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Pinterest Mom posted:introducing iPad with Buttplug
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May 14, 2017 18:06
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cinci zoo sniper posted:now completely fruit-proof
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May 14, 2017 18:08
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if a grown man, with practically unlimited capital, and access to literally the best healthcare available anywhere on earth in all of human history decides his best course of treatment is to stick a durian up his rear end to realign his chakras, who am i to argue? it's his decision and no one else
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May 14, 2017 18:10
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cinci zoo sniper posted:now completely fruit-proof the one product that could have saved stebe
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May 14, 2017 18:15
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infernal machines posted:if a grown man, with practically unlimited capital, and access to literally the best healthcare available anywhere on earth in all of human history decides his best course of treatment is to stick a durian up his rear end to realign his chakras, who am i to argue? 
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May 14, 2017 18:16
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Stymie posted:if you want to oversimplify my position, "have some goddamn compassion" is more accurate please, wont someone have compassion for steve jobs??
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May 14, 2017 18:19
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I can see the differences between seeking various levels of treatment from "as much as humanly possible" to pain management to flat out nothing- but if you're going to choose treatment and have unlimited money I'd stick with something medically sound and fruit juice up the butt isn't. I'm more on the "never give up" side of things since I have a few people in my life who have beaten cancer diagnoses that were about as bad as you can get (one had her kidney become a 9-pound tumor, and the cancer was in basically everything but the brain...complete remission).
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May 14, 2017 20:10
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bump_fn posted:someone never got laid in high school
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May 14, 2017 20:20
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how about shoving durian paste up your butt hole but, now hear me out, also using your ungodly amount of money to get the real deal cancer treatment. I fully support Stebes right to shove mangos in his rear end but I reserve the right to make fun of him for dying because he thinks it cures cancer lmao
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May 14, 2017 20:30
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every time someone makes a call from an iPhone to an android I wish the android would do a ring back tone that says "Steve Jobs died of cancer because he thought putting fruit up his rear end would fix it" on repeat
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May 14, 2017 20:31
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other than the end result of timb putting apple into a terminal velocity tailspin why does it matter to you what healthcare choices steve jobs made? the usual lol @ hubris schadenfreude?
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May 14, 2017 20:43
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my mom also decided to put off conventional treatment for her cancer in favor of alternative treatments including vitamins and juices despite our pleading. then when she relented and did the conventional treatment it was too late and she died. my dad immediately followed every course of conventional treatment that the doctors recommended, ten rounds of chemotherapy and other agonist drugs and an experimental antibody procedure. he still died just about a year after diagnosis. the lesson to learn is that you will die of cancer sooner or later so who gives a gently caress what you do when you get it. enjoy your life now and quit moaning about the future.
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May 14, 2017 20:49
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I fully support Stebes right to shove mangos in his rear end but I reserve the right to make fun of him for dying because he thinks it cures cancer lmao
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May 14, 2017 20:50
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Sagebrush posted:the lesson to learn is that you will die of cancer sooner or later so who gives a gently caress what you do when you get it. enjoy your life now and quit moaning about the future. i believe this was also stymie's point.
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May 14, 2017 20:50
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the good news is timb is holding personal fundraisers for paul ryan to make sure everyone can only afford the fruit treatment kind of amazing stebe ended up being the kind ceo
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May 14, 2017 21:03
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Sagebrush posted:my mom also decided to put off conventional treatment for her cancer in favor of alternative treatments including vitamins and juices despite our pleading. then when she relented and did the conventional treatment it was too late and she died. stebes traditional treatment wasn't severe and had a high likelihood of success whoops
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May 14, 2017 21:10
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:stebes traditional treatment wasn't severe and had a high likelihood of success  the more you know
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May 14, 2017 22:59
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there's some maybe apocryphal story about stebe's doctor crying when he got the lab results back, because pancreatic cancer is nearly always rapidly fatal, but stebe was extraordinarily lucky and had a variant that only occurs like 2 times in 100 and is highly treatable then he did juices and yoga instead
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May 14, 2017 23:10
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here's a fun fact: we know fuckall about the type of cancer steve had, or if it is even factual that he could have been treated with a high rate of success cancer is a motherfucker, even if it is one of the "easier" kinds to treat, and it's pretty loving assholish to laugh at someone if they choose not to undergo the types of treatment required, particularly given their litany of side effects and impact on quality of life if you're comfortable being the kind of rear end in a top hat that laughs at sick people because they are not golden gods of Logic and Reason that your healthy rear end may be then make peace with being an rear end in a top hat and don't get salty when someone tells you you're an rear end in a top hat
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May 14, 2017 23:38
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we DO know it wasn't the type of cancer that can be cured via assfruit
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May 14, 2017 23:44
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did he really put the fruit up his rear end i thought he just ate a lot of fruit
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May 14, 2017 23:46
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Pissflaps posted:did he really put the fruit up his rear end i thought he just ate a lot of fruit neither method is particularly effective iirc
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May 14, 2017 23:47
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:we DO know it wasn't the type of cancer that can be cured via assfruit we further do know it wasn't the type of cancer that could be cured through any other means, so why be an rear end in a top hat about it?
