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TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Roflan posted:

And why not Final Fantasy 15? That took about 10 years and cleaned up fairly well. Hell, you could argue that they're still developing it. Indeed, you could argue that they're still developing Final Fantasy 14, too...

FF15 is a console game, there's no way these guys even look at console stuff they're so up their own buttholes with "PC Master Race" nonsense, in spite of the fact they've already spent enough money on ships to make buying a console look like a drop in the ocean.

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Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

trucutru posted:

BTW, they have an updated version of our favorite graph



Now how many of those games at least had an actual release date after 5 years in dev

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

trucutru posted:

BTW, they have an updated version of our favorite graph



That's what I like about this Star Citizens man, I get older, it's development stays the same age.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo


Comments in that thread are amazing :allears:

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANN8E-vd13U

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

We, as the big fans of CIG we are, should help out Chris Roberts with ideas to generate additional income. Imo every dollar paid to CIG is a dollar well spent.

1. Cosmetic skins: They should dedicate an entire department to develop skins. Also things like sunglasses or piercings should be considered.

2. Somekind of XP booster is needed, if there is a skill progression system. People who work 60 hrs/week should have a chance vs people who play a lot.

3. Various fees for shiphandling should be introduced. I am thinking about docking fees (like per hour or day), taxes depending on used weaponry,
fees to be able to fly in UEC space (the same thing for all other empires/factions), fees to support your faction. People can pay that easily with the real money to
game money conversion.

4. There should be special job positions available (ie: station chief, weapon chief for a sector or system) for people who spend more money than others.
Those people are more involved in the universe and should be able to influence the economy/society/war. Working in those jobs should require a daily/weekly payment
to CIG to make sure its taken seriously.

5. Imo CIG should use more ads ingame. All scifi movies are always full of colorful, in your face ads, why should be Chris' universe be different. The should use the
helmet HUD for it. Also who cares if an advertisement plays on your ship control monitors when you fly in space. Just consider it realism.

EDIT: I really want SC to happen, so please just ignore the few problems they have with marketing and buy the new ships. No new found company runs smooth everytime, our job is to support CIG to the fullest.

To the goon haters: Just consider how much further you all be ahead in the game if you spend money now. With the advanced AI crew it should be possible to command a few ships alone, so the standard mass ship goon strat shouldnt work.

AutismVaccine fucked around with this message at 09:20 on May 14, 2017

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib
Star Citizen: Game of the Year 2011 - 2025

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

AP posted:

Star Citizen: Does anyone know how to make weapons?

So, can I get the highlights since April 28th / page 1036? Is the game out yet? Did Ben finish scanning all cells?

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
I was at a kids birthday party today where the kids were making robots out of LEGO to battle each other. I was listening to them and that's when it struck me that they're exactly the same as people who are still into star citizen.

The kids would endlessly debate what to stick on their LEGO. They had 90 minutes to build and spent the first half hour or more just arguing over what they wanted their LEGO to look like. I walked by and say just a pile of pieces on a table with 4 kids standing around arguing about what their robot should be, weapons, wheels, shape, etc. After 90 minutes, each side made something with 4 wheels and something poking out in front that didn't do anything.

Then, after that, came the endless deliberation over the rules. These little kids were all fantasizing about all the ways their robot could win. It was pretty fantastic to watch how they came up with all these rules and regulations. What ended up happening is their LEGO robots slowly moved toward each other and bumped into each other. Then both sides declared themselves the winners. Then they were distracted by pizza.

My point is that the kids really had the most fun in the speculation and buildup. The actual final things they built were disappointing. Well, maybe not to them, but they're kids.

I'm just seeing some very strong parallels to star citizen.

Sadly, there was no LEGO robot court to serve as a counterpart to SPACE COURT.

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

6. Do away with CCUs entirely (announce a cut-off date -- "make those final decisions now") and, from then on, open all ships to all backers during the alpha.

This would simultaneously be the best and worst PR decision ever for CIG.

stingtwo
Nov 16, 2012

AlmightyPants posted:

I was at a kids birthday party today where the kids were making robots out of LEGO to battle each other. I was listening to them and that's when it struck me that they're exactly the same as people who are still into star citizen.

The kids would endlessly debate what to stick on their LEGO. They had 90 minutes to build and spent the first half hour or more just arguing over what they wanted their LEGO to look like. I walked by and say just a pile of pieces on a table with 4 kids standing around arguing about what their robot should be, weapons, wheels, shape, etc. After 90 minutes, each side made something with 4 wheels and something poking out in front that didn't do anything.

