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jBrereton posted:Bible discusso: Wycliffe's bible is secretly the best version y/n idk the fugees were great but can he really do a whole bible???
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Vitamin Me posted:Digging the book of job / megatron crosstalk here
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TRUMP: Why is light given to the wretch, and life to them that be in bitterness of soul, which abide death, and it cometh not?
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May 14, 2017 09:56
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I'd like to do a EDM remix of the entire old testament
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May 14, 2017 09:56
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is there an abridged version of the bible
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May 14, 2017 09:56
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[scrunching forehead, attempting to parse actual thoughts w/ memes] s..so god is cucking job's mindset ??
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May 14, 2017 09:57
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i forget where i read it but a professor i studied under at DePaul wrote a 10 page article comparing Tarding Places with the story of job and it was pretty good. wish i could fifnd it
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May 14, 2017 09:57
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Kurtofan posted:is there an abridged version of the bible its called sunday service
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Kurtofan posted:is there an abridged version of the bible
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Squizzle posted:job is about god being so much greater than the world that one person has no hope of understanding what theyd need to do to begin forming a basis to understand gods actions motives etc well enough to start trying to judge them even in isolation on their goodness or justifiability let alone do so in absolute context i mean god still conveys that message via giving his most devoted servant turbo aids and murdering his family old testament god does not gently caress around
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cumshitter posted:yeah but its kind of weird that job was set in a biblical setting befor ean afterlife job is an insanely old text and the history of afterlife beliefs in Judaism and its pre-Jewish roots is ridiculo convoluted
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May 14, 2017 10:00
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i had family in the church and they used to let us play around in the vault where they kept the goblets for the gross as gently caress sharing of wine if you felt the communion wafer wasnt enough for you communion wafers come in giant transparent plastic garbage bags. a friend of mine is dating a girl whose dad is an episcopalian minister and next time she sees her dad shes gonna swipe one of the church marketing books they get. like theres an entire industry of people who issue 500 page books selling different scarves and those special table cloths you put on the table with the marty bone in it and goblets and poo poo now that i think about it it probably reads like a D&D item catalogue. but i kind of hope it reads like the j peterman catalogue
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May 14, 2017 10:02
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punchymcpunch posted:ya michael philip pence is blowin up social media post horsegate (barndoor?) Mike Pence is into cock and ball torture? E: Also why are North Americans starting to say "Ja" (but misspelling it)? I mean it's kinda homely to me as a South African but it seems weird.
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May 14, 2017 10:03
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cybertron has been at war for like 8 million years so i have a hard time saying that any of the transformers is like innately evil, theyre all just coping w cosmic scale ptsd on both an individual and cultural level and the entire series is kind of an interplay of coping mechanisms or the failures thereof
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May 14, 2017 10:03
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Kurtofan posted:is there an abridged version of the bible Back of The Bible though incomplete, is my favorite. just digging through the rear end-end of the old testament and pulling out pure loving insanity
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May 14, 2017 10:04
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Mike Pence is into cock and ball torture? almost definitely
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May 14, 2017 10:04
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Squizzle posted:cybertron has been at war for like 8 million years so i have a hard time saying that any of the transformers is like innately evil, theyre all just coping w cosmic scale ptsd on both an individual and cultural level and the entire series is kind of an interplay of coping mechanisms or the failures thereof afaik the current comics run with that, with the robots returning home after a 8 million year war to find that everyone's kind of moved on and don't give a poo poo about these autobot/decepticon weirdos
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May 14, 2017 10:05
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Squizzle posted:almost definitely what is his horse into?
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May 14, 2017 10:06
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I guess just Mike pence
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May 14, 2017 10:06
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i was an english major and one time my teacher had us read j peterman catalogue excerpts but with the genders blanked out so one read, "i was doing the nyt crossword while lounging by my pool and sipping a mimosa" and the teacher calls on me "cumshitter what gender do you think the speaker is?" "oh its a broad. with gams" "why do you say that?" "well duh she wants a mimosa"
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jBrereton posted:TRUMP: Why is light given to the wretch, and life to them that be in bitterness of soul, which abide death, and it cometh not?
