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punchymcpunch posted:yes and their ponytails were also their genitals (much like robocops dataspike) so they were loving their horses i saw that movie in 3d when it came out and the entire movie was ruined for me because i sat behind an rear end in a top hat wearing a baseball cap like he kept looking left and right and all the 3d poo poo happening and the bill of his cap kept obscuring the screen andall i could think was "i bet this fucker is bald. god i hope this stupid rear end in a top hat who wears a hat at the theater is bald." then as soon as the movie ended he took off his hair and wouldn't you know it he was the most beautiful, twinkiest boy id ever seen with amazing hair and weve been dating for 7 years now
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the book of job is really really good and everyone should consider reading at least the parts where god is talking in it
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cumshitter posted:pony tails Squizzle posted:plz dont draw the vice prezs attention to our humble thread
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Ramadu posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBPt335vcAQ&t=1s lol even snl cant take it anymore
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cumshitter posted:i saw that movie in 3d when it came out and the entire movie was ruined for me because i sat behind an rear end in a top hat wearing a baseball cap  i could just imagine your face 
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Rushi posted:sesame snaps w/o chocolate is garbage for women and children real men dip their cookies in raw sewage and LIKE it
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Megatron's biggest weakness is not killing Starscream the first time Starscream stabbed him in the back. Classic evil overlord mistake.
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Bible discusso: Wycliffe's bible is secretly the best version y/n
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Squizzle posted:the book of job is really really good and everyone should consider reading at least the parts where god is talking in it i believe a professa of mine had me study it in a world literature course in college i still haven't read it, and i pretended i did while in that class; i'm vaguely regretful of that now
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true story: i went on a date last week and i had kind of forgotten i had dropped acid before inviting this person id met to my local bar and it just kind of rolled on while i was showering and shaving and i was like "eh gently caress it we'll see where this goes" she was a giant bundle of nerves and without getting too boring she threw off a bunch of low-key red flags. overly anxious, bitter about high school, stuff like that. like its a bad sign when you find yourself saying, "dont apologize for being late. im the one on acid, im the one being rude" more than once. she wants a second date but uhhhh i dont feel like wasting the acid
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May 14, 2017 09:43
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Baloogan posted:w/o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dftJrxMP8L0 jBrereton posted:Bible discusso: Wycliffe's bible is secretly the best version y/n new new Jerusalem
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TWIST FIST posted:lol even snl cant take it anymore stage 4 of grief
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Ramadu posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBPt335vcAQ&t=1s sickofallthewinning.mp4
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Baloogan posted:w/o then die due to ecoli poisoning, leaving said women and children behind
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Baloogan posted:real men dip their cookies in raw sewage and LIKE it [frantically scanning through urbandictionary]
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You are a complicated man, Cumshitter, I would love to do mushrooms with you.
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cumshitter posted:true story: you're not into her you are citing nervousness on a first date, and hating high school as red flags if she wasn't cute, she wasn't cute
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Squizzle i was hoping you had a jojo/sentai crossover gif and I am sadly disappointed. Could you post something fabulous to ease my pain
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cumshitter posted:true story: sounds like a female version of me
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Baloogan posted:I read nabre
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:you're not into her Nah he should increase the acid usage and see if it changes his opinion
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eh i have been on enough first dates to know. honestly me showing up high as gently caress shoul dhave been a red flag to her, im no prince charming in this situation
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what does it mean when you kiss on a first date then immediately regret it
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the bible is bad tbh
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Hillary 2020 posted:Megatron's biggest weakness is not killing Starscream the first time Starscream stabbed him in the back. Classic evil overlord mistake. "Why? That's what they all asked me. Why him... why Starscream? Why, of all the Decepticons, did I decide to revitalize the one whose record of deceit and betrayal is legend? Because I'm an idiot, that's why" actual megatron quote
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Squizzle posted:the book of job is really really good and everyone should consider reading at least the parts where god is talking in it i myself subscribe to a popular offshoot, the book of jeb.
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job is about god being so much greater than the world that one person has no hope of understanding what theyd need to do to begin forming a basis to understand gods actions motives etc well enough to start trying to judge them even in isolation on their goodness or justifiability let alone do so in absolute context but god still notices, cares about, and interacts directly and personally w the individual so as far as you can perceive the universe would be indistinguishable from a cold uncaring existence of arbitrary success and suffering, except (w/in the worldview of this book) you have a guarantee that there is care and concern by a god of apparently benevolent inclination for not just the whole creation as a unit but for each person, but you have no way of grasping what that means from that gods perspective its a super super sophisticated, kinda comforting message thats artfully conveyed and really the narrative only drags a lil bit for a modern reader so check it out, its real good ancient lit
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megatron transformed into a gun like his transformation was to make other robots pull his robodick trigger and spew energon beams at optimus prime he was a cuck
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cumshitter posted:eh i have been on enough first dates to know. honestly me showing up high as gently caress shoul dhave been a red flag to her, im no prince charming in this situation well it's always good to go with your gut in these things
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Squizzle posted:job is about god being so much greater than the world that one person has no hope of understanding what theyd need to do to begin forming a basis to understand gods actions motives etc well enough to start trying to judge them even in isolation on their goodness or justifiability let alone do so in absolute context yeah book of jeb is this except replace every word with guac.
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sounds like alpha behaviour to me,
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Squizzle posted:job is about god being so much greater than the world that one person has no hope of understanding what theyd need to do to begin forming a basis to understand gods actions motives etc well enough to start trying to judge them even in isolation on their goodness or justifiability let alone do so in absolute context yeah but its kind of weird that job was set in a biblical setting befor ean afterlife like god makes it up to job by giving him twice the women, land, animals, and children that he had before. which is weirdly materialistic
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Digging the book of job / megatron crosstalk here
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jBrereton posted:But it's so unpoetic! Yeh it's not a bible for reading out loud
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like god shows up with a six pack of children and is all like "hey job we're cool right?"
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Squizzle posted:job is about god being so much greater than the world that one person has no hope of understanding what theyd need to do to begin forming a basis to understand gods actions motives etc well enough to start trying to judge them even in isolation on their goodness or justifiability let alone do so in absolute context this post makes me so happy 
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