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cumshitter posted:i just relized i never even asked her what she did. im a terrible date Sounds like you got the mystery method down pat
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Alan Smithee posted:Sounds like you got the mystery method down pat i got accused of this once because i was cagey about saying what i did for a living
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cumshitter posted:like the second or third time i ever got stoned was at that grocery store and my manager approached me and told me to mop the employee break room. i was really relieved because i was 100% sure when they were approaching me that they were going to curse me out in front of everyone for being a degenerate stoner Mods pls change my username to "HIGH on WEED" tia
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Baloogan posted:i got accused of this once because i was cagey about saying what i did for a living Well?
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May 14, 2017 11:47
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Alan Smithee posted:Sounds like you got the mystery method down pat i read the game because i worked at barnes and noble when they still had stores and when the book came out. tons of dudes bought it and the book stood out because it had cheap leather binding and a red cloth tassel for marking your place in teh book it is the biggest pile of bullshit ever written. the author talks about what a loser he was as a rolling stone reporter interviewing britney spears at the apex of her fame. but, with the magic of pua tricks, he gets her to give the best interview hed ever covered. like he straight up runs the "cube game" on her which is when you ask a girl to imagine a cube and a ladder. the size and color of the cube represent their ego and the ladder and its position to the cube represent their will to do poo poo or something the author also talks about how he kept meeting hb 10's (hard body 10's) at random places. and all of them were famous models which he knew because they gave him their emails which were their full names and they were playboy models, sports illustrated swimsuit issue cover models, etc. except, heres the thing, he never emailed any of them. because his "inner game" wasnt strong enough. so his proof of being a master pickup artist is asking some really hot girls if a bald man ever made a pass at them in a retail outlet it ends with him mastering his inner game and realizing monogamy is awesome and that he doesnt need to be a pickup artist anymore
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May 14, 2017 11:49
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Alan Smithee posted:Well? i lied and she said she could tell i was lying and it all worked out okay. people do love mystery!
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i was once trapped between 4 huge russians while walking around late at night and i got p scared but all they did was rant about how "jurmala" is poo poo, and they wouldnt let me leave until i agreed that jurmala was indeed not up to spec
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galenanorth posted:There's an exhibit in Ken Ham's museum that states, for some reason, that a layer of rock can never be above itself. This isn't true at a thrust fault or when the layer is folded and turned on its side, as is commonly found in mountain belts. You can see this yourself, put your hand on it, touch it, but Ken Ham says it's an atheist lie. I forgot where I saw it, but I majored in geology so I just remembered it as something that would seem egregious to anyone that has taken a single course in the subject  I thought this was a bot account that only posted cat pics
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May 14, 2017 11:50
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jurmala just isn't the same these day. jurmala was excellent not too long ago, but now isn't quite as good. Jurmala, I'm dissapointed.
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May 14, 2017 11:51
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cumshitter posted:i read the game because i worked at barnes and noble when they still had stores and when the book came out. tons of dudes bought it and the book stood out because it had cheap leather binding and a red cloth tassel for marking your place in teh book a cute story with a happy ending!!!
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May 14, 2017 11:51
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Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Jurmala.
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May 14, 2017 11:52
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ive been informed jurmala is racist against russians + is populated entirely by "bitchas" and "horse"
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CAROL posted:ive been informed jurmala is racist against russians + is populated entirely by "bitchas" and "horse" mike pence, spotted near jurmala
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May 14, 2017 11:56
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mystery has his own chapter in the book where they go to transdinista which is an actual place that broke off from the soviet union when they collapse and only exists because some dudes made a run on the massive stockpiles of soviet arms that were stored there and decided to form a government they meet a bunch of scary gangsters in a bar and mystery does some grade school magic tricks for them and they believe he can move poo poo with his mind and treat mystery and the author like kings because they assume that if he can move a sugar cube or some stupid poo poo then he can move parts of their brains and instantly kill or cripple themp it is a fun book if you understand it is 100% fiction but it is so obviously bullshit
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May 14, 2017 11:57
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BeOSPOS posted:
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cumshitter posted:it ends with him mastering his inner game and realizing monogamy is awesome and that he doesnt need to be a pickup artist anymore truly a heartwarming tale for the ages  my suggestion for his followup would be a book called 'possessions are fleeting', where he gives up the rat race and starts to live in the woods.
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May 14, 2017 11:58
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i wonder if the puas are revered as prophets by mras or something because it sounds like some serious volcel iron pill type stuff
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lorn Wayne posted:truly a heartwarming tale for the ages he actually broke up with the girl he ended up with once he realized his inner game 3 months after the book was published which i know because he gave an interview on stern teh book ends with him and the girl driving off with surfboards on their car because theyre going to the beach to surf. also there was a monkey in a hawaiian shirt and he describes how the silhouett e of the monkeys hand giving a thumbs up was visible against the setting sun
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May 14, 2017 12:02
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BeOSPOS posted:
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May 14, 2017 12:03
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cats are so loving good i am best friends with all cats
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May 14, 2017 12:07
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I think the ISS should get a cat
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May 14, 2017 12:09
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im indifferent to cats and i dont understand why people like them what do you even do with a cat
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May 14, 2017 12:11
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lol price advocates faith healing for the opiate crisis? the dude's a crook but i never took him for that kind of whackanut
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a dog knows who u are and wants to play with u, those are the qualities to look for in a pet
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Baloogan posted:I think the ISS should get a cat 
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according to the game one really good way to start a threesome when youve managed to invite two girls back to your home from a bar or club but youre not banging is to do a super massage thats when you tell a girl "you know if two people use their hands to rub your body and do the motions in time together it actually feels like you have a thousand hands rubbing you" this turns women on more than gorilla cum and leads to threesomes. bam. i just saved you the 1000 you would pay to take a pua course
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Baloogan posted:I think the ISS should get a cat Ditto 
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galenanorth posted:There's an exhibit in Ken Ham's museum that states, for some reason, that a layer of rock can never be above itself. This isn't true at a thrust fault or when the layer is folded and turned on its side, as is commonly found in mountain belts. You can see this yourself, put your hand on it, touch it, but Ken Ham says it's an atheist lie. I forgot where I saw it, but I majored in geology so I just remembered it as something that would seem egregious to anyone that has taken a single course in the subject There's really good examples of folding in North Carolina right on the highway where the rock has been cut into. the layers of rock are different colors which makes it pretty obvious that rock was folded at some point. Western North Carolina is a structural geologist's wet dream.
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CAROL posted:cats are so loving good
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galenanorth posted:not true good stuff. baby seals are also in demand
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PostNouveau posted:Ditto lol cat is freaked out but nothing is scarier for a cat than putting a sock on its head
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May 14, 2017 12:31
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galenanorth posted:not true desire for pettings > self-preservation
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I wonder if a cat could ever get used to zero g or if it would just be terrified until it had a heart attack or something.
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PostNouveau posted:I wonder if a cat could ever get used to zero g or if it would just be terrified until it had a heart attack or something. science has failed us all by not finding out though france once sent a cat into space and it somehow survived so
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May 14, 2017 12:36
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i hope cats do alright in the coming world war
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PostNouveau posted:I wonder if a cat could ever get used to zero g or if it would just be terrified until it had a heart attack or something. i bet it coulld get used to it but youd have to have carpeted walls and ceilings so it could walk by sticking its calws into stuff
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cumshitter posted:lol cats love having boxes on their heads though the sock and the box, the yin and yang
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Yinlock posted:cats love having boxes on their heads though fox in sox on box on knox
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