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Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Benson Cunningham posted:

I just want to know where they hid it to get it into the arena.

Cling wrap around the leg I would guess

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Well, at least Nashville has home ice advantage still at this point. Part of me wants to see them win in game 6 just to see how badly Bettman gets booed.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Benson Cunningham posted:

I just want to know where they hid it to get it into the arena.

In a plastic bag, stuffed down their pants.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

iospace posted:

Well, at least Nashville has home ice advantage still at this point. Part of me wants to see them win in game 6 just to see how badly Bettman gets booed.

Ah yes the true litmust test of a hockey fanbase. There was a recent (<5 years) occasion where Bettman didn't get booed but I can't remember when it occurred.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
I think that game should be replayed.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
I'm a little afraid at how quickly and similarly two of you answered the question of how to sneak a giant rear end fish into a hockey arena.

Then again, I can't imagine many other places to hide it. Maybe Bruce Willis style taped to the center of you back.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Benson Cunningham posted:

I'm a little afraid at how quickly and similarly two of you answered the question of how to sneak a giant rear end fish into a hockey arena.

Then again, I can't imagine many other places to hide it. Maybe Bruce Willis style taped to the center of you back.

Long tradition of sneaking octupus to Red Wings games. It's easy to surmise you'd use a similar technique for sneaking the fish in down your pants.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Or, somebody simply has a lot of experience smuggling very large fish in their pants due to some very poor life choices. I don't judge.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
https://mobile.twitter.com/joerexrode/status/863944797110779904

:munch:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

https://twitter.com/1025TheGame/status/863950940654587904

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Xtanstic posted:

Ah yes the true litmust test of a hockey fanbase. There was a recent (<5 years) occasion where Bettman didn't get booed but I can't remember when it occurred.

It was in Los Angeles I think

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Not Rinne's finest performance, but I won't worry unless it becomes a trend. Preds will definitely have more success at home.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

He sounds pretty shook

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Kesler rules btw

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Glambags posted:

It was in Los Angeles I think

Yeah both times LA won the fans cheered Bettman.

I think Pittsburgh fans last year just stayed silent (because the arena was empty already :rimshot:).

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

kesler is such a piece of poo poo I love it

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?

Furnaceface posted:

Yeah both times LA won the fans cheered Bettman.

I think Pittsburgh fans last year just stayed silent (because the arena was empty already :rimshot:).

That's because it was in San Jose :v:

Meanwhile every draft should be in Philadelphia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTqQ1jxp7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1am09HyMkA

metallicaeg
Nov 28, 2005

Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
got dam that's the most steady booing I've heard ever I think

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

Schremp Howard posted:

That's because it was in San Jose :v:

Meanwhile every draft should be in Philadelphia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1am09HyMkA

It owns when the City of Philadelphia uses its power for good

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Bettman trolling as gently caress

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

grack posted:

Or, somebody simply has a lot of experience smuggling very large fishbags of coke in their pants due to some very poor life choices. I don't judge.

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Was it New Jersey who began booing Bettman like crazy before he said "You're gonna want to hear this" and announcing the Devils got Schneider?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



ryjo is jealous that he can't cheat as good as kesler. he needs to understand that some people have dedicated to their lives to it, and mastered the art

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

That James Neal goal to make it 2-0 was maybe the worst goaltending I've ever seen in the playoffs and I've seen Fleury at his worst.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Kesler's not even good at it, they just let him do it.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Corey Perry is a turd but Kesler is cool, in my opinion. I still want Nashville to win though.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


myron cope posted:

That James Neal goal to make it 2-0 was maybe the worst goaltending I've ever seen in the playoffs and I've seen Fleury at his worst.

Honestly that was just a perfect screen. Gibson bought the pass and couldn't see poo poo beyond that. If anything that's on the defenseman for not clearing the crease.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Aphrodite posted:

Kesler's not even good at it, they just let him do it.

He's so good that he can do it out in the open as the refs have been conditioned by him to not do anything. That is a true master of his art.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Please. Call me when he can chop a dude's finger off in front of everyone and get nothing.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
daww johansen is getting picked on by older kids :( :( :(

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I love that Johansen said that Kesler doesn't get under his opponent's skin while complaining to the press about him. Kesler is the best, man do I ever miss that guy.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
For Game 3, does Kesler start jamming his stick in Johansen's crotch at the opening faceoff or does he lie in wait for him to get off the team bus?

I'll hang up and listen

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
If he doesn't softly tap Johansen's crotch with his stick during timeouts I'll be disappointed.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
the chirp right after you know you've gotten under a guys skin is the most important chirp.

kesler right now is sitting at his kitchen table sketching out possible chirps for the next faceoff with johansen, or maybe during warm ups because those are the best ones


also kesler is 21st century esa tikkanen but without the weird constructed language

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Kessler probably has a team of writers on the case like he's hosting a late night talk show.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Too bad he didn't consult them on baby names.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Aphrodite posted:

Too bad he didn't consult them on baby names.

haha nice, starting my monday at the office with a laugh

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Aphrodite posted:

Too bad he didn't consult them on baby names.

lol

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Aphrodite posted:

Too bad he didn't consult them on baby names.

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Xtanstic posted:

Ah yes the true litmust test of a hockey fanbase. There was a recent (<5 years) occasion where Bettman didn't get booed but I can't remember when it occurred.

It was when LA won the Cup as the 8 seed I believe. I was rooting for them because of the 8 seed thing, but after that, I quickly hopped aboard the gently caress LA bandwagon.

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