Then, after that, came the endless deliberation over the rules. These little kids were all fantasizing about all the ways their robot could win. It was pretty fantastic to watch how they came up with all these rules and regulations. What ended up happening is their LEGO robots slowly moved toward each other and bumped into each other. Then both sides declared themselves the winners. Then they were distracted by pizza.

My point is that the kids really had the most fun in the speculation and buildup. The actual final things they built were disappointing. Well, maybe not to them, but they're kids.

I'm just seeing some very strong parallels to star citizen.

Sadly, there was no LEGO robot court to serve as a counterpart to SPACE COURT.
Those kids took something, had an idea of what they wanted, built it, was enjoyable for them, they moved on when all said and done. That is 100% more than Chris Roberts can do outside of putting it in .jpg form and sell for $300 to idiot backers.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

AlmightyPants posted:

Sadly, there was no LEGO robot court to serve as a counterpart to SPACE COURT.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

AlmightyPants posted:

I was at a kids birthday party today where the kids were making robots out of LEGO to battle each other. I was listening to them and that's when it struck me that they're exactly the same as people who are still into star citizen.

The kids would endlessly debate what to stick on their LEGO. They had 90 minutes to build and spent the first half hour or more just arguing over what they wanted their LEGO to look like. I walked by and say just a pile of pieces on a table with 4 kids standing around arguing about what their robot should be, weapons, wheels, shape, etc. After 90 minutes, each side made something with 4 wheels and something poking out in front that didn't do anything.

Then, after that, came the endless deliberation over the rules. These little kids were all fantasizing about all the ways their robot could win. It was pretty fantastic to watch how they came up with all these rules and regulations. What ended up happening is their LEGO robots slowly moved toward each other and bumped into each other. Then both sides declared themselves the winners. Then they were distracted by pizza.

My point is that the kids really had the most fun in the speculation and buildup. The actual final things they built were disappointing. Well, maybe not to them, but they're kids.

I'm just seeing some very strong parallels to star citizen.

Sadly, there was no LEGO robot court to serve as a counterpart to SPACE COURT.

These kids were playing with real LEGOS and not pictures of LEGOS? Also, did a little girl come in and try to sell robot pictures to the other kids? I fail to see the similarities here otherwise :colbert:

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

MeLKoR posted:

So, can I get the highlights since April 28th / page 1036? Is the game out yet? Did Ben finish scanning all cells?

CIG got a schedule implemented and is actually following it.....
They keep consistently screwing up on Fridays and use Ben to hand wave it away the next week.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:



Comments in that thread are amazing :allears:

This thread is a pro-click. And since it's the weekend, the paid shills have not yet descended on it.

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Meanwhile, not-poo poo developer Harebrained Schemes continues to show such weird things as gameplay and progress on their crowd-funded project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt6FatHHnzI

loving amateurs.

And look at these jokers putting out a video actually demonstrating their crazy highest tier stretch goal (that looks pretty awesome). What's that? it's actually in-game and will be coming soon to the (working and non-janky) beta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9cPK2_qKU

WFT? They're not even selling things that don't actually exist?! These idiots clearly know nothing about Kickstarter dream development.

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

Abuminable posted:

6. Do away with CCUs entirely (announce a cut-off date -- "make those final decisions now") and, from then on, open all ships to all backers during the alpha.


You mean like every other game in Alpha/Beta does? That's crazy talk!

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AlmightyPants posted:

My point is that the kids really had the most fun in the speculation and buildup. The actual final things they built were disappointing. Well, maybe not to them, but they're kids.

I'm just seeing some very strong parallels to star citizen.

Dunno, I have other demographic in mind when I think about parallels

Various Meat Products
Oct 1, 2003

Star Citizen is actually an ARG. Arguing about Star Citizen on web forums is the gameplay.

You are playing Star Citizen right now.

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

Mu77ley posted:

And look at these jokers putting out a video actually demonstrating their crazy highest tier stretch goal (that looks pretty awesome). What's that? it's actually in-game and will be coming soon to the (working and non-janky) beta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9cPK2_qKU

WFT? They're not even selling things that don't actually exist?! These idiots clearly know nothing about Kickstarter dream development.

I was watching some people play that mode on twitch. Looks cool as hell.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Various Meat Products posted:

Star Citizen is actually an ARG. Arguing about Star Citizen on web forums is the gameplay.

You are playing Star Citizen right now.

Sorry, but I haven't paid hundreds of dollars so could I be playing?

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
If 3.0 gets pushed back a bit more (which it will) it will then fall over in August (or has it already?), and there's no chance in hell they are releasing 3.0 publicly in early August. Also no chance in hell they are releasing it in late August to coincide around gamescom when they will be in crunch mode to create something fake for GamesCom -- and also the backlash for how terrible 3.0 will end up being won't be good climate for their gamescom presentation.

