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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



You get a gold star!

Next week, she's sold into sexual slavery, and her husband enjoys a nice cigarette.

Reason Number Whatever I love the current Mary Worth art style: it makes the periodically bonkers writing that much more of a surprise.

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G



Jesus that's a serious case of crazy eyes right there.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



You get a gold star!

Next week, she's sold into sexual slavery, and her husband enjoys a nice cigarette.


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

:drat:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mountaineer posted:

He forgot to rob that bank because he had a big bowl of chili for lunch. Nice.

I don't want to brag, but my chili could solve all crime, forever. So this actually makes sense.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Reason Number Whatever I love the current Mary Worth art style: it makes the periodically bonkers writing that much more of a surprise.

June Brigman is great, and as dumb as the "come see our towel folding" cruise ship story has been (so far), her drawing is always really clean and pleasing and fun. (And Aardmania's edit is gold star.)


I didn't mention this the other day, but look at that graffiti! I really do like Curtis a lot.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 12-15, 1930)









Peanuts (May 13-16, 1970)









Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire









Out Our Way (July 23-24, 1930)





Thimble Theater (December 1, 1930)

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is getting away from it all.


Working Daze lost track of time.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix phones it in.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (February 22, 1952)


Nancy (April 11, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (December 9, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (January 7, 1924)


Lil' Abner (September 6, 1937)


Barney Google (January 8, 1923)


Alley Oop (April 9, 1934)

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



This has literally happened to me.

Arlo and Janis Classic (Apr. 5, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Apr. 5, 1985)



A good candidate for the whole "remove the thought balloons and take it to the next level" concept.

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake




"The League of 8" is a criminal organization that has appeared in several Mandrake stories: http://www.mandrakewiki.org/index.php?title=8#Appearances

Kennel fucked around with this message at 15:15 on May 14, 2017

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Intelligent Life and Tinkersons, ech. Terrible.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



loving seriously? gently caress you Scott Adams.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Endless Mike posted:

loving seriously? gently caress you Scott Adams.

Yes, Scott Adams is seriously the biggest douchebag on the comics page. And I'm even including pages which have Booze Bingely on them.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

It's definitely a run-off between Scott Adams and Mike Lester with :tinsley: a close third.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

I guess we've got a new Sunday artist. You might know Jeff Weigel from his work on relatively obscure indie comics like... um... "Ultiman," a thing that apparently exists.

Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


Understanding Chaos

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ultiman is Big Bang Comics, which is a series that is basically a homage to the golden age.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom

I guess we've got a new Sunday artist. You might know Jeff Weigel from his work on relatively obscure indie comics like... um... "Ultiman," a thing that apparently exists.

Looks fine so far, though there's not much in today's strip to go on.


I was in an allergy haze yesterday and forgot to post some stuff. Here's a weird mish-mosh!


Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



The Amazing Spider-Man




Sally Forth




The Heart of Juliet Jones




Prince Valiant




Phantom Classic





Big Ben Bolt




drat kids! :arghfist::corsair:

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


What in the gently caress. Did Reddick chow down on some shrooms before doing this one?


Accusing climate scientists of ignoring data they don't like is pretty loving rich coming from a Trumpist.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just a transformation fetish as well.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2000 Spiderman







treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (February 23, 1952)


Nancy (April 12, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (December 10, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (January 8, 1924)


Lil' Abner (September 7, 1937)


Barney Google (January 9, 1923)


Alley Oop (April 10, 1934)

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

Is she squatting in that first panel? I can't grasp how those proportions relate to the dudes next to her. And does anyone ever say "has more excitement?"

This is a good dog joke.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (July 23-24, 1930)



Millennials! :argh:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I wish I had thought of this.
This, however, doesn't even classify as a joke.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Pearls Before Swine

I just like this bit from Animaniacs way back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdqv5xIsFLM

F Minus



Mary Worth quotes Mr T!



She's trapped in the obese women's room!

Rex Morgan MD



Jungle Jim



If you were hoping to add to your paper doll collection, I'm sorry. :(

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

Whatever helps the investigation, I guess.



9 Chickweed Lane

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^Have no fear, Amos. The answer to your question is always yes.

Johnny Walker posted:

This, however, doesn't even classify as a joke.

It's so close to being a joke, too.

Dustin's Mom: Oh, that pose looks amazing, dear! What's it called?

Dustin's Dad: Nothing! I tripped over your yoga mat! :rimshot:


It won't set the comedy world on fire, but at least it qualifies as a joke.

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Richard's Poor Almanac

May 12, 2011


Happy Mother's Day!

May 14, 2011


May 16, 2011


Random Acts of Nancy

January 24, 1955


January 27, 1955

Mea Culpa fucked around with this message at 00:41 on May 15, 2017

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Ali's House

November 2, 2016


November 4, 2016


November 7, 2016


November 9, 2016


Back to B.C.

March 25, 1958


March 26, 1958


March 27, 1958


Spirit of the Staircase



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Mary Worth quotes Mr. T" seems like something we'd make up in this thread, but no, Mary Worth really and truly quoted Mr. T.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

Mea Culpa posted:

Random Acts of Nancy

January 24, 1955


:stare:

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005


Perfect!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Star Trek








Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?
Man, Spirit of the Staircase has some fantastic art.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (May 10, 1970)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs on Sunday (July 1 and 8, 1928)



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fighting Trousers posted:

Man, Spirit of the Staircase has some fantastic art.

It really does. I just wish I didn't really really dislike the character models. I can't explain why but it makes me not want to read it and I feel like I'm missing out.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is in for a rude surprise.


Working Daze goes for the easy compliment.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix checks in with an old friend.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze goes for the easy compliment.


It's Mother's Day. Don't put your baby in a wastebasket.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Looks like a slam dunk case for CPS.

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Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze goes for the easy compliment.
You can tell Zakour is a legit pop culture aficionado and not a hacky panderer because he misspelled Lynda Carter's name.

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