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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey two finger john oliver keeps talking poo poo on new zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL7uvGKs2JY

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey two finger john oliver keeps talking poo poo on new zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL7uvGKs2JY

I mean what is it going to do. Fight back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K75BzQAEBiU

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey two finger john oliver keeps talking poo poo on new zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL7uvGKs2JY

ok 1 that was actually pretty loving funny because gently caress bill english

2 great now our news cycle (lol) for the next 8 weeks is going to be the papers breathlessly reporting on how john oliver talked poo poo on us


you should have seen how long jon stewart's three comments about nz stuck around, it was loving pitiful

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

orange juche posted:



This describes texas pretty well.

I've lived in Texas for 10 years now and originally from the NW and this is loving hilarious.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i think he was just happy to be done talking about trump for the week


they've had a tough time finding stuff that isnt trump to talk about. the main story was about for-profit dialysis centers and how the owner of the main one models his business after taco bell

i turned it off after 5 min of that bc i got enough worries right now

the rest was great though

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
It is a shame john oliver didn't bring over the writers from the colbert show.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





OH MY GOD I WAS loving JOKING GODDAMNIT
:cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes:



Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its a lot different to write than colbert tbh

he did a really good interview with Stern after the first season, which is cool since he's a nerd for background production stuff. most of the budget for the show went to the researchers they hired and all the mascot costumes they make. they have a $hbo budget for the show, but research takes a shitload of it.

im still shocked that colbert grabbed brian stack from conan

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Two Finger posted:

OH MY GOD I WAS loving JOKING GODDAMNIT
:cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes::cripes:





Ahahaha, I feel you Two Finger. The Finnish media does the exact same loving thing every time Finland gets mentioned in a popular American show.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDYBL70eReo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:perfect:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/863934516972466176

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Holy poo poo :catstare:


In other news, here's a prime example of superior aryan genes from that neo nazi rally this weekend (and daily reminder of gently caress Richard spencer)

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

MRC48B posted:

Same, but with the Pledge of Allegiance.

When people get mad at others for not standing/reciting the pledge, ask them if they think Thomas Jefferson would

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
that man is my spirit animal

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/864081899081412609

Surely staff infighting over obvious lies and fabrications won't lead to a colossal administrative disaster.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Maybe they should take a step back and think about the fact that he will believe anything put in front of him?

Also, if POTUS, FLOTUS,or Ivanka do one of those read a story to school children someone will miss a golden opportunity if they aren't handed "The emperor's new clothes"

Flikken fucked around with this message at 13:16 on May 15, 2017

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey two finger john oliver keeps talking poo poo on new zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL7uvGKs2JY

Please know that Bill English's Pizza is considered a bit naff even by the very low standards of NZ cuisine

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We now know a bit more about why Donnie believes such dumb poo poo: his dumb staff is feeding it to him because they're dumb / because they want to get ahead / because they want to get him spun up about something. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864094730275127297

The money reference is when the deputy NSA, formerly of fox news, gave Donnie a literally-fake time magazine cover "from 1970".

quote:

McFarland, who is expected to leave the NSC for the ambassadorship to Singapore, did not respond to requests for comment about bringing the president a fake news magazine cover. But another White House official familiar with the matter tried to defend it as an honest error that was “fake but accurate.”

Fake, but accurate :cripes:

Basically, Donnie does no research himself and doesn't know how to sort out bullshit news outlets from the real ones.


Edit: gay marriage support at highest level ever https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864109100455653376

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 15, 2017

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Today I had to explain to my sister, an RN and consulate 4.0 student, that CNN didn't actually stand for Clinton News Network.

Now, this is the first time she's ever shown any interest in politics and the larger world, so I guess I should at least be happy that the scale of poo poo that's going on is motivating the apathetic?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:



Basically, Donnie does no research himself and doesn't know how to sort out bullshit news outlets from the real ones.

I'll give a president a break on not fact checking things that come across his desk. Some low level mail room workers can be tasked with that.

I think Donnie DOES do research himself, he just only researches outlets that give him "fair" coverage.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Almost 2/3 and dumb oldsters are dying every day.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Tom Price has solved the Opioid crises: He prescribes God

https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/medical-doctor-tom-price-recommends-god-as-the-solution-to-the-opioid-crisis

:doh: Hopefully, you'll have time to find him in jail since Sessions wants maximum sentencing again.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Supreme court denied cert for the NC voter ID law because it was too racist for our conservative court to even want to touch.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

CommieGIR posted:

Tom Price has solved the Opioid crises: He prescribes God

https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/medical-doctor-tom-price-recommends-god-as-the-solution-to-the-opioid-crisis

:doh: Hopefully, you'll have time to find him in jail since Sessions wants maximum sentencing again.

When I was hooked on pills from 17-20 years old and stealing and robbing to support my habit, I wish someone had just taken me to church.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mr. Nice! posted:

Supreme court denied cert for the NC voter ID law because it was too racist for our conservative court to even want to touch.

Check this out: GOP inserted a late night ammendment into a bill that defunds schools/STEM in Democratic North Carolina districts:

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article150397682.html

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

CommieGIR posted:

Check this out: GOP inserted a late night ammendment into a bill that defunds schools/STEM in Democratic North Carolina districts:

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article150397682.html

quote:

The Northampton County program has received about $180,000 in recent years to serve 90 high school students, many of whom are African-American and from low-income families.

What a surprise.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

orange juche posted:



This describes texas pretty well.

"Aggies (avoid)" may be the most accurate two-word description I've seen in a while.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/863937650054615041

I'm the person that guessed Diego Garcia

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I'm the person that guessed the middle of the Indian Ocean and shot that chart's credibility in the foot.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
What about Darwin, Australia (or close enough)

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ForeignPolicy/status/864118729289990144

tl;dr: everyone on the planet knows our president is a know-nothing child motivated by frayed nerve endings and barely anything else. And they're structuring a NATO conference around this fact.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I'm all the people who guessed Afghanistan and thought they were owning this poo poo.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

I'm the guy who thought Sri Lanka is 'north'.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Powers Boothe died. Only 68. And none of the articles mention his amazing performance in MacGruber.

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

Don't forget classics like Extreme Prejudice and Sudden Death.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
And fucken deadwood

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Well the draft should fix that.

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