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cumshitter posted:what as the science for moses paritng the river moses wasn't real
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May 14, 2017 10:18
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cumshitter posted:what as the science for moses paritng the river Imo he built boats, god likes boats, Moses was a foreman, god p big into building stuff
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May 14, 2017 10:19
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Mike Pence is into cock and ball torture? keine idee
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Baloogan posted:Imo he built boats, god likes boats, Moses was a foreman, god p big into building stuff given how the tower of babel situation worked out i assure you he is not
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May 14, 2017 10:20
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josep his the biggest cuck in history because he let a pregnant teenaged girl talk him into marrying her while she was 1) a virgin and 2) totally worthy of marrying a carpetner, which i imagine was like being the equivalent of a silicon valley software programming ~rockstar~ back in the day
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Dapper_Swindler posted:loving why. how is he this loving dumb. i mean jesus christ can he stop sucking putins dick for one second. i guess not. I dunno, that's like diplomacy 101. Not real diplomacy, but the game. "Gee, North Korea just got another supply center, I bet Russia is feeling threatened!"
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May 14, 2017 10:21
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Yinlock posted:given how the tower of babel situation worked out i assure you he is not
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May 14, 2017 10:21
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"jesus" was probably alive and real at one point in time, but moses almost certainly wasn't it's like asking what the science behind the apple was
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May 14, 2017 10:22
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jBrereton posted:He likes practical skills like carpentry but not building poo poo for the sake of it. he also hates when people build houses before a temple to him
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May 14, 2017 10:22
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NecroMonster posted:"jesus" was probably alive and real at one point in time, but moses almost certainly wasn't Jesus is cool and my friend.
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May 14, 2017 10:23
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NecroMonster posted:"jesus" was probably alive and real at one point in time, but moses almost certainly wasn't lol and here come the crazies move along nutso, we're trying to have a serious scientific discussion here
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May 14, 2017 10:23
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god's the ultimate hater
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NecroMonster posted:moses wasn't real i think its on you to prove that could science have created... this??? *does sweeping arm gesture toward biblical recreation of dinosaurs boarding noahs ark*
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May 14, 2017 10:24
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Yinlock posted:he also hates when people build houses before a temple to him
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May 14, 2017 10:24
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i'm not trying to prove poo poo i'm just going to trust basically every single god damned jewish religious scholar worth a drat instead
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May 14, 2017 10:25
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i might be really really tired right now lol
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May 14, 2017 10:25
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jBrereton posted:His temple is him living in your head rent free jeeze in His defense that particular order came from a homeless man who wanted a place to live, free food and many hookers so you know maybe not particularly objective there
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May 14, 2017 10:26
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free barabbas
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May 14, 2017 10:27
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What NecroMonster said isn't controversial, Moses isn't considered a historical person.
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May 14, 2017 10:28
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btw megatron and Starscream were lovers, thats why it took so long for one to kill the other. its like asking why batman doesnt kill catwoman or mr zsasz
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May 14, 2017 10:29
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punchymcpunch posted:free barabbas jesus was a travelling faith healer and barabbas wa sa mountain bandit who attacked roman soldiers i bet pontius got his rear end handed to him for letting a raider go free
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May 14, 2017 10:29
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batman is a harem anime
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May 14, 2017 10:30
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punchymcpunch posted:batman is a harem anime it's true it even shares the quality of being poo poo, just like harem anime
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May 14, 2017 10:31
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cumshitter posted:jesus was a travelling faith healer and barabbas wa sa mountain bandit who attacked roman soldiers bandits are fine cos they support the Roman paradigm ie travel is dangerous but strong daddy will protect you the real danger is slave revolts so if moses was around he deffo woulda kept moses in jail
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May 14, 2017 10:33
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i think it was in a previous version of this thread but someone linked a short story about future people doing time vacations back to the past. in it a family goes back to see jesus chosen to be crucified by pontius pilate when he does the crowdsourced execution thing the protagonist runs around the town and in a smhalyen twist of events it turns out its the time tourists who condemn jesus to death and not actually people form that time like it was supposed to be a shocking twist but how does christianity work if jesus doesnt die?
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May 14, 2017 10:34
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Yinlock posted:given how the tower of babel situation worked out i assure you he is not what, a story about a massive mega construction? god likes stories about mega projects, noahs ark (which god faxes the engineering diagrams to noah) I just read like 100 pages of very specific temple construction rules his son is a carpenter, moses a foreman he uses sonic weapons to topple jerico's walls god is a god of engineers
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May 14, 2017 10:34
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cumshitter posted:i think it was in a previous version of this thread but someone linked a short story about future people doing time vacations back to the past. in it a family goes back to see jesus chosen to be crucified by pontius pilate when he does the crowdsourced execution thing myth is more important than fact, death and rebirth was super standard *vomits up The Golden Bough.txt*
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May 14, 2017 10:35
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you cannot destroy my christian identity with your shakira law donald trump will stop you
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May 14, 2017 10:36
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seanbabystill exists????
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god gave the israelites weirding modules
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May 14, 2017 10:37
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cool rick and morty season 2 is on hulu now i've been wanting to rewatch this (i'm sure it went up on hulu a while ago)
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May 14, 2017 10:37
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deadgoon posted:you cannot destroy my christian identity with your shakira law read my hips no new taxes
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cumshitter posted:yeah but its kind of weird that job was set in a biblical setting befor ean afterlife clearly that just means he'll have 3 times the stuff in the afterlife
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May 14, 2017 10:38
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i was a bag boy at a grocery store in high school and i turend on all the other people my age to seanabyb back then. we used to joke around and smoke weed and talk about the funny poo poo he wrote one time while we were super stoned we came up with an idea about a majestic bird man whose wings are shot off by the villanoius Hunter mid flight and he crashed into a grocery store, like the one we workd at, and for inexplicable reasons he was hired as a bag boy. he had a regal bearing and gladly carried old ladies and their groceries all the way back to their home if htey asked we sent our dumb idea to seanbabys yahoo email and for weeks we imagined that he was gonna email us back and tell us how awesome our idea was but obvs he had to get through his giant email backlog before he responded
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"Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't. " I laughed bitterly
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cumshitter posted:i was a bag boy at a grocery store in high school and i turend on all the other people my age to seanabyb back then. we used to joke around and smoke weed and talk about the funny poo poo he wrote i once emailed pokey the penguin to tell him how much i liked his stuff and he replied really quickly pokey is cool
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May 14, 2017 10:43
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Squizzle posted:cybertron has been at war for like 8 million years so i have a hard time saying that any of the transformers is like innately evil, theyre all just coping w cosmic scale ptsd on both an individual and cultural level and the entire series is kind of an interplay of coping mechanisms or the failures thereof sometimes you post about really deep stuff and sometimes you post about really dumb stuff and sometimes you post really deep stuff about really dumb stuff
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god drat that store was run by morons. they hired a 14 year old after telling him "you can't work here legally you're too young" and then put him through training and fired him like 5 weeks in also like 3 months into the job a pepsi vending machine disappeared and it turned out some dude had just wheeled it into the employee breakroom without talking to anyone and was collecting the money and restocking it. he had no agreements with the management for it to be there and apparently it had been there a decade before a manager noticed.
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