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May 14, 2017 23:49
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Stymie posted:we further do know it wasn't the type of cancer that could be cured through any other means, so why be an rear end in a top hat about it? fake news
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May 14, 2017 23:51
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Stymie posted:we further do know it wasn't the type of cancer that could be cured through any other means, so why be an rear end in a top hat about it? because yospos' raison d'etre is laughing at the hubris of technocrats
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May 14, 2017 23:53
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quote:When he eventually agreed to treatment, Mr Jobs went to great expense to ensure that he was given the most pioneering work available, Isaacson writes, having his DNA sequenced for $100,000 (£62,000). lol owned
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May 14, 2017 23:55
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infernal machines posted:because yospos' raison d'etre is laughing at the hubris of technocrats it's one thing to laugh at zuckerberg running for president or palmer luckey stealing vr tech, it's another thing to mock someone for their personal medical decisions
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May 14, 2017 23:58
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Stymie posted:it's one thing to laugh at zuckerberg running for president or palmer luckey stealing vr tech, it's another thing to mock someone for their personal medical decisions actually the latter is way better because the ownage is limited to the hubristic dumbass responsible for the situation instead of the entire country!
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May 14, 2017 23:59
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:lol owned and yet he died anyway what a fool, trying all options available to him and still succumbing to a disease i know i'm too smart to get sick
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May 15, 2017 00:00
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did he puree the fruit first or did it go in whole?
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May 15, 2017 00:00
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:actually the latter is way better because the ownage is limited to the hubristic dumbass responsible for the situation instead of the entire country! gosh it's almost as if it's acceptable to mock someone for their acts that could harm others, but pretty assholish to mock someone when they are the only ones affected by their choices
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May 15, 2017 00:01
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Stymie posted:and yet he died anyway sorry dude but "man with unlimited resources and access tries to cure cancer with fruit" is insanely lol
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May 15, 2017 00:05
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Stymie posted:gosh it's almost as if it's acceptable to mock someone for their acts that could harm others, but pretty assholish to mock someone when they are the only ones affected by their choices just like stebe you have your approaches reversed
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May 15, 2017 00:06
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:sorry dude but "man with unlimited resources and access tries to cure cancer with fruit" is insanely lol it's actually "man with unlimited resources used those unlimited resources and died anyway", but that's okay he had hubris unlike you, the person with flawless reasoning at all times in all circumstances
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May 15, 2017 00:07
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stymie Is Right
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May 15, 2017 00:16
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I don't think "listen to anyone with any knowledge on the subject" is tough for anyone except the extremely narcissistic so it's funny when those people get owned hard. it's also pretty lol that you're getting at me for claiming I'm a dude who thinks he always has the right answer for every situation by defending a guy and who literally got himself killed by thinking exactly that hahaahah
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May 15, 2017 00:17
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I don't think "listen to anyone with any knowledge on the subject" is tough for anyone except the extremely narcissistic so it's funny when those people get owned hard. but here's the thing: you have no idea what he was told, except through multiple third hand accounts and personally i'm not so full of myself as to assume i have all the facts and it is pretty loving hubristic for judging someone when maybe, just maybe, they made an imperfect judgement call that may have been motivated by emotion (such as fear or denial) rather than the cold light of Reason that you evidently possess in abundance
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May 15, 2017 00:21
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Stymie posted:when they are the only ones affected by their choices the CEO of what was then the world's most profitable company (probably) is a pretty bad example of "they are the only ones affected by their choices", especially given the direction his successor is going.
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There Will Be Penalty posted:the CEO of what was then the world's most profitable company (probably) is a pretty bad example of "they are the only ones affected by their choices", especially given the direction his successor is going. he wasn't a pharaoh, apple didn't get buried with him when he died at least not literally, but tim would still be running the company into the ground if he had gotten hit by a truck instead
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