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The only way to identify a person with cancer is if they're shaved bald/wearing a bandana. I kinda hate whoever made that macro right now.
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# ? May 13, 2017 23:44 |
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I really don't know why but when I watched this one I thought of this thread, so I'm posting it: No stdh, but all the stdh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTkgpy9grFI
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# ? May 14, 2017 03:00 |
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Zipperelli. posted:It's an almost literal impossibility to date someone for 3 weeks without knowing they have cancer, especially with all the extraneous poo poo they have to do, both pre-, and post-chemo. "I went on a date with a person three weeks ago, and after incessantly calling them they told me they had cancer. Just my luck."
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# ? May 14, 2017 03:47 |
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JGdmn posted:"I went on a date with a person three weeks ago, and after incessantly calling them they told me they had cancer. I like your version better tbh.
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# ? May 14, 2017 15:53 |
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e: whoops wrong thread!
kimbo305 has a new favorite as of 05:28 on May 17, 2017 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13pnhs/comment/c7624x4The Warlizard Chroniclist posted:Too late to the thread but this is a good story:
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# ? May 16, 2017 01:35 |
I Googled stuff like "Twisted Ostrich" and couldn't find anything but this story again.....except this forum post on a pheromone website. I think I've found a treasure of a different kind.
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# ? May 16, 2017 01:58 |
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The most unbelievable part of that is that there's this fetish wrestling site going on for years and yet nobody had ever registered the name Sue Plex
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# ? May 16, 2017 02:03 |
Also he's not kidding about making a loving STDH book.
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# ? May 16, 2017 02:10 |
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Oh it's *that* tool. He's the low-rent Tucker Max (which is a feat in itself)
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# ? May 16, 2017 02:17 |
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Garrand posted:The most unbelievable part of that is that there's this fetish wrestling site going on for years and yet nobody had ever registered the name Sue Plex I fully believe that a solid portion of STDH stories are formed because of someone coming up with a pun like this or a witty retort, and building the story backwards from there. Because "Hey what about a woman wrestler named Sue Plex" just isn't interesting enough.
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# ? May 16, 2017 17:30 |
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One thing that's common across all these STDH revenge fantasies is how the authors always end up coming across weirder and creepier than the characters they're supposed to be totally owning. It takes talent to be the creepier weirdo in a story about a guy that wrestles prostitutes on the Internet.
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# ? May 16, 2017 17:34 |
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I like how him having his personal life turn to poo poo because of this "prank" made him go easier on the underlings he hated, not harder like how real life works.
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# ? May 16, 2017 22:29 |
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I appreciate the intent but this poo poo didn't happen
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# ? May 16, 2017 23:46 |
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I AM PIECE
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# ? May 17, 2017 00:51 |
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Why would you go with "I AM FASCIST..." instead of "I AM A FASCIST..."? If it's just for space considerations, couldn't they do "I'M A FASCIST..."? Also who wants a coffee mug with just a plain old number on it?
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# ? May 17, 2017 01:04 |
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walrusman posted:Why would you go with "I AM FASCIST..." instead of "I AM A FASCIST..."? If it's just for space considerations, couldn't they do "I'M A FASCIST..."? Fascists?
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# ? May 17, 2017 01:08 |
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Hags
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# ? May 17, 2017 01:08 |
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walrusman posted:Why would you go with "I AM FASCIST..." instead of "I AM A FASCIST..."? If it's just for space considerations, couldn't they do "I'M A FASCIST..."? Anti-Defamation League posted:1488 is a combination of two popular white supremacist numeric symbols. The first symbol is 14, which is shorthand for the "14 Words" slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The second is 88, which stands for "Heil Hitler" (H being the 8th letter of the alphabet). Together, the numbers form a general endorsement of white supremacy and its beliefs.
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# ? May 17, 2017 03:41 |
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If mug shops can refuse to make fascist mugs, bakeries can refuse to make gay wedding cakes
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# ? May 17, 2017 03:52 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:If mug shops can refuse to make fascist mugs, bakeries can refuse to make gay wedding cakes But only Tall cakes.
