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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Just six months of Mole Man graphically bangin' Aunt May

As long as we get full penetration

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

MJ will spend the whole six months licking Mole Man's filthy Mole Hole.

You gotta pay the mole toll to get into Aunt May's hole.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Is there anything that cannot happen next

Like if it turned out to be galactus in disguise I'd pretty much just go "oh well okay gotta see where this is going"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Chinston Wurchill posted:

You gotta pay the mole toll to get into Aunt May's hole.

with Mephesto as Night Man

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
This is going to be a perfectly normal trip, only with moley skulking in the distance at all times

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



When they look at their trip photos, he'll be in the background of every one. Lurking like a squat Slenderman in a fedora and an ill fitting trench coat. With a whacking stick.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
I didn't know moles possessed the power to hear things going on in a 4th story hotel room, but I guess I don't know that much about moles to begin with,

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

I didn't know moles possessed the power to hear things going on in a 4th story hotel room, but I guess I don't know that much about moles to begin with,

nah, mole man saw may was doing okay and went back to his underground kingdom. this is obviously doc ock, or perhaps larry lieber is unaware that marvel no longer has the rights and that is tiny godzilla in a trench coat.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

I didn't know moles possessed the power to hear things going on in a 4th story hotel room, but I guess I don't know that much about moles to begin with,

He has super senses, but I think it's just meant to show him approaching the hotel, not that he's actually hearing the line.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


I want that painting on the hotel wall.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

notthegoatseguy posted:

I want that painting on the hotel wall.

I like the part that goes off the canvas onto the frame.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

notthegoatseguy posted:

I want that painting on the hotel wall.



Let me know if you'd like it poster-sized.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Given the glacial pace of nsm we'll likely get the reveal/action next September yeah?

Snugglecakes
Dec 29, 2008

:h: :glomp: :h:

Discendo Vox posted:



Let me know if you'd like it poster-sized.



Please don't tell me if you want this poster sized! :stare:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Time to get swanky in here



Also, where do people get these? I go to comicskingdom and they have it up past midnight EST, but clearly other sites have it sooner.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jeez moleman too clingy

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Moleman hanging on the back of a limo cruising through Los Angeles traffic is just so good.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

Push El Burrito posted:

Moleman hanging on the back of a limo cruising through Los Angeles traffic is just so good.

I always wake up and ask myself 'how will Newspaper Spider-Man surprise me today?' and it always delivers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Moleman hanging on the back of a limo cruising through Los Angeles traffic is just so good.

Making sure to keep his head down though, he knows how to remain hidden!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I think Mole Man is actually running directly behind the limo and keeping up using his super stamina.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

EorayMel posted:

I think Mole Man is actually running directly behind the limo and keeping up using his super stamina.

The Six Million Dollar Mole Man

e: gently caress why didn't I think of the Six Mole-ion Dollar Man earlier

RandallODim fucked around with this message at 06:34 on May 14, 2017

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's keeping up by using his whackin' stick as a pogo stick

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

EorayMel posted:

I think Mole Man is actually running directly behind the limo and keeping up using his super stamina.

That's a really strange way to run if he's doing that, but it makes about as much sense as just clinging to a limo.

So it's going to change between the two every day for a week, and then on Sunday he'll have a tricycle.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I like to imagine he's on a skateboard and Power of Love is playing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Doc Ock, are you telling me it's 8:25?!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Discendo Vox posted:



Let me know if you'd like it poster-sized.
I see a sad puppy being menaced by Ebeneezer Scrooge and a sneering fanged badger.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Payndz posted:

I see a sad puppy being menaced by Ebeneezer Scrooge and a sneering fanged badger.

What about when you turn on your monitor?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

For no reason, I thought of what a NSM Marvel Legends wave would look like:

- Peter with half-Spider-Man half-Asian head, optional Spider Sense rays you can put on it, and a brick.
-MJ in lingerie
-Wolverine in track pants and hoodie.
-Clown 9 with squirt gun, air horn, and detachable hands.
-Big Time with clock gun.
-Naked Rocket with various interchangeable rifles and heads based on every way the artist has drawn them.
-BAF: Iron Jonah

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 10:53 on May 14, 2017

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Push El Burrito posted:

Doc Ock, are you telling me it's 8:25?!

"Doc where did

Push El Burrito posted:

Doc Ock, are you telling me it's 8:25?!

Peter Parker: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy plutonium! Did you rip that off?

Doctor Octopus: Of course. From a group of Hydra nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and, in turn, gave them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts. Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Peter, why did you think May and Anna wouldn't want to be present at the TV Interview? That's literally the only reason any of you are there.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The MSJ posted:

For no reason, I thought of what a NSM Marvel Legends wave would look like:

- Peter with half-Spider-Man half-Asian head, optional Spider Sense rays you can put on it, and a brick.
-MJ in lingerie
-Wolverine in track pants and hoodie.
-Clown 9 with squirt gun, air horn, and detachable hands.
-Big Time with clock gun.
-Naked Rocket with various interchangeable rifles and heads based on every way the artist has drawn them.
-BAF: Iron Jonah

God I want a Clown 9 figure.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he's keeping up by using his whackin' stick as a pogo stick

Newspaper Spider-Man/DuckTales crossover confirmed!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The MSJ posted:

For no reason, I thought of what a NSM Marvel Legends wave would look like:

- Peter with half-Spider-Man half-Asian head, optional Spider Sense rays you can put on it, and a brick.
-MJ in lingerie
-Wolverine in track pants and hoodie.
-Clown 9 with squirt gun, air horn, and detachable hands.
-Big Time with clock gun.
-Naked Rocket with various interchangeable rifles and heads based on every way the artist has drawn them.
-BAF: Iron Jonah

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Discendo Vox posted:



Let me know if you'd like it poster-sized.

I did a thing:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

So tiny, no-one can read/

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Moleman confuses himself for a ninja turtle.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:



Moleman confuses himself for a ninja turtle.

Everything going on with the perspective of the 1st panel is making my mind hurt.

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Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Can't wait for Spidey to team up with PR Man

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