a DeLorean
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# ? May 15, 2017 04:49 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:did anybody say Only when I read your posts
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# ? May 15, 2017 16:51 |
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bradzilla the bad post killah OH SNAP
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:30 |
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Hey son, say hi to the twitch stream! How was your day at sch... *voice modulator* THANKS MTNDEW66 FOR THE DONATION
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:47 |
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Les Os posted:*one day reads a blog about the nutritional benefits of infant belly button lint* holy poo poo
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# ? May 16, 2017 23:57 |
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*gives food and shelter to a child out of love*
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# ? May 17, 2017 00:23 |
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Strategic Tea posted:*sincerely hopes daughter grows up as much like a Female Vidya Game Protagonist as possible, or maybe Rey from star wars* Jesus
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# ? May 17, 2017 22:05 |
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I`ll keep my children on a steady diet of speed from a early age. I want them to get good grades. But dont worry their health and safety is my first concern. That`s why i never had them vaccinated.
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# ? May 17, 2017 23:28 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:34 |
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*raises child in Foucault-ian pan-optihell*
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