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# ? May 17, 2017 04:09 |
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I know the significance of that number, I just don't know why you'd bother to get it on a coffee mug. Either cover it with swastikas and SS runes, or just use a normal boring non-Nazi mug.
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# ? May 17, 2017 06:20 |
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walrusman posted:I know the significance of that number, I just don't know why you'd bother to get it on a coffee mug. Either cover it with swastikas and SS runes, or just use a normal boring non-Nazi mug. The real answer is the writer never met a real white supremacist before and just assumes that is something they would want because they heard it on the internet.
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# ? May 17, 2017 06:26 |
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Wait, that's a Nazi thing? My co-worker told me it was Scottish pride thing for his Clan, because it's the year the Battle of Sauchieburn happened, which leads to James IV of Scotland becoming king. I'm loving livid, he was going on for like 5 minutes about it just today.
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# ? May 17, 2017 08:37 |
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Someone really better tell the Aryan Brotherhood to stop getting tats like this then
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# ? May 17, 2017 08:42 |
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Turtlicious posted:Wait, that's a Nazi thing? My co-worker told me it was Scottish pride thing for his Clan, because it's the year the Battle of Sauchieburn happened, which leads to James IV of Scotland becoming king. LOL it's very very much a nazi/white supremacy thing yeah. You're co-worker is either a nazi or an idiot it guess. E: well more naive and not tainted by the extreme right Internet than idiot I guess. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 10:34 on May 17, 2017 |
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# ? May 17, 2017 11:28 |
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That took a really different direction than I was expecting.
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# ? May 17, 2017 12:11 |
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oldpainless posted:Hags I appreciated this.
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# ? May 17, 2017 13:00 |
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eating only apples posted:I appreciated this. I've always wondered if that bit was scripted or improv, cracks me up every time.
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# ? May 17, 2017 13:58 |
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Biplane posted:I've always wondered if that bit was scripted or improv, cracks me up every time. The Edgar Wright movies are heavily scripted, what with all the setup and payoff, I doubt very much it was improv'd.
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# ? May 17, 2017 14:54 |
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Biplane posted:I've always wondered if that bit was scripted or improv, cracks me up every time. You can see the guy in the back crack a smile just before the guy in front comes back into view.
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# ? May 17, 2017 15:19 |
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88 is also a super lucky number in china. Or maybe the guy was born 4th of january/ 1st of april 1988. He'll never catch a break
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# ? May 17, 2017 15:23 |
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White supremacists DO like Scottish and Celtic imagery, though, perhaps second only to Viking poo poo. The hits just keep coming. edit: someone also once told me that 88 was a popular number because the Wehrmacht used 88mm artillery. walrusman has a new favorite as of 15:54 on May 17, 2017 |
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walrusman posted:edit: someone also once told me that 88 was a popular number because the Wehrmacht used 88mm artillery. They didn't, or if they did it was a one-off design that I forgot about. They mostly used 7.5cm and 10.5cm. Edit: I take that back, Nazi Germany's major flak gun was 8.8cm. Let the post stand as a monument to me jumping the gun. Prism has a new favorite as of 16:31 on May 17, 2017 |
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Prism posted:They didn't, or if they did it was a one-off design that I forgot about. They mostly used 7.5cm and 10.5cm.
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# ? May 17, 2017 16:38 |
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WampaLord posted:The Edgar Wright movies are heavily scripted, what with all the setup and payoff, I doubt very much it was improv'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOzD4Sfgag
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# ? May 17, 2017 16:55 |
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St Evan Echoes posted:Everyone watch this if you haven't already, dude is the best at visual gags: I went into this going "Eh, well, I've already seen this, but I just want to watch the first few seconds again because it's great." 7:59 later, I'm back here. God drat what a great video on a great director.
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:33 |
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Turtlicious posted:Wait, that's a Nazi thing? My co-worker told me it was Scottish pride thing for his Clan, Its hard to hear the k when it's said out loud, to be fair
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