So, new guess, they release it either September, or they push it all the way to December and release it just before closing down for holidays.

Which, as much as I hope that's what happens to the Shitizens who still dream away the real issues with this crappy project, I'd really want to see it earlier than Fall/ Christmas.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



kilus aof posted:

Fallout 3 was 2004-2008 so 4 years. Bethesda completely restarted development. Nothing was taken from Black Isle's Fallout 3 into Bethesda's Fallout 3.
Also, while it began concept in 2004, they didn't properly start to work on it until after Oblivion was done, so really it's more like 2.5 Star Citizen development years.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Wasn't the original Prey:

1) Scrapped and started over a bunch of times
2) Pretty poo poo outside 2-3 novelty "oh look I'm on the ceiling/teeny tiny now" moments

Not sure if it ought to be removed like APB lest someone realise that maybe long dev cycles fraught with bullshit lead to mediocre misses more often than they do to gold.

Kellanved
Sep 7, 2009

Mu77ley posted:

And look at these jokers putting out a video actually demonstrating their crazy highest tier stretch goal (that looks pretty awesome). What's that? it's actually in-game and will be coming soon to the (working and non-janky) beta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9cPK2_qKU

WFT? They're not even selling things that don't actually exist?! These idiots clearly know nothing about Kickstarter dream development.

I'm very happy for all the succes Larian recently had with Divinity, longtime fan of theirs. :shobon:
They are a good company, and deliver what they promised in (at least) a creative manner. And what do you know, they're only like 40 people in it.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

History Comes Inside! posted:

Wasn't the original Prey:

1) Scrapped and started over a bunch of times
2) Pretty poo poo outside 2-3 novelty "oh look I'm on the ceiling/teeny tiny now" moments

Not sure if it ought to be removed like APB lest someone realise that maybe long dev cycles fraught with bullshit lead to mediocre misses more often than they do to gold.

It was a strong contender for “Most Duke Nukem game” alongside DN4, changing engines at least three times during production, and finally landing on iD Tech 4 (Doom 3). With a license (and a new game concept) in hand, it began actual final production in 2001.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Tijuana Bibliophile posted:



Comments in that thread are amazing :allears:

"$150,000,000 that's enough, surely" -a reddit poster who read the wiki articles on finance and video game development

stingtwo
Nov 16, 2012

History Comes Inside! posted:

Wasn't the original Prey:

1) Scrapped and started over a bunch of times
2) Pretty poo poo outside 2-3 novelty "oh look I'm on the ceiling/teeny tiny now" moments

Not sure if it ought to be removed like APB lest someone realise that maybe long dev cycles fraught with bullshit lead to mediocre misses more often than they do to gold.

Prey had also moved developers during it's production, stopped and restarted just like half the games in every star citizens list of lengthy development, which negates everything of star citizens development.

There still some core designs that remained from the early time

AbstractNapper posted:

If 3.0 gets pushed back a bit more (which it will) it will then fall over in August (or has it already?), and there's no chance in hell they are releasing 3.0 publicly in early August. Also no chance in hell they are releasing it in late August to coincide around gamescom when they will be in crunch mode to create something fake for GamesCom -- and also the backlash for how terrible 3.0 will end up being won't be good climate for their gamescom presentation.

So, new guess, they release it either September, or they push it all the way to December and release it just before closing down for holidays.

Which, as much as I hope that's what happens to the Shitizens who still dream away the real issues with this crappy project, I'd really want to see it earlier than Fall/ Christmas.
They can pretty much call anything 3.0 and dumbasses will eat it up. 99% was supposed to be out in 2014, then 2.0, then 2.4, then 2.5...the cycle will never end till the company ends

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Oblivious noobie buys $45 pleb package (without doing 3 hours of research!) and is welcomed to the community:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6b0phs/just_got_the_aurora_starter_thing/


:gary:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





No you see it was smart of them to pick totally the wrong engine for their game because if they had picked the right one they wouldn't have had to FUNGINEER advances in netcode technology and we would never progress as a society :laffo:

also:

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

How do you like the new AV thread?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Virtual Captain posted:

How do you like the new AV thread?



https://twitter.com/commando_tom/status/863474181610110977

:laugh:

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

Virtual Captain posted:

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
This is extremely my poo poo.

Watch this video.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
The one where he's sliding around on the floor like a loving slug :roflolmao:.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

I love the one where dude crawls around like a spider

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Virtual Captain posted:

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Solid Archering. He would be proud

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Virtual Captain posted:

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o7// commando skeletor

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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Mr Fronts posted:

o7// commando skeletor

Eurovision was last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HSRHqd_7s

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