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super sweet best pal posted:Is it even possible to rape a machine? My pencil sharpener doesn't complain.
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Jose Oquendo posted:If Jurassic World 2 gives us rocket launcher dinosaurs I can forgive the mediocrity of the first one. It would be cool if the next one was a dinosaur war movie. The insane military plan to weaponize dinosaurs was a complete success and now the madmen who ran it are the heroes of the movie.
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super sweet best pal posted:Is it even possible to rape a machine? As soon as man programs a machine to not enjoy being raped it's possible to rape a machine.
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PostNouveau posted:It would be cool if the next one was a dinosaur war movie. The insane military plan to weaponize dinosaurs was a complete success and now the madmen who ran it are the heroes of the movie. We can finally get those dinosaur mounts from that Mass Effect 3 fetch quest.
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reignofevil posted:As soon as man programs a machine to not enjoy being raped it's possible to rape a machine. A man is never going to program that feature.
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reignofevil posted:As soon as man programs a machine to not enjoy being raped it's possible to rape a machine. The idea of a man raping a furby as it distressingly protests in its fake furby language is not funny But this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA106XCO8hQ&t=170s vermin fucked around with this message at 03:53 on May 14, 2017 |
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You can rape a Tickle Me Elmo all day and all it can do is vibrate and giggle with delight. Obviously designed by a man.
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mng posted:Mike would hate Jurassic World if he watched it again. Same thing happened with Troy where I was bummed that the Das Boot director took out all the cool mythological poo poo to make a boring "realistic" war epic. I wanted Achilles fighting a river because the river god was mad that Achilles was choking his river with the corpses of Trojans  reignofevil posted:Judge Dredd is actually not bad.
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Space Taxi posted:A man is never going to program that feature. I wish I had your optimism.
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reignofevil posted:I wish I had your optimism. Pervert 1: I have successfully programmed the fuckbot to want sex. Pervert 2: Can you program a fuckbot to... not like sex? [smash cut to the third act of I, Robot / The Matrix 3 / opening scene of Terminator 2]
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Open your legs, GAL. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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ID4:R was a pretty fun movie, far more entertaining than TFA. If they cut out the Chinese propaganda it would score a extra point. She was so superfluous cutting her out would have had zero negative impact.
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I can't wait until the China pandering gets so bad an American studio makes a big budget Romance of the Three Kingdoms movie. But still only gives one Chinese actor a small role because gently caress hiring Asian actors
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oohhboy posted:ID4:R was a pretty fun movie, far more entertaining than TFA. You're high dude. That movie was an atrocity.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I can't wait until the China pandering gets so bad an American studio makes a big budget Romance of the Three Kingdoms movie. But still only gives one Chinese actor a small role because gently caress hiring Asian actors The Martian had the most pandering of any recent movie I've seen.
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Y'all see that stuff they shoved into Iron Man 3 for the Chinese market where Iron Man goes to China because their amazing doctors are the only ones who can fix his heart?
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monster on a stick posted:The Martian had the most pandering of any recent movie I've seen. Chinese space agency saving America is going to be hard to top. Can't wait to hear how much ultra-pandering Transformers 5 has in it.
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What's funny is I don't think the Chinese market actually cares about representation in movies seeing how that Great Wall movie made by a Chinese person and they cast Matt Damon as the lead. I think a lot of the added stuff is just studios overthinking or complying with those dumb rules the Chinese government has for movies.
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It won't be long before the pandering reaches peak level and they release a superhero movie called Chinaman.
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After Rogue One tanked despite two chinese actors in major roles, and the whole prequel trilogy tanked despite the omission of ghosts and the frequent Japanese jokes, hopefully everyone has learned their lesson and won't try to shoehorn Chinese horseshit into Star Wars anymore and it will be the only film franchise without China's dick in its mouth.
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One day China's film industry will dominate the global market and cast a token round eye in each of their films to satisfy foreign viewers.
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PostNouveau posted:You're high dude. That movie was an atrocity. I said I was entertained. This doesn't preclude the lack of technical ability or overall construction. That said TFA has fragrant disregard for time and space that even have the hardcore blanched.
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oohhboy posted:I said I was entertained. This doesn't preclude the lack of technical ability or overall construction. That said TFA has fragrant disregard for time and space that even have the hardcore blanched. Yeah I don't care about TFA. ID42 was a war crime, and we need to bring the perpetrators to justice.
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A few months back RLM released a vid speculating about 2017 movies and how well they'll do. Too lazy to link it, sorry. Anyway in that video Mike said that this upcoming Transformers movie might be the one that is less successful than the previous ones and which starts the downward trend. Do you all think that will be the case? The first Transformers movie came out a decade ago. How long can a movie franchise last? The only one I can think of that has lasted for decades is James Bond. But usually these things peter out.
