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I rather dislike the notion that interesting subtext = good movie, like if the text is turgid and incoherent then who loving gives a poo poo about the subtext BvS is bad
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cat doter posted:I rather dislike the notion that interesting subtext = good movie, like if the text is turgid and incoherent then who loving gives a poo poo about the subtext There's nothing nerds love more than trying to workshop a bad film into a good one through `*analysis*`.
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Under the vegetable posted:I'm glad the Chapo thread is also a place for people to glorify people who violently physically and also psychologically abuse their partners in the name of justice. lol shut up gamergate bitch
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sexpig by night posted:is King Arthur bad in any funny ways? It seems to be crashing and burning in amazing fashion, is it just a boring failed summer blockbuster or did it try to do something dumb? It seems to be half fun Guy Ritchie movie about King Arthur mating about with his lads and half boring wizard poo poo.
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cat doter posted:I rather dislike the notion that interesting subtext = good movie, like if the text is turgid and incoherent then who loving gives a poo poo about the subtext I agree Like the Star Wars prequels!
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Under the vegetable posted:I'm glad the Chapo thread is also a place for people to glorify people who violently physically and also psychologically abuse their partners in the name of justice. Triggered much my dude
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May 15, 2017 06:57
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im only mad that the loser who posted his insane screed on 4chan and reddit to assemble a personal army doesnt have a hard consonant in his name so i could combine it with cuck
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May 15, 2017 07:26
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there is no problem with ethics in video game journalism because there is no such thing also bvs was fine and it doesn't matter what other people think about movies you oversensitive fuckin dipshits
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May 15, 2017 10:40
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TetsuoTW posted:also bvs was fine and it doesn't matter what other people think about movies you oversensitive fuckin dipshits you realize the only people who ever say this are cined posters who are seriously salty about getting dragged for being Movie Idiots right like you clearly care a whole lot about what other people think of that movie if you're calling them "oversensitive dipshits" for saying it was bad
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May 15, 2017 11:12
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Alaois posted:you realize the only people who ever say this are cined posters who are seriously salty about getting dragged for being Movie Idiots right
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May 15, 2017 11:31
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Single reviews and reviewers are meaningless. Aggregate scores are loving concrete, though. 28% on RottenTomatoes. That is NOT a good film.
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May 15, 2017 11:34
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TetsuoTW posted:lol settle down all i said was it was fine YOU MONSTER
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May 15, 2017 11:35
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Lol at you guys talking about batman vs superman when the best chapo movie review was REIGN OVER ME. Saw that poo poo in theaters and was knocked out by how bad it was. Though to be fair that was my fault for going in the first place.
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May 15, 2017 11:37
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I always have trouble getting started on the Karim Zidan episodes (don't care about MMA), but again, I wind up really enjoying it once I make it over that hump. He's a good guy. 
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May 15, 2017 11:41
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The only person who'd watch these movies is someone full of bourbon and bad decisions.
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May 15, 2017 11:42
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prefect posted:I always have trouble getting started on the Karim Zidan episodes (don't care about MMA), but again, I wind up really enjoying it once I make it over that hump. He's a good guy. Haven't heard the one he did with Felix alone, but this latest one was loving incredible. Yet another Good Chapo.
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Lol at you guys talking about batman vs superman when the best chapo movie review was REIGN OVER ME. The Conqueror is also a good one
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I Before E posted:The Conqueror is also a good one DANCE FOR CHAPO
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prefect posted:I always have trouble getting started on the Karim Zidan episodes (don't care about MMA), but again, I wind up really enjoying it once I make it over that hump. He's a good guy. yeah i'm not really up on the current situation in chechnya so it was a really informative listen. kinda hard to get into, but one of the more important chapos recently imo
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May 15, 2017 12:25
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Anita Sarkeesian. Antifa Sarkeesian.
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The Narrator posted:DANCE FOR CHAPO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsqlYsdPKSc Happy mothers day folks
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Come on boys just say it, "America is a failing state."
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May 15, 2017 13:28
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FYI they listed a ton of reasons as to why it is at the beginning of the latest episode. It fukken rulez!
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Apoplexy posted:Single reviews and reviewers are meaningless. Aggregate scores are loving concrete, though. 28% on RottenTomatoes. That is NOT a good film. 
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n.ice
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Jonas Albrecht posted:There's nothing nerds love more than trying to workshop a bad film into a good one through `*analysis*`. *in extremely hbomberguy voice* BvS may seem like a massive pile of poo poo, but if you pretend that it isn't a Randian movie and examine it through a freshman tier Zizekian lens and ignore that the filmography and acting is bad, it's actually a brilliant movie and you're an idiot for hating it
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I know! He's awesome and I hope the Chapo Boys and Gal do give him an episode.
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May 15, 2017 14:50
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Can't wait for when Zack Snyder's earnest adaption of The Fountainhead comes out, with everyone on CineD falling over themselves trying to read it as a parody in line with Verhoeven's Starship Troopers.
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May 15, 2017 15:27
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after watching 300 i can't imagine snyder wouldn't love to be the riefenstahl of our time
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*ironically inserts penis between hard buttcheeks of another muscular man*
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SunAndSpring posted:*in extremely hbomberguy voice* BvS may seem like a massive pile of poo poo, but if you pretend that it isn't a Randian movie and examine it through a freshman tier Zizekian lens and ignore that the filmography and acting is bad, it's actually a brilliant movie and you're an idiot for hating it
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I think the CineD "TRANSFORMERS: KNIGHT ON EARTH is a devastating critique of capital" people are actually worse than the fuckwits waving "SAVE ME DUMBLEDORE" signs at marches, because at least the fuckwits are out there marching. All the movie Marxists ever seem to do is post
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May 15, 2017 15:59
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It really is the best outcome that someone came here to defend a bad comic book movie
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Phobophilia posted:*ironically inserts penis between hard buttcheeks of another muscular man* Don't make me come over there and suck your dick, man. I do not want to do this but god help me I will if that's what it takes.
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a cyberpunk goose posted:It really is the best outcome that someone came here to defend a bad comic book movie Except Blade.
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Alaois posted:you realize the only people who ever say this are cined posters who are seriously salty about getting dragged for being Movie Idiots right SunAndSpring posted:*in extremely hbomberguy voice* BvS may seem like a massive pile of poo poo, but if you pretend that it isn't a Randian movie and examine it through a freshman tier Zizekian lens and ignore that the filmography and acting is bad, it's actually a brilliant movie and you're an idiot for hating it a cyberpunk goose posted:It really is the best outcome that someone came here to defend a bad comic book movie How 'bout that Chapo Trap House podcast? It's pretty good. I'm emailing my review of Sucker Punch to David French's wife. Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 16:12 on May 15, 2017 |
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i liked the part in sucker punch where the lady with the giant boobs shot a gun or something sexism is over
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CineD puts more thought into their massive treatise on bad movies than the directors did or were allowed to in the end, the way that most big budget movie sausages get made today is lifeless. The writers have to play an elaborate connect the dots game every month as their budgets are threatened or reshoots have to occur (or not occur) or one of the producers really wants a specific scene or funny moment etc
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Capitalism makes things suck a lot of the time
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