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Blinkz0rz posted:use braces you fucker someone never got laid in high school
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deep down in my heart i want to believe that tim wouldn't be so reckless as to release both the 7s and a $1000 iphone 8 in the same year, but the leaks are confirmed and it's happening he seems hell bent on destroying apple and now that he's wrecked every other product apple makes the iphone is the only thing standing in his way
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May 13, 2017 21:27
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apple should play the clip of stebe endorsing timb prior to his death right before iphone 8 unveiling
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May 13, 2017 21:31
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Pierogi posted:apple should play the clip of stebe endorsing timb prior to his death right before iphone 8 unveiling lol
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May 13, 2017 21:36
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timb? more like tidumb
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May 13, 2017 21:48
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gotta raise dat ASP never mind using the same ugly "rounded" design again because Jony Ive is wasting his time designing cars and fashion trinkets.
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May 14, 2017 00:21
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Pierogi posted:apple should play the clip of stebe endorsing timb prior to his death right before iphone 8 unveiling you sure that clip exists? I think stebe was mumbling about fruit and his own rear end.
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May 14, 2017 00:42
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and we'll still get a total of 1024 kb of free icloud storage
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May 14, 2017 00:44
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i pay for the hundreds of gigs and it's not expensive really
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May 14, 2017 00:45
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:you sure that clip exists? I think stebe was mumbling about fruit and his own rear end. i hope
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May 14, 2017 00:58
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echinopsis posted:i pay for the hundreds of gigs and it's not expensive really yeah for real, even the 50 is fine and that backs up gently caress i dunno three or four devices and several apps with cloud storage for photo editing
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May 14, 2017 04:12
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the better CEO of Apple died because he tried to treat cancer by shoving fruit up his rear end lmao
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do you really need stymie to pop up and remind you not to judge people for treating serious illness with cold-pressed juice enemas?
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May 14, 2017 05:37
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:the better CEO of Apple died because he tried to treat cancer by shoving fruit up his rear end lmao steve would have lived if he had a juicero
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May 14, 2017 05:44
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it's always nice to see that yospos is filled with philosopher kings that have all Chosen Logic and would always make the optimal, rational choice when confronted with a serious illness diagnosis and undergo treatment no matter the consequences to their quality of life, in addition to making perfect character assessments of others in the absence of complete information
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May 14, 2017 06:32
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lol, could you imagine how terrible it would be, not being the platonic ideal of the randian ubermench?
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May 14, 2017 06:42
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i sell bootstraps in cancer wards
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May 14, 2017 06:43
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This is the only time I won't agree with Stymie
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May 14, 2017 06:56
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ugh, you guys made stymie trot out his "don't make fun of stebe for butt-chugging fruit" thing again.
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May 14, 2017 07:47
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so, there will be a 10.5" bezel-less ipad?
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Your mom saw mine last nite 
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:the better CEO of Apple died because he tried to treat cancer by shoving fruit up his rear end lmao lol
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cinci zoo sniper posted:so, there will be a 10.5" bezel-less ipad? kuo is saying yes on macrumors and i want to believe
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poty posted:kuo is saying yes on macrumors and i want to believe that's what im thinking, that korean dude knows his unconfirmed apple poo poo
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May 14, 2017 11:31
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cinci zoo sniper posted:so, there will be a 10.5" bezel-less ipad? a bezel-less tablet sounds like a really stupid idea. how do you hold it without touching the screen?
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go play outside Skyler posted:a bezel-less tablet sounds like a really stupid idea. how do you hold it without touching the screen? how do you hold tablet at all???
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May 14, 2017 14:25
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cinci zoo sniper posted:how do you hold tablet at all??? 
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May 14, 2017 14:42
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carry on then posted:you're holding it wrong the free market provideth 
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:the free market provideth mommy why is the man holding his iPad upside down like that?
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Doc Block posted:ugh, you guys made stymie trot out his "don't make fun of stebe for butt-chugging fruit" thing again. if you want to oversimplify my position, "have some goddamn compassion" is more accurate
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May 14, 2017 15:39
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Stymie posted:if you want to oversimplify my position, "have some goddamn compassion" is more accurate please don't recommend juiceroo to fellow goons
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May 14, 2017 15:44
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Maybe...maybe Jobs just didn't want to live anymore, because he had finalized the design of the 5 series of iPhones and realized Apple could only go downhill from there?
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Stymie posted:it's always nice to see that yospos is filled with philosopher kings that have all Chosen Logic and would always make the optimal, rational choice when confronted with a serious illness diagnosis and undergo treatment no matter the consequences to their quality of life, in addition to making perfect character assessments of others in the absence of complete information generally agree but in no universe is "cold pressed fruit smoothie up the rear end" the correct treatment and it was in fact a sign of capitalistic hubris it's actually insanely cool that woz lives and stebe died of fruit rear end
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May 14, 2017 17:14
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I was in Santa Clara the other day and noticed they have a street named after the Woz
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May 14, 2017 17:25
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:stebe died of fruit rear end mods?
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May 14, 2017 17:33
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this is a step-up from saying that timb gave steve aids tho
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:the free market provideth introducing iPad with Buttplug
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