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Just remember there's a baby Han Solo movie coming out soon. ID42 is going to look like The Godfather next to that piece of poo poo.
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PostNouveau posted:Yeah I don't care about TFA. ID42 was a war crime, and we need to bring the perpetrators to justice. Outer space aliens aren't covered under the Geneva Convention.
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Space Taxi posted:One day China's film industry will dominate the global market and cast a token round eye in each of their films to satisfy foreign viewers. Someone just mentioned The Great Wall which was exactly this. Or Back to 1942 which had American film superstar Adrien Brody (??). Nobody cares most of the times because Americans don't watch foreign language movies.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just remember there's a baby Han Solo movie coming out soon. And he will be smuggling A grade, top quality merchandise from an Asian looking trader.
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For anyone who hasn't seen it, Stanley Tucci is in this film playing Carl Sagan if he was an evil rear end in a top hat. achillesforever6 posted:Same thing happened with Troy where I was bummed that the Das Boot director took out all the cool mythological poo poo to make a boring "realistic" war epic. I wanted Achilles fighting a river because the river god was mad that Achilles was choking his river with the corpses of Trojans Troy is about half a good movie. Pretty much everything (minus Achilles) with the Greeks is good stuff, while pretty much everything (minus Priam) with the Trojans is sappy crap. Brian Cox as Agamemnon was loving great, he is so good at playing an rear end in a top hat. And the scene where Priam begs Achilles for the return of Hector's body is absolutely perfect. But the film does have a large share of problems, a lot of which are caused by the soundtrack being loving terrible. I know people rip on Hanz Zimmer for recycling his music, but he has nothing on James Horner. That man made exactly three different riffs, which he repeats in every single one of his movies except for Mask of Zorro. He repeats the goddamn Klingon/Khan tune in every movie, and Troy is no different. The difference between Zimmer and Horner is that Horner was also an egotistical jackass thoroughly self absorbed with his own "genius", to the point where he started slagging off the original composer, Gabriel Yared, because his score didn't test well with focus groups. Horner should have died in a plane crash a lot earlier than he did. Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 14, 2017 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:I can't wait until the China pandering gets so bad an American studio makes a big budget Romance of the Three Kingdoms movie. But still only gives one Chinese actor a small role because gently caress hiring Asian actors Red Cliff is dece
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Blue Star posted:A few months back RLM released a vid speculating about 2017 movies and how well they'll do. Too lazy to link it, sorry. Anyway in that video Mike said that this upcoming Transformers movie might be the one that is less successful than the previous ones and which starts the downward trend. Do you all think that will be the case? The first fast and the furious movie came out in 2001
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Mr. F! posted:The first fast and the furious movie came out in 2001 To be fair it was really crappy.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just remember there's a baby Han Solo movie coming out soon. Question for everyone in the thread, how will the following elements be inevitably worked into the movie: 1. Han shot first. 2. Kessel Run, less than 12 parsecs. 3. loving Jedi and force bullshit even though its completely unnecessary but this is Star Wars.
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khwarezm posted:Question for everyone in the thread, how will the following elements be inevitably worked into the movie: Han is gonna see some force poo poo and be like 'Wtf" even tho this doesn't make any sense for the plot and actively contradicts things.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Troy is about half a good movie. Pretty much everything (minus Achilles) with the Greeks is good stuff, while pretty much everything (minus Priam) with the Trojans is sappy crap. Brian Cox as Agamemnon was loving great, he is so good at playing an rear end in a top hat. And the scene where Priam begs Achilles for the return of Hector's body is absolutely perfect. I know its thousands of years old and there is a lot of cultural dissonance now, but honestly the Trojan Cycle is very cinematic and I wouldn't think it would be that hard to get someone to sell a multi movie series about the whole war. First movie you do all the set up for the events leading to the war and end with the first major battle, 2nd movie is more or less a flashforward to the events of The Iliad, then the last movie you do all the end war stuff and end it with a Animal Housesque montage of all the Greek Kings who got hosed over because Ajax the lesser decided he wanted to rape someone at the Temple of Athena. Then you can do a The Odyssey series. Give me time and I'll have that screenplay eventually done Hollywood.
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Diomedes for life, yo.
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May as well just include the Aeneid in that too then.
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A greek classics cinematic universe, with a spinoff franchise based on Geoffrey of Monmouth.
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Trabandiumium posted:May as well just include the Aeneid in that too then. Arcsquad12 posted:Diomedes for life, yo.
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