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Squizzle posted:cybertron has been at war for like 8 million years so i have a hard time saying that any of the transformers is like innately evil, theyre all just coping w cosmic scale ptsd on both an individual and cultural level and the entire series is kind of an interplay of coping mechanisms or the failures thereof Megaton is a freedom fighter who just didn't figure out how to stop killing.
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May 14, 2017 10:07
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Mike Pence is into cock and ball torture? Definitely not a new thing to say ja/ya/yeah in North America
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May 14, 2017 10:07
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Baloogan posted:Definitely not a new thing to say ja/ya/yeah in North America I never say those words with few exceptions
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May 14, 2017 10:08
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Lead out in cuffs posted:E: Also why are North Americans starting to say "Ja" (but misspelling it)? I mean it's kinda homely to me as a South African but it seems weird. edit: wait, an affricate (j as in John, etc) or something else? Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 10:11 on May 14, 2017 |
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May 14, 2017 10:08
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nah
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May 14, 2017 10:08
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Also imo it's ya, it's pronounced ya and why the gently caress would u put a j on it
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May 14, 2017 10:09
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https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/862919803945623552
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May 14, 2017 10:10
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im watching the first episode of bates motel (finally lmbo) and i'm about 2/3rds of the way through it and i'm really not sure that i can handle this show lmbo
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May 14, 2017 10:11
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and remember god doesnt actually go ham on job hes sitting there pleased w jobs faithfulness and the satan comes along and says hey, lets stress test that and god lays down restrictions on what that can and cannot entail god basically tells satan that he cant like go in and just murder job so the only time job is in truly horrible danger is when other people are counseling him dumbly about his relationship w god because if job loses his faith and gods pleasure hes lost the most existentially meaningful thing its possible for him to have and then god shows up and literally answers jobs unanswerable questions before it can get to that point job was never working w/o god having his back its just job didnt have the perspective to understand what that would even mean
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Squizzle posted:job is an insanely old text and the history of afterlife beliefs in Judaism and its pre-Jewish roots is ridiculo convoluted egyptians were way ahead of the jews in marketing terms even if their whole afterlife thing came down to being all your sins weighed against the Feather of Truth after your slaves dragged you through the Desert of Trials which reminds me i had a jewish friend fo ra bit and his mother loved me after i gave her a cigarette and said christianity had the one up on judaism because they franchised and turned other cultures gods into saints i used ot make fun of his girlfirneds, who were enver good enough for his mom, with her and thats why we are no longer friends
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May 14, 2017 10:12
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Squizzle posted:and remember god doesnt actually go ham on job hes sitting there pleased w jobs faithfulness and the satan comes along and says hey, lets stress test that and god lays down restrictions on what that can and cannot entail im not sayin' it's a bad story, just saying that old testament god is still kind of a psycho
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May 14, 2017 10:13
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Yinlock posted:im not sayin' it's a bad story, just saying that old testament god is still kind of a psycho
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May 14, 2017 10:14
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if gods real he hasn't stopped being a loving psycho
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May 14, 2017 10:15
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Yinlock posted:im not sayin' it's a bad story, just saying that old testament god is still kind of a psycho well from my perspective its the jedi who are evil
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May 14, 2017 10:15
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i mean you have the times when God protects His devoted worshippers and leads them to peace and prosperity and then there's also the time he said he would personally search jerusalem by lamplight to make sure every last human was dead
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May 14, 2017 10:15
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May 14, 2017 10:16
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what as the science for moses paritng the river becase i remember reading some really stupid biblical science that was all "well actually" about how maybe moses didnt have super powers but a river could totally part itself and he just happened to be there at the right tiem
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May 14, 2017 10:17
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Squizzle posted:job is about god being so much greater than the world that one person has no hope of understanding what theyd need to do to begin forming a basis to understand gods actions motives etc well enough to start trying to judge them even in isolation on their goodness or justifiability let alone do so in absolute context I don't get what's supposed to be so sophisticated about that. I mean yeah "the universe seems uncaring because you're too puny to understand" was sophisticated compared to contemporary belief systems, but nowadays the copout's so cliche it's a common adage ("God works in mysterious ways").
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"here's the thing: I'm God, gently caress you" sums up 80% of